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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 20, 2011 18:14:51 GMT -5
"Dad, you don't... Well... Do anything right?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 18:15:21 GMT -5
Gendo: ">:3"
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 20, 2011 18:18:21 GMT -5
"That's illegal dad."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 18:19:54 GMT -5
"Son...have you seen all the crazy shit we have laying around here? I dare the law to try and come after me."
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 20, 2011 18:26:56 GMT -5
*Get's out his cell phone. Texts someone.*
From the loud speakers: "ATTENTION GENDO IKARI! PLEASE TAKE A SEAT!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 18:29:06 GMT -5
Gendo folds his hands into that familiar pose. "Just as planned." The section of the complex where Chris Hanson is currently self-destructs. "Now there is no one to stop me."
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 20, 2011 18:31:07 GMT -5
Suddently, Unit 01 rips through the wall and punches Gendo in the face.
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!"
Yui was very pissed for all the statutory rape from beyond the grave.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 18:32:52 GMT -5
Gendo picks himself up off the ground and adjusts his bent glasses. "Yes, dear."
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 20, 2011 18:35:15 GMT -5
Shinji then goes home to Asuka.
"Why is my love life so weird?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 18:42:02 GMT -5
Asuka flips him onto the ground. "Say my name, bitch!"
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 20, 2011 19:02:45 GMT -5
"CHAA-ASUKA!!!!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 19:09:30 GMT -5
Misato comes home several hours later to find the apartment is in ruins. Shinji is splayed out in the center of the rubble, looking quite contented.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 20, 2011 19:14:56 GMT -5
"FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 19:16:50 GMT -5
Genod folds his hands. "Just as planned."
Meanwhile, Kaji is observing the whole thing. Into his radio, he speaks, "It's on."
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 20, 2011 19:18:59 GMT -5
Shinji continues screaming, "AND BY AWAKENED, I MEAN I'VE HAD SEX!"
That's when Misato passes out. Maya then gets the chloroform...
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 19:23:12 GMT -5
and then nothing makes sense anymore
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 20, 2011 19:24:11 GMT -5
omake chapter BAM
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 19:26:15 GMT -5
EZ. Copy pate gogogogogo
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 20, 2011 19:31:25 GMT -5
lolololololol
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 20:32:25 GMT -5
I'd love to steer this thread back on track, but I don't have any materiel to do so with
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