Awesome Land 5: Rebirth and Rice Krispies

[Mizagium]

"Yes," he said, resisting the urge to drain Zais. "That's how I was able to shatter the barrier."

[Razgat]

"Then, is it possible to transfer the powers of someone you obsorb to another person?"

[Monika]

Mar 5, 2010 15:43:13 GMT -5 Mizagium said:

Because Austin apparently doesn't know how to move plot along, over the horizon came the familiar (well, only to Johnny and Captain L) sight of Verland, with it's lone shack.

"We're going to Veraland?" Johnny asked, puzzled. "But the shack just leads to the Veral Dimension. What kind of an adventure is that?" He remembered the last time he was here, under oddly similar circumstances. Dressed as a pirate, stowing aboard the ship with Dante (or Salvatore, I don't remember) and going to save Sarah.

That is, until Derpbot exploded. They left, and sank to Special Land.

...this story makes no sense.

((I DIDN'T WANNA GO TO INCREDILAND TIL YOU WERE HERE, THANK YOU))

"Yarr...This shack leads to a land ye landlubbers could never hope to imagine! Through an unnecessarily complex series of portals that starts right through this very shack, we can reach a land where we'll have the craziest adventure yet!" Captain L shouted, crashing the still indestructible S.S. Awesome directly onto the island. "All you scalawags off my ship, and put on yer pirate outfits! Ye've got some explorin' to do!" he commanded. Pirate outfits, with especially impractical and scanty suits for the ladies, appeared in front of Captain L's 'crew'.

[Mizagium]

Johnny dressed in his, oddly enough, it was the same as last time. "Now all we need is an exploding robot and the dejavu might aspload my head."

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"Er..." Holden twitched. "Perhaps. Why?"

[Razgat]

Krispy folded her arms. "I have someone who's powers I want you to absorb and give to me. I don't about their whereabouts at the moment, but I know they'll come at some point. I'll make sure of it."

Krispy's dark eyes filled with rage. They were an exact image of her father's, or so she was told. She had never met him. She only knew of him. For the brief time she knew her mother, she had heard her speak of it, but she had never got the chance to actually meet him. Even though she was given up at a very young age, the name had stuck in her mind. "I want you to give me my father's powers. I want you to give me Karzem's powers."

[Mizagium]

An eyebrow went up. "Karzem? I don't believe I know of him. Then again, I'm not really from this world."

"Karzem is the agent of Chaos in this world," said a conveniently placed soldier. "He as H'razia did the nasty a few years ago, whihc led to Krispy's birth!"

"Thank you," he replied while draining the poor chap's life. "But where shall I find this Karzem?"

"In Random World! That's where he stays most of the-ack!"

Holden dropped the second plot device-soldier and pondered this. "An agent of Chaos in Random World...interesting..."

[Razgat]

"One more thing." Krispy took in a deep breath to come herself. "I want you to bring Karzem to me first. I want to meet him before you drain him. After that, you can drain whomever you like."

[Mizagium]

"Hmm. Fine." Holden spread his palms up by his sides. Power enfolded him, tearing open the very fabric OF SPACE AND TIME creating a portal that sucked him in.

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"This isn't right..." Holden was staring at a grotesquely fat man wearing nothing a tube top, fishnets, and high heels. He appeared to be coated in coco butter...and was on fire.

"Why hello thar my friend," he/she/it said.

Holden noticed two figures tiptoe away, using the temporary distraction to escape.

"what the hell...ARE you?"

"I'm PFG, the portal master."

"Uh-oh."

[Razgat]

Krispy sighed. She turned back to her army and Zais. "Zais, if you don't mind, I'd like for you to look into Leon and Aurora's wherabouts. I'll need to make sure I'm in the clear before I lead my attack. In the meeantime..." She turned to look at her army. "I think I'll expand a little. Don't forget, you can talk to me through the rice krispies, and my elite will follow you slealthily."

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Cybele embraced the pirate outfits. She dressed scandalously anyways, so it wasn't something she wasn't used to. Galiana, on the other hand, seemed a little uncomfortable. Cybele hadn't noticed how abnormally scrawny she was until now. Her skin was also extremely pale. Cybele felt a little concerned, but then she remembered who was was associated with now. Altinor(I believe that's his name...I forget) would take care of her.

