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Moniko?
Jun 18, 2009 21:34:30 GMT -5
Post by Mizagium on Jun 18, 2009 21:34:30 GMT -5
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!” Just great
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thecheat
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Jun 19, 2009 9:07:48 GMT -5
Post by thecheat on Jun 19, 2009 9:07:48 GMT -5
OLD
So old that we actually read that for some reason or other in my AP Psychology class. HOW OLD DOES IT HAVE TO BE FOR A TEACHER AS OUT OF TOUCH AS MS. BURDGESS TO KNOW ABOUT IT?
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Moniko
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Jun 23, 2009 15:27:47 GMT -5
Post by Moniko on Jun 23, 2009 15:27:47 GMT -5
lol I'm a freshman at the end of the summer.
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Jun 23, 2009 16:30:13 GMT -5
Post by thecheat on Jun 23, 2009 16:30:13 GMT -5
Really, because I'm a Senior and if you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP I will one-up you again.
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Moniko?
Jun 23, 2009 17:08:34 GMT -5
Post by Calefrun on Jun 23, 2009 17:08:34 GMT -5
Again?
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Jun 23, 2009 17:09:22 GMT -5
Post by thecheat on Jun 23, 2009 17:09:22 GMT -5
Senior > freshmen
PAY ATTENTION
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Moniko?
Jun 23, 2009 17:13:15 GMT -5
Post by Calefrun on Jun 23, 2009 17:13:15 GMT -5
I refuse.
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Moniko
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Moniko?
Jun 23, 2009 18:42:22 GMT -5
Post by Moniko on Jun 23, 2009 18:42:22 GMT -5
NOES DO NO THECHEAT Wait your going to be a senior? or did you graduate?
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Moniko?
Jun 23, 2009 18:52:28 GMT -5
Post by Calefrun on Jun 23, 2009 18:52:28 GMT -5
He's going to be a senior.
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Jun 23, 2009 23:02:21 GMT -5
Post by tuberjustin on Jun 23, 2009 23:02:21 GMT -5
I refuse to bow down to those of the Race of Bronze
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Moniko?
Jun 24, 2009 11:34:53 GMT -5
Post by Mizagium on Jun 24, 2009 11:34:53 GMT -5
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Moniko?
Jun 24, 2009 15:12:18 GMT -5
Post by Xelwes on Jun 24, 2009 15:12:18 GMT -5
I refuse to bow to anyone. Screw "seniority".
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Moniko?
Jun 24, 2009 15:17:43 GMT -5
Post by Razgat on Jun 24, 2009 15:17:43 GMT -5
If you do, then you won't get to do it when you're a senior.
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Moniko?
Jun 24, 2009 15:53:28 GMT -5
Post by Xelwes on Jun 24, 2009 15:53:28 GMT -5
I don't care lol.
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Jun 24, 2009 16:55:24 GMT -5
Post by Mizagium on Jun 24, 2009 16:55:24 GMT -5
I refuse to bow to anyone. Screw "seniority". k.
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Moniko?
Jun 24, 2009 18:18:00 GMT -5
Post by tuberjustin on Jun 24, 2009 18:18:00 GMT -5
I refuse to bow to anyone. Screw "seniority". ditto If you do, then you won't get to do it when you're a senior. I'll Do what i want
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Jun 24, 2009 18:33:44 GMT -5
Post by thecheat on Jun 24, 2009 18:33:44 GMT -5
WELL DONE, FELLOWS
Do the same thing I did for three years and KNOW that you're too awesome to care for the petty, nonexistent seniority lorded over you. It's only an intangible concept.
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Moniko?
Jun 24, 2009 19:05:46 GMT -5
Post by tuberjustin on Jun 24, 2009 19:05:46 GMT -5
WELL DONE, FELLOWS Do the same thing I did for three years and KNOW that you're too awesome to care for the petty, nonexistent seniority lorded over you. It's only an intangible concept. lowbrass knows this all to well. when you have the worst section leader in the band for two years in a row because he is a "senior" then you learn quickly that age means nothing against talent
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Jun 24, 2009 20:40:38 GMT -5
Post by thecheat on Jun 24, 2009 20:40:38 GMT -5
Something about low brass seniors and being creepy...
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Jun 24, 2009 20:41:09 GMT -5
Post by thecheat on Jun 24, 2009 20:41:09 GMT -5
Scratch that. It's always the tubas that are creepy.
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