PERIODS

[Mizagium]

more or less talking to Nicole.

[tuberjustin]

use a condom everytime

[Mizagium]

oh yeah, you're anti-abstinence.

you can change your name back to Tuba Justice or Bringer of Justice or whatever now.

[tuberjustin]

Sept 2, 2009 17:56:37 GMT -5 Mizagium said:

oh yeah, you're anti-abstinence.

you can change your name back to Tuba Justice or Bringer of Justice or whatever now.

Tuba Justice? lol


i think i'll stay abstinence annihilator for a little longer, till i can think of something else.

[Mizagium]

TUBA JUSTICE!

and make tube justin a regular character in AL4!

[Razgat]

While we have a topic named after this, I thought I'd post it. I found it hilarious.

Dear Kotex,

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as:
*Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
*Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
*Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
*Try Kotex blah blah blah other products...

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back. I'll wait.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated.

Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess what, the only activities that interest me is eating..sleeping..bitching or crying for no apparent reason.. ...and oh...does ripping someone's head off count as a friggen' activity??

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on their feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol & barbituates.

Printing out crap advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and is enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.

It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging. Put the crap in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.

There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store. Why don' t ya just add an in-store microphone to the damn package & announce that...helloooo, another female in the stor! e is on the rag!!!!! So take your tips for living and your cut e bunnies & the smiley faces and shove them!

P.S. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot of Bourbon to your packages instead?

[tuberjustin]

nicole gets drunk alot

[Mizagium]

[Razgat]

T.T

I found one about customs checking too. In Saudi Arabia, they don't sell tampons, so when they come here, they stack up on tampons, empty them into their suitcases, and then take it to the air port, but they check everything there, and the guy didn't know what it was. HERE IS A QUOTE!

When this woman got her turn, the customs officer pulled out a Tampax, looked at it quizzically, held it up and asked: "What is this?"
She spent a few agonizing moments trying to think of a tactful way to tell him what it was.
Meanwhile, Customs Guy is still inspecting the Tampax, probably thinking: "It looks like a fuse for a Molotov cocktail or some other infernal device. Perhaps I have captured a terrorist! Allah will be pleased ...."
The American wife finally said: "It's only for woman."
With that, the light finally dawned for Customs Guy. He turned bright red, threw the tampon back in her suitcase, slammed it shut, and said: "Go. Just GO!"

Lolz, ALLAH WILL BE PLEASED!

[Mizagium]

hehe, stupid men.

[tuberjustin]

Sept 2, 2009 18:16:04 GMT -5 Mizagium said:

hehe, stupid men.

you just lost your balls

[Mizagium]

Sept 2, 2009 18:24:53 GMT -5 @tuberjustin said:

Sept 2, 2009 18:16:04 GMT -5 Mizagium said:

hehe, stupid men.

you just lost your balls

elaborate.

[Moniko]

Sept 2, 2009 18:25:18 GMT -5 Mizagium said:

Sept 2, 2009 18:24:53 GMT -5 @tuberjustin said:

you just lost the game

elaborate.

Well...

[Mizagium]

he didnt know what it was.

come on. I know what one looks like.

[Moniko]

I'm lost.
What happened to who to make who lose what?
Who didn't know what was?
Most importantly: Where was the triforce placed after its creation??

[Mizagium]

newfags can't triforce

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[Xelwes]

Neither can you.

[Mizagium]

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[Razgat]

.......

[Mizagium]

fuck!

i did it before...