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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 20:38:55 GMT -5
we'll probably do a spontaneous series of small skits that amount to a plot.
here's an equation i worked out. OUR MOVIES<<<<<<<THE SUM OF THEIR PARTS.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 20:40:41 GMT -5
Shouldn't it be GREATER than the sum of their parts?
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 20:42:02 GMT -5
it SHOULD.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 20:48:30 GMT -5
I LIKE IT
SOUNDS LIKE MOLE DAY ONLY DIFFERENT
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 20:50:09 GMT -5
yeah, there's nto even a script to begin with.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 8, 2009 20:52:36 GMT -5
field o roses
(in rob's apartment. party hard)
Hud: DUDE! I JUST GOT A NEW CAMERA!
disposable woman #1: Thats great Hud.
(cut to the door. Rob walks in.)
Everyone: Surprise!
Rob: Oh thanks guys! This is awesome.
Hud: We thought that since we may not see you in a while, so lets have a party!
Everyone: Yeah!
(cut to kitchen. Hud is crawling on the floor. Humming the metal gear solid theme.)
Hud: Da da da dona. Da da da dona. Gooooonaaaaaaaaa get to the punch bowl. And maybeeeeeeeeeeee score a colsup of someone's pantiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!
Rob: Hud? What are you doing?
Hud: dammit I've been spotted!
Achmed: You are a discarce to the human race!
Homey: Tru dat yo!
(cut to living room)
Lily: So rob, you're getting a job in japan?
Rob: Yeah, somehow i managed to rise up the corporate ladder just within 2 years of graduating college.
Lily: I hope that Godzilla doesn't attack while you're there!
Rob: If that ain't foreshadowing, then i don't know what is.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 20:53:53 GMT -5
Needs more guns and bitches.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 21:00:52 GMT -5
Like this: The iron manacles snapped open loudly. Courtney took one look at them, and glanced enquiringly at Quinn. His robe was already dissolving. "You know how to use them," he told her.
She wiggled out of her dress and bent over the bed, placing her wrists in the manacles. They hinged shut, and locked. From the book I'm reading, he he. |
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 8, 2009 21:01:31 GMT -5
(Cut to some room. the lights are flickering on and off. ROAR!)
Everyone: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! x5
(Cut to a crude card board cut out of a tv)
Anchorman: This just in! A giant monster has just attacked the city!
Everyone: IRONY!
Anchorman: we will now go to the scene.
(a small box appears in the corner of the screen)
The exact same anchorman: well as you can see there appears to be a giant monster attacking the city. Wait! There's something falling off of the monster! OH MY GOD! FLAMING HOBOS! THERE ARE FLAMING HOBOS JUMPING OFF OF THE MONSTER! WAIT! THERE SEEMS TO E SOMETHING ELSE FALLING OFF THE CREATURE! THERE MORMONS! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(The anchorman get eaten by a flaming hobo and a mormon.)
Anchor man: sucks to be him.
(cut to living room)
Achmed: Did you see all the destruction? It is worse than when those hoodlums spray painted images of the great prophet Muhammad all over our mosque!
Homey: Yeah... Those hoodlums......
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 21:05:04 GMT -5
THE FLAMING HOBOS ARE TURING INTO MORMONS! Mormans can't use the subway. The iron manacles snapped open loudly. Courtney took one look at them, and glanced enquiringly at Quinn. His robe was already dissolving. "You know how to use them," he told her.
She wiggled out of her dress and bent over the bed, placing her wrists in the manacles. They hinged shut, and locked. |
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 21:13:52 GMT -5
I don't want to know. The anchorman needs a mustache and the script is missing a crazy guy with a shotgun, not unlike War of the Worlds.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 8, 2009 21:18:25 GMT -5
Rob: We have to go and save Lily!
Hud: Wasn't she just here?
Rob: She went back to her apartment for something.
Marlena: Well, we cant just sit here and do nothing! ADVENTURE HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Achmed: In deed!
(Cut to streets. Army people with super soakers are attacking the monster. Cut to actual clips from cloverfield for the monster.)
soldier: we gotta kill this thing!
soldier: holy shit a towel head!
(shoots achmed)
achmed: dammit!
(cut to subway)
Hud: so why are we in a subway?
Rob: Cause mormans cant use the subway!
Hud: o yeah!
homey: But yo! What about Flamin' Hobos?
Hud: crap!
(a screaming flaming hobo appears at the end of the subway.)
Hud: OH MY GOD! FLAMING HOBOS!
(everyone runs)
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 8, 2009 21:22:11 GMT -5
I don't want to know. The anchorman needs a mustache and the script is missing a crazy guy with a shotgun, not unlike War of the Worlds. racial sterotypes okay? |
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 21:28:33 GMT -5
WHATEVER
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Post by Calefrun on Jul 8, 2009 21:29:13 GMT -5
I don't want to know. The anchorman needs a mustache and the script is missing a crazy guy with a shotgun, not unlike War of the Worlds. Nicole's brother has a fake shotgun |
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 21:34:29 GMT -5
I have an awesome nerf shotgun that I keep in my trunk at all times...in case I'm robbed.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 8, 2009 21:47:21 GMT -5
THE FLAMING HOBOS ARE TURING INTO MORMONS! Mormans can't use the subway. The iron manacles snapped open loudly. Courtney took one look at them, and glanced enquiringly at Quinn. His robe was already dissolving. "You know how to use them," he told her.
She wiggled out of her dress and bent over the bed, placing her wrists in the manacles. They hinged shut, and locked. No |
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 21:54:11 GMT -5
OH YES
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 9, 2009 10:25:20 GMT -5
The iron manacles snapped open loudly. Courtney took one look at them, and glanced enquiringly at Quinn. His robe was already dissolving. "You know how to use them," he told her.
She wiggled out of her dress and bent over the bed, placing her wrists in the manacles. They hinged shut, and locked. No Oh, yes. this book kicks ass... among other things. |
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Post by Razgat on Jul 9, 2009 11:30:38 GMT -5
"Angelo could understand his father being unable to resist the temptations of such young, exotic flesh; he himself had sampled it and found it pleasing."
Human trafficking of girls age 11-16....yeah
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