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Other M
Sept 5, 2010 23:54:11 GMT -5
Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Sept 5, 2010 23:54:11 GMT -5
Samus is Bella Swan now. Lovely.
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 0:13:23 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Sept 6, 2010 0:13:23 GMT -5
Explain yourself. I don't remember seeing any sparkling vampires in the previews.
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 0:30:12 GMT -5
Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Sept 6, 2010 0:30:12 GMT -5
She's obsessed with ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HE HAS TO SAY. SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT WHAT HE THINKS. WHAT HE WOULD DO. SHE BECOMES PARALYZED WITH FEAR DUE TO HIM NOT AUTHORIZING THE USE OF CERTAIN WEAPONS. THE MISCHARACTERIZATION IS OFF THE CHARTS. /rage
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 0:49:53 GMT -5
Post by Mizagium on Sept 6, 2010 0:49:53 GMT -5
I funny, mostly because Samus had no characterization to speak of. None. At all.
She is a bounty hunter who was raised by the Chozo after a Space Pirate attack on K2-L.
...Derp.
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 0:52:13 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Sept 6, 2010 0:52:13 GMT -5
OMFG SOMEONE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T READ THE MANGA!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!one
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 0:54:18 GMT -5
Post by Mizagium on Sept 6, 2010 0:54:18 GMT -5
OMFG SOMEONE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T READ THE MANGA!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!one As a matter of fact, I didn't. And I don't plan to. I only care about the games.
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 1:01:17 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Sept 6, 2010 1:01:17 GMT -5
OMFG SOMEONE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T READ THE MANGA!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!one As a matter of fact, I didn't. And I don't plan to. I only care about the games. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN UNTIL YOU HAVE ACCEPTED EVERY PIECE OF CANON AND NON CANON, INCLUDING SAMUS AND HER SIDEKICK JOEY. metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Samus_and_Joey
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 1:03:17 GMT -5
Post by Mizagium on Sept 6, 2010 1:03:17 GMT -5
lol.
I wasn't complaining. I was pointing that in the video games, Samus is little more that a hand with a gun. She has a history sure and OMG ITS A WOMAN but that's it. There's no dialogue to characterize, well...anyone.
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 1:07:53 GMT -5
Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Sept 6, 2010 1:07:53 GMT -5
I funny, mostly because Samus had no characterization to speak of. None. At all. She is a bounty hunter who was raised by the Chozo after a Space Pirate attack on K2-L. ...Derp. True. To an extent. But her blank slate does leave some impression upon you. A) She's quiet. B) She's bad-ass C) She chases danger down and annihilates it with extreme prejudice. In Other M She: A) Never shuts the fuck up B) Doubts herself at every opportunity. C) PULLS A FUCKING SHINJI AND BECOMES PARALYZED WITH FEAR. HER SUIT STARTS TO SHUT DOWN BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN HERSELF ENOUGH! LOOK AT HER DURING THE METROID PRIME FINAL BOSS FIGHT! SHE FUCKING CHASES THE BASTARD DOWN. SHE RAPES HIM. SHE DESTROYS HIM. SHE ONLY RUNS AWAY AFTER THE FUCKING CRATER STARTS TO BLOODY COLLAPSE! FSDFSDAGSDAGSDAGSDGSDAGSDAGSDAGHSDAG
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 1:09:17 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Sept 6, 2010 1:09:17 GMT -5
I funny, mostly because Samus had no characterization to speak of. None. At all. C) PULLS A FUCKING SHINJI AND BECOMES PARALYZED WITH FEAR. HER SUIT STARTS TO SHUT DOWN BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN HERSELF ENOUGH! ...You're kidding, right?
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 1:10:43 GMT -5
Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Sept 6, 2010 1:10:43 GMT -5
NO. I'M NOT. IT'S HORSE SHIT. SHE HAS A FUCKING EMOTIONAL BSOD WHILE FIGHTING RIDLEY. YOU KNOW! THE GUY SHE'S ONLY KILLED 10000000000000~ TIMES!!!!! FSDAFWEA GTSDA GHSDA GHSD AG SDAGSDA GSD A
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 2:13:41 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Sept 6, 2010 2:13:41 GMT -5
So...she went from super badass Iron Man rivaling heroine...to a woman? I feel so betrayed...
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 2:22:49 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Sept 6, 2010 2:22:49 GMT -5
Great Scott...You're right...
I...I don't know what to say...
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 10:31:37 GMT -5
Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Sept 6, 2010 10:31:37 GMT -5
yeah NOW YOU'VE SEEN THE REASONS BEHIND MY RAGE
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 10:32:49 GMT -5
Post by Mizagium on Sept 6, 2010 10:32:49 GMT -5
I don't know. she snapped out of it.
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 10:37:39 GMT -5
Post by Razgat on Sept 6, 2010 10:37:39 GMT -5
No...NO....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY, SAMUS, WHY!? YOU WERE THE ONLY FEMALE GAME CHARACTER THAT DIDN'T GET KIDNAPPED EVERY TWO SECONDS! WHY MUST YOU BE SENSITIVE NOW!!!!!!! I DON'T CARE IF RIDLEY KILLED YOUR FAMILY! GET REVENGE AND CHOKE IT WITH YOUR PLASMA!! GAH!
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 10:41:20 GMT -5
Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Sept 6, 2010 10:41:20 GMT -5
I don't know. she snapped out of it. BUT SHE DOES IT THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 10:42:51 GMT -5
Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Sept 6, 2010 10:42:51 GMT -5
No...NO....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY, SAMUS, WHY!? YOU WERE THE ONLY FEMALE GAME CHARACTER THAT DIDN'T GET KIDNAPPED EVERY TWO SECONDS! WHY MUST YOU BE SENSITIVE NOW!!!!!!! I DON'T CARE IF RIDLEY KILLED YOUR FAMILY! GET REVENGE AND CHOKE IT WITH YOUR PLASMA!! GAH! SHE'S ALREADY KILLED HIM LIKE 1000000000 TIMES! WHY IS SHE STILL AFRAID OF HIM?! SHE DIDN'T LOOK AFRAID IN PRIME 1! HELL, SHE KILLED HIM DOWN A SHAFT ALA GANDALF IN PRIME 3 AND SHOWED NO NEGATIVE REPERCUSSIONS! WHAT THE HELL TEAM NINJA!?! HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED A METROID GAME BEFORE?!
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 10:46:46 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Sept 6, 2010 10:46:46 GMT -5
Every time she speaks, it's like hearing a woman from some black and white 1940s melodrama...
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Other M
Sept 6, 2010 10:47:53 GMT -5
Post by Razgat on Sept 6, 2010 10:47:53 GMT -5
WHEN DID SHE TURN INTO BARBIE! THAT'S WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE TO ME!
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