Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Feb 1, 2012 4:04:44 GMT -5
But I felt that it was appropriate. I'd venture forth to say that YS is dead. Hell, I'm not even keeping up with you guys like I used to. It's sad, but I guess it was inevitable. Yourstory will always hold a special place in my heart. It's crazy how you can basically watch us grow over the last 4 years just by scanning through the pages.
Well, here's a shitty rendition of American Pie by Don McLean, Heavily inspired by the "Bye, Bye, to the 4chan Website" song. Anyway, this is nothing special and really shouldn't be regarded as anything more than 'Hey, Derrick was bored and he made this' 'Oh really? Does it suck?' 'As always.'
And in true Phelps form, it's not even a full song. Hell, American Pie is long, and I honestly didn't know how to drag this thing out enough. Granted, I'm satisfied with it.
Anyway, I'm afraid that my defection from YS is nearly complete with Something Awful being my new internet home. It's really odd. I've migrated from chan to chan looking for the replacement for old /b/, and my real internet home was the site that started modern internet culture. Hell, Goons started everying. EVERYTHING. I think that it was goon/newgrounds raid event on the FreeRepublic forums that even got me to /b/ in the first place.
Whatever, this Goon is going back to the hive. I'll swing by every now and then to bask in nostalgia. But till then, here:
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
How ESHSmash used to make me smile
And I know that I had a blast
Oh I wish that I could make that board last
And maybe we'd be happy for a while
But Tyler C. made me shiver
With every post he'd deliver
Good news news on the doorstep
We couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about our widowed bride
But something told me it wouldn't bite
**The day that we made this site**
So
[Chorus]
Bye, bye Miss Yourstory site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Us good ole boys were posting left and right
Postin' this site wont die
This site wont die!
I tried to write write the book of love
And we wrote shit about the gods above
It was better then if you ask me
Now do you believe in Awesome Land?
Can Scion ever get on dry land?
And can you teach me write, real fast?
Well, I know that really improved ourselves
Cause I saw us here writing well
I regret mostly lurkin'
Man, you guys just never stopped postin'!
I was a lonely teenage hate machine
With a old computer and a old routine
But I knew we was out of luck
The day that we stopped giving a fuck
I started singin'
Bye, bye Miss Yourstory site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Us good ole boys were posting left and right
Postin' this site's gonna die
This site's gonna die!
Now, for four years this site's been here
And we grew to the point that we drank beer
But, that's not how it used to be
We used to be stupid teens
And we couldn't write worth a hill o' beans
And then time changed you and me
Oh and while the fantasy section went down
The spaceships all went and skept town
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Derrick read a book on Marx
The band practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark (IA! CTHULHU)
The day that this site died
And I was singin'
Bye, bye Miss Yourstory site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Us good ole boys aren't posting left and right
Postin' this ol' site went and died
This ol' site went and died
x2
Not good enough? Well have this then:
[Derrick trolling]
Aiyyo, ya niggaz must be outcha fuckin mind
Thinkin Adam can't pull another motherfuckin post out of his ass
Nigga I ain't gotta check out my motherfuckin sleeves you bitch ass niggaz
Fuck is y'all niggaz...
Y'all niggaz just thinkin I'm sittin around doin nothin?
Oh my God, y'all niggaz can't be serious
[Chorus: DMX - repeat 2X]
Where the posts, where the posts, where the posts at?
Have that writer in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the mods at?
You better BUST THAT if you goons pull that
[Derrick]
Man, stories don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin with a Goon like me, D-to-the-E-to-the-R-to-the-R-to-the-I-to-the-C-to-the-K
Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin posts, with the SAME posts
I show no love, to fanfic thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more RED TEXT
How you gonna explain fuckin a grammar?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog
I know how to get down, know how to BITE
Post very little, but I know HOW TO WRITE
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree
MAN, I GIVE Y'ALL NIGGAZ THE B'INESS FOR FUCKIN WIT ME, IS YOU CRAZY?!?
[Chorus]
There. Ain't the one from before a masterpiece? Yeah? Well fuck you too. Just kidding, I love you guys :3. <-- I meant that.
Alright, peace.
EDIT:And right when I post this, I notice that Adam had posted in Magecraft yesterday. So maybe YS ain't totally dead.