Galiana went up to Al pointing at the ice on her face. She was on land now, so he should remove it.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais gave a bow that seemed more mocking than anything else. "Of course." he said. He turned to leave. "Oh by the way..you know Random World...the place where you sent that minion guy...yeah I pretty much own that place, just for future refrence." And with that he teleported off.


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Zais appeared back in Random World. Before he did anything, he wanted to tie up some loose ends. "Gree! Sindri" He called. The assassin and sorceror appeared instantly.

"Yess lord?" They said, bowing.

"I'm sending you two to Awesome Land for a while." Zais said.

"Oh God.." Gree muttered. Zais frowned.

"What was that?"

"Nothing at all, sir!" Gree said hurriedly. Zais nodded.

"Good. Report to Lord General Puu. I've already placed him in a position of power within the Imperatrix government. He will tell you what to do next."

With that, Zais sent his minions off, and then left himself, to find Leon.

[Mizagium]

((Wait a minute...I thought Gree and Torran were dead?))

[Myrdraxxis]

(IN THE OTHER TIME LINE)

[Mizagium]

((But that's in a different timeline than this one...))

[Myrdraxxis]

(IF IT WAS THEN ZAIS WOULD BE DEAD TOO)

[Mizagium]

((YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION! I commented on that before and you were like 'lol he's Zais'))

[Myrdraxxis]

(WELL WHY EXACTLY CAN WE NOT USE THE ALTERNATE TIME LINE?)

[Mizagium]

((because it's a different timeline than this one, as evidenced by Knox returing from the battle in Dynasty City to Random World, finding the land barren and time-less and having to use his hax powers to go to the other time line. It's confusing, I know))

[Razgat]

((It's Awesome Land. It rained pigs once. I think trying to go with the timeline is irrelevant.))

[Monika]

Alastor stared disgustedly at his own pirate outfit, complete with annoyingly tight headband and cutlass at his side. "I'm a doctor, not a pirate! Why must I wear this ridiculous ou-

"SILENCE, crewmate, or I'll keelhaul the lot of ya!" Captain L roared, surveying the island. He knew exactly what it was and where they were, but he had to ensure that nothing had changed since the last time he had been there. It hadn't. The island was barren except for a lone, worn down shack that sat in the center. Captain L kicked open the door to the shack cautiously, holding Luxumbra (his sword staff, as I often remind you all) at the ready. There was nothing in there except for a few weapons he had left there before. A feeling of nostalgia swept over him, but he had no time to reminisce now. He turned to the rest of the crew and spoke.

"For all ye who don't know, this island be called Veraland. According to Michael Watanabe, I discovered it when I was a wee lad training to become Emperor. Obviously I could have used a bit more training." he laughed, eliciting a few giggles from some random crew members. "Yarr! Who said ye all could laugh at my misfortune?!" Bolts of shadow lightning struck down the perpetrators, allowing Captain L to continue. "This shack leads to the Veral Dimension, my former banishment location of choice and an area in the space time continuum thing that has since been consumed by the Null-Void." Captain L scratched his head nervously and laughed. "That being said, we'll need to go through this dimension to reach a portal that will take us to our next destination. Hope you all brought your Soul Patches." he smiled. The interior of the shack seemed to resonate with otherworldly power.

"Wait...Everyone just escaped the dimension in question and you're sending them all back?" asked Lex, who had refused to dress in the ridiculous costume.

"Silence! Ye won't be recognized 'less ye wear yer costume!" Captain L said.

"I'm not wearing that stu-

A bolt or two of lightning later, Lex was forcibly stuck in his pirate clothing and was asking no more questions.

"Good! Now, let's go!" Captain L laughed, whistling "You Are a Pirate" obnoxiously.

Alastor sighed and stared at Galiana, who had apparently been signaling for him to remove the ice. "Hmm? Oh, yes. I suppose I can remove the ice now, but I won't be able to start the surgery. Are you sure you want it removed? You may be in a lot of pain until I access some near lethal anesthetics." he warned.

[Mizagium]

((No. It has to at least KINDA make sense. Dead don't come back to life (without help), pigs only rain when Narrator wills it, and time flows linearly. Random World exists in the same timeline))