ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!!

TEAM_DERRICK Best-selling Author DESTROYUR OF WORLDS I am become Konata, the shitter of posts. Posts: 3,935	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:07:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 29, 2009 22:07:18 GMT -5 nope. I was just correcting adam's mistake
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Razgat Moderator Basically Everyone's Sister Posts: 6,352	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:07:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Razgat on Jul 29, 2009 22:07:31 GMT -5 Um...I never left...I'm still here. I was just saying goodnight.....

TEAM_DERRICK Best-selling Author DESTROYUR OF WORLDS I am become Konata, the shitter of posts. Posts: 3,935	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:08:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 29, 2009 22:08:27 GMT -5 HA! SEE! SHE REMAINED ABSTINENT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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tuberjustin Guest	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:11:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by tuberjustin on Jul 29, 2009 22:11:05 GMT -5 Jul 29, 2009 22:08:27 GMT -5 TEAM_DERRICK said: HA! SEE! SHE REMAINED ABSTINENT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! IM SORRY TYLER!

TEAM_DERRICK Best-selling Author DESTROYUR OF WORLDS I am become Konata, the shitter of posts. Posts: 3,935	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:13:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 29, 2009 22:13:31 GMT -5 HAHAHAHAHA!!! VICTORY! NICOLE SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS MOTHER NICOLE: THE PURE!
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Myrdraxxis Administrator Posts: 8,700	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:16:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 29, 2009 22:16:51 GMT -5

TEAM_DERRICK Best-selling Author DESTROYUR OF WORLDS I am become Konata, the shitter of posts. Posts: 3,935	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:17:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 29, 2009 22:17:43 GMT -5 NO
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Razgat Moderator Basically Everyone's Sister Posts: 6,352	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:20:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Razgat on Jul 29, 2009 22:20:10 GMT -5 Hey...how come I have to be The Pure?

TEAM_DERRICK Best-selling Author DESTROYUR OF WORLDS I am become Konata, the shitter of posts. Posts: 3,935	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:21:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 29, 2009 22:21:32 GMT -5 Well.... cause you didn't fuck Tyler.
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Razgat Moderator Basically Everyone's Sister Posts: 6,352	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:23:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Razgat on Jul 29, 2009 22:23:08 GMT -5 Um....ok......

thecheat Local Author The PuritanProphet No use crying over spilled The Cheat. Posts: 1,110	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:23:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thecheat on Jul 29, 2009 22:23:19 GMT -5 THERE WILL BE NO SEX TONIGHT THERE'S A BIBLE NEXT TO MY BED, HOW ABOUT YOU IT'S TIME TO ENSURE THAT NOBODY HERE WILL FEEL SEXUALLY STIMULATED FOR AT LEAST A WEEK
	I don't need to change my entire profile to prove I'm a gentleman. I have a monocle? WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

tuberjustin Guest	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:23:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by tuberjustin on Jul 29, 2009 22:23:57 GMT -5 Jul 29, 2009 22:21:32 GMT -5 TEAM_DERRICK said: Well.... cause you didn't fuck Tyler. TONIGHT

thecheat Local Author The PuritanProphet No use crying over spilled The Cheat. Posts: 1,110	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:24:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thecheat on Jul 29, 2009 22:24:01 GMT -5
	I don't need to change my entire profile to prove I'm a gentleman. I have a monocle? WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

thecheat Local Author The PuritanProphet No use crying over spilled The Cheat. Posts: 1,110	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:24:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thecheat on Jul 29, 2009 22:24:27 GMT -5
	I don't need to change my entire profile to prove I'm a gentleman. I have a monocle? WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

thecheat Local Author The PuritanProphet No use crying over spilled The Cheat. Posts: 1,110	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:24:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thecheat on Jul 29, 2009 22:24:52 GMT -5
	I don't need to change my entire profile to prove I'm a gentleman. I have a monocle? WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

TEAM_DERRICK Best-selling Author DESTROYUR OF WORLDS I am become Konata, the shitter of posts. Posts: 3,935	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:26:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 29, 2009 22:26:16 GMT -5 Lucco! It was horrible! Adam has betrayed us! HE HAS FORSAKEN THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND LEFT ME ALONE TO DEFEND AGAINST THEIR HEATHEN WAYS!
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Post by thecheat on Jul 29, 2009 22:26:27 GMT -5

Fear not, young Derrick, for you are not alone. I will always be in your heart in an abstinent way. Adam may have given in to impure lust, but I solved it by making sure no male (or female) who sees my last few posts will have en erection for quite some time.

Victory has been had. Goodnight, virgins. Enjoy your purity.

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I don't need to change my entire profile to prove I'm a gentleman. I have a monocle? WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

TEAM_DERRICK Best-selling Author DESTROYUR OF WORLDS I am become Konata, the shitter of posts. Posts: 3,935	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:26:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 29, 2009 22:26:45 GMT -5 YEAH!!!!!
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tuberjustin Guest	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:29:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by tuberjustin on Jul 29, 2009 22:29:43 GMT -5 IM SO HARD NOW

thecheat Local Author The PuritanProphet No use crying over spilled The Cheat. Posts: 1,110	ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!! Jul 29, 2009 22:30:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thecheat on Jul 29, 2009 22:30:36 GMT -5 Despite Justin's bluff, sex has been dealt it's coup de grace for tonight, and maybe some time after. (DON'T) SUCK IT, SEX.
	I don't need to change my entire profile to prove I'm a gentleman. I have a monocle? WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

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ABSTINENCE PATROL!!!!!!!!

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