Whatever, it's dead to me. So here's my formal resignation.
inb4 3 responses that just read "k" or some other variation of general apathy/ slight annoyance.
Well, here's a shitty rendition of American Pie by Don McLean, Heavily inspired by the "Bye, Bye, to the 4chan Website" song. Anyway, this is nothing special and really shouldn't be regarded as anything more than 'Hey, Derrick was bored and he made this' 'Oh really? Does it suck?' 'As always.'
And in true Phelps form, it's not even a full song. Hell, American Pie is long, and I honestly didn't know how to drag this thing out enough. Granted, I'm satisfied with it.
Anyway, I'm afraid that my defection from YS is nearly complete with Something Awful being my new internet home. It's really odd. I've migrated from chan to chan looking for the replacement for old /b/, and my real internet home was the site that started modern internet culture. Hell, Goons started everying. EVERYTHING. I think that it was goon/newgrounds raid event on the FreeRepublic forums that even got me to /b/ in the first place.
Whatever, this Goon is going back to the hive. I'll swing by every now and then to bask in nostalgia. But till then, here:
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
How ESHSmash used to make me smile
And I know that I had a blast
Oh I wish that I could make that board last
And maybe we'd be happy for a while
But Tyler C. made me shiver
With every post he'd deliver
Good news news on the doorstep
We couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about our widowed bride
But something told me it wouldn't bite
**The day that we made this site**
So
[Chorus]
Bye, bye Miss Yourstory site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Us good ole boys were posting left and right
Postin' this site wont die
This site wont die!
I tried to write write the book of love
And we wrote shit about the gods above
It was better then if you ask me
Now do you believe in Awesome Land?
Can Scion ever get on dry land?
And can you teach me write, real fast?
Well, I know that really improved ourselves
Cause I saw us here writing well
I regret mostly lurkin'
Man, you guys just never stopped postin'!
I was a lonely teenage hate machine
With a old computer and a old routine
But I knew we was out of luck
The day that we stopped giving a fuck
I started singin'
Bye, bye Miss Yourstory site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Us good ole boys were posting left and right
Postin' this site's gonna die
This site's gonna die!
Now, for four years this site's been here
And we grew to the point that we drank beer
But, that's not how it used to be
We used to be stupid teens
And we couldn't write worth a hill o' beans
And then time changed you and me
Oh and while the fantasy section went down
The spaceships all went and skept town
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Derrick read a book on Marx
The band practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark (IA! CTHULHU)
The day that this site died
And I was singin'
Bye, bye Miss Yourstory site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Us good ole boys aren't posting left and right
Postin' this ol' site went and died
This ol' site went and died
x2
Not good enough? Well have this then:
[Derrick trolling]
Aiyyo, ya niggaz must be outcha fuckin mind
Thinkin Adam can't pull another motherfuckin post out of his ass
Nigga I ain't gotta check out my motherfuckin sleeves you bitch ass niggaz
Fuck is y'all niggaz...
Y'all niggaz just thinkin I'm sittin around doin nothin?
Oh my God, y'all niggaz can't be serious
[Chorus: DMX - repeat 2X]
Where the posts, where the posts, where the posts at?
Have that writer in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the mods at?
You better BUST THAT if you goons pull that
[Derrick]
Man, stories don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin with a Goon like me, D-to-the-E-to-the-R-to-the-R-to-the-I-to-the-C-to-the-K
Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin posts, with the SAME posts
I show no love, to fanfic thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more RED TEXT
How you gonna explain fuckin a grammar?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog
I know how to get down, know how to BITE
Post very little, but I know HOW TO WRITE
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree
MAN, I GIVE Y'ALL NIGGAZ THE B'INESS FOR FUCKIN WIT ME, IS YOU CRAZY?!?
[Chorus]
There. Ain't the one from before a masterpiece? Yeah? Well fuck you too. Just kidding, I love you guys :3. <-- I meant that.
Alright, peace.
EDIT:And right when I post this, I notice that Adam had posted in Magecraft yesterday. So maybe YS ain't totally dead.
Whatever, it's dead to me. So here's my formal resignation.
inb4 3 responses that just read "k" or some other variation of general apathy/ slight annoyance.
