Post by Razgat on Aug 4, 2010 21:21:37 GMT -5
Over the course of this week and last, I have watched the full Evangelian series and the movie. The show was very interesting, though also disturbing, and I didn't think too much of it. Most of it was psychological anyway. Even at the very end of the show, while you might have felt rage, anger, or disbelief, I seriously laughed. I mean I seriously rolled over and laughed at the ending scene. This show was just entirely ridiculous, but I watched it anyway because it gave me the same satisfaction as Mote. Though we all hated him or got annoyed with him, you have to admit that you loved him for being Mote at times. Who can forget the AIDS cannon? Or the French Horn Slaves? This show gave me that same feeling. I both regret and am glad that I watched this show.
Then I watched the movie.
At first, it was very interesting, for the first two minutes anyway. Though the show was disturbing enough, Shinji freaking MASTURBATING over a COMATOSE body just made me cringe and want to shut my computer and never open it. I probably would have if I hadn't already known it was coming, even though I didn't expect it that early. My knowledge of this event you can give credit to Tyler for. (THANKS A FREAKIN LOT)
So I decided to endure the rest of this movie. I decided to sit through the rest of this ridiculous fucking movie. It's not like seeing Rei naked a few times in the show enough. Oh no, we had to make it so she never wears clothes ANYWHERE in the movie except when she's turning people into LCL. And as if the groping wasn't enough, EVERY FREAKING MAIN CHARACTER DIES!!!!!!!!! I should have expected it. I mean, you guys even told me they did, but when it was in the movie...it just seemed so ridiculous. But not as ridiculous as it's going to be. Nope. They had to make it so that you believed they'd save the world. The Evas always win everytime. Mankind will always make it...
Fuck no.
EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY FREAKING PERSON ANYWHERE DIES!!! BUT JUST HAVING THEM DIE AND TURN INTO TANGORANG ISN'T ENOUGH! WE'RE GOING TO PLAY SOME PSYCHODELIC HIPPY MUSIC WHILE YOU WATCH! AND LET'S GO INTO SHINJI'S MIND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, HUH? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IN THERE ENOUGH! OH LOOK! REAL SCENES! AND A KITTY ON A BILLBOARD! OOOH! PEOPLE! IN A THEATRE! WHAT MOVIE ARE THEY GOING TO SHOW? SHINJI'S FUCKED UP MIND!!! THAT'S WHAT!
GOD, AND EVEN THAT'S NOT ENOUGH! THEY DECIDE WE'LL START OVER! LET'S JUST HAVE ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN LEFT! YEAH! IT'S NOT LIKE THE WOMAN HATES HIM OR ANYTHING! IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WAS RESENTLY MIND RAPED OR ANYTHING, RIGHT? EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT! EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SHINJI TRIES TO FREAKIN STRANGLE HER, BUT HE'S TOO MUCH OF A WHIMP EVEN FOR THAT!!!! EVEN IF IT WAS SYMPOTHETIC! I DON'T CARE! STOP TAKING TEN MINUTES TO KILL EVERY FUCKING PERSON! STOP TAKING TEN MINUTES TO SCREAM! STOP! BEING! YOU!
But that's not enough. If you look into the end, I MEAN REALLY LOOK INTO IT! WHAT IS ASUKA? POSSIBLY PREGNANT! BUT FROM WHAT, MIGHT I ASK? THEY NEVER HAD---THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT! FROM THE FIRST THREE MINUTES OF THE MOVIE, REMEMBER? FROM THE FUCKING MASTURBATION SCENE! AS IF IT WASN'T AWKWARD ENOUGH!!!
I can officially say I have NEVER reacted this way towards ANY movie AT ALL! NOTHING COMPARES TO THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS ENTIRE FREAKING THING!!!! I MEAN REALLY! IT'S ME! FREAKING ME! I NEVER GET ANGRY! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! EVEN IF I DO, I NEVER MEAN ANYTHING! I. MEAN. ALL. OF. THIS.
BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW THE BEST PART? ABOUT TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE MOVIE ENDED, IT SHUT DOWN AND SAID MY COMPUTER WAS INFECTED! INFECTED! THIS FUCKING MOVIE CONTAMINATED MY COMPUTER! AND I WASN'T EVEN DONE YET!
Fuck this movie.
Then I watched the movie.
At first, it was very interesting, for the first two minutes anyway. Though the show was disturbing enough, Shinji freaking MASTURBATING over a COMATOSE body just made me cringe and want to shut my computer and never open it. I probably would have if I hadn't already known it was coming, even though I didn't expect it that early. My knowledge of this event you can give credit to Tyler for. (THANKS A FREAKIN LOT)
So I decided to endure the rest of this movie. I decided to sit through the rest of this ridiculous fucking movie. It's not like seeing Rei naked a few times in the show enough. Oh no, we had to make it so she never wears clothes ANYWHERE in the movie except when she's turning people into LCL. And as if the groping wasn't enough, EVERY FREAKING MAIN CHARACTER DIES!!!!!!!!! I should have expected it. I mean, you guys even told me they did, but when it was in the movie...it just seemed so ridiculous. But not as ridiculous as it's going to be. Nope. They had to make it so that you believed they'd save the world. The Evas always win everytime. Mankind will always make it...
Fuck no.
EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY FREAKING PERSON ANYWHERE DIES!!! BUT JUST HAVING THEM DIE AND TURN INTO TANGORANG ISN'T ENOUGH! WE'RE GOING TO PLAY SOME PSYCHODELIC HIPPY MUSIC WHILE YOU WATCH! AND LET'S GO INTO SHINJI'S MIND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, HUH? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IN THERE ENOUGH! OH LOOK! REAL SCENES! AND A KITTY ON A BILLBOARD! OOOH! PEOPLE! IN A THEATRE! WHAT MOVIE ARE THEY GOING TO SHOW? SHINJI'S FUCKED UP MIND!!! THAT'S WHAT!
GOD, AND EVEN THAT'S NOT ENOUGH! THEY DECIDE WE'LL START OVER! LET'S JUST HAVE ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN LEFT! YEAH! IT'S NOT LIKE THE WOMAN HATES HIM OR ANYTHING! IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WAS RESENTLY MIND RAPED OR ANYTHING, RIGHT? EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT! EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SHINJI TRIES TO FREAKIN STRANGLE HER, BUT HE'S TOO MUCH OF A WHIMP EVEN FOR THAT!!!! EVEN IF IT WAS SYMPOTHETIC! I DON'T CARE! STOP TAKING TEN MINUTES TO KILL EVERY FUCKING PERSON! STOP TAKING TEN MINUTES TO SCREAM! STOP! BEING! YOU!
But that's not enough. If you look into the end, I MEAN REALLY LOOK INTO IT! WHAT IS ASUKA? POSSIBLY PREGNANT! BUT FROM WHAT, MIGHT I ASK? THEY NEVER HAD---THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT! FROM THE FIRST THREE MINUTES OF THE MOVIE, REMEMBER? FROM THE FUCKING MASTURBATION SCENE! AS IF IT WASN'T AWKWARD ENOUGH!!!
I can officially say I have NEVER reacted this way towards ANY movie AT ALL! NOTHING COMPARES TO THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS ENTIRE FREAKING THING!!!! I MEAN REALLY! IT'S ME! FREAKING ME! I NEVER GET ANGRY! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! EVEN IF I DO, I NEVER MEAN ANYTHING! I. MEAN. ALL. OF. THIS.
BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW THE BEST PART? ABOUT TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE MOVIE ENDED, IT SHUT DOWN AND SAID MY COMPUTER WAS INFECTED! INFECTED! THIS FUCKING MOVIE CONTAMINATED MY COMPUTER! AND I WASN'T EVEN DONE YET!
Fuck this movie.