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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 21, 2013 1:12:42 GMT -5
"And so it is time." Magnus grinned. It was not a happy grin. It was a grin the made grown men cry and grizzly bears wet themselves in pure terror. With a quick teleportation spell Magnus was down in the newly formed arena that was the hellish landscape.
"Hobotron huh? That's fairly nostalgic." Magnus didn't seem all that bothered by the return of the vagrant mecha. In fact he looked rather excited.
"Of course I'm excited!"
Naturally. It had been a while since he had let loo-wait what?"
"You heard me! Hurry up with this so i can fight already! Don't make me come up there!"
R-right.
Magnus gathered his magic and let loose a blast of telekinetic energy that shook the ground beneath their feet. For a moment nothing happened. But then meteors began to fall from the sky.
Magnus stretched out his hands and the falling space rocks began to form around him. he began hovering in mid-air, surrounded by crackling magical energy and meteors that hovered in the shade of a giant humanoid.
"See, I got my own giant fighting machine." Magnus said. That said, Magnus leaped at the Dayman, the giant meteor-mecha swinging a right hook at Hobotron.
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Post by Sariel of Tevet on Jun 21, 2013 1:31:54 GMT -5
Hobotron tilted backwards and deflected the punch with his forearm, and placed his feet on the chest of Magnus, and kicked the into full burn as he kicked the meteor mage away from him.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 21, 2013 1:41:54 GMT -5
The Magical Meteor Mecha rolled with the strike, literally. He backflipped in midair and landed on his feet, skidding away from Hobotron. Not wasting any time MMM, with all the grace and might a giant mecha of space rock can muster, launched himself at Hobotron in a Kirk-style drop kick.
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Post by Sariel of Tevet on Jun 21, 2013 1:54:38 GMT -5
Hobotron, with all his inherited royal prowess, calmly did a midair dignified side step, and kicked the Meteor Mecha in the rump as it passed by.
"Let's hit another button shall we?"
The Dayman slammed his fist onto a the nearest button, which contained a whimsical elf sticker. Hobotron opened a palm and placed it on the back of the Meteor Mecha, and began to conjure upper atmospheric lightning to course through his body. The red elf swirled and whizzed around the mages robot body.
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Post by Calefrun on Jun 21, 2013 4:03:57 GMT -5
"Yo Perish!" Cetis called, "You aight over there?" Turning to Jeff he added, "Like, I'm just Saiyan, Lobster, that looked like it would have hurt a little bit. And her floating thingies are just kinda... there. DUDE, ROBOTS!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 21, 2013 23:02:22 GMT -5
"Cool, ammunition." Magnus grinned and harnessed the newfound source of lightning into a spell. It was a great deal easier than conjuring lightning, since the power was already present. All he did was redirect it using magic. Right back at Hobotron.
"Yeaaaah, magic biatch!"
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Post by Sariel of Tevet on Jun 21, 2013 23:11:48 GMT -5
Hobotron, in a feat that was as brilliant as it was lucky, managed to reach into his utility belt of endless wonder whilst being electrocuted by the redirected, and not nearly as whimsical as the name suggests, elves. He produced a three story tall rubber chicken that absorbed all of the upper atmospheric lightning and releasing him from danger. The Dayman pulled a seemingly endless amount of levers and Hobotron swung the colossal rubber chicken of death at Meteor Mangutron, where it immediately exploded on impact (as apparently it was filled with three stories of C4 as well) and the combatants both were sent spiraling into opposite directions.
As Hobotron and The Dayman spiraled off into space he could not help but chuckle to himself.
"Get cock-slapped you rock hard mage!!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 21, 2013 23:16:40 GMT -5
"guaaaahh!" Magnus went flying backwards for...well for a while. Considering the size of their arena, it allowed for a great deal of wiggle room. Or falling room in this instance.
Magnus, still encased in the "mecha", picked himself up after a moment of laying there stunned. "Okay. Time to get slightly more serious." he said to himself. He began chanting and gathering magic.
Power coalesced above him in an ever growing size until the magical storm was the size of a building. Which is what it was.
Magnus conjured a giant tower.
"See! I can do random shit too!" He hurled the giant building at the distant Hobotron. It struck the other mecha and exploded in a dazzling light.
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 21, 2013 23:24:26 GMT -5
Jeff groaned inwardly and outwardly to Perish, CETIS and anyone else that bothered to listen. "We already did this once. And we killed a bunch of people." Then he remembered. "Actually, Leon was the one who exploded the area. But still it's our fault. Well, mostly his fault," he indicated the Dayman/Hobotron monstrosity. If things go a certain way, we might get another Immortal origin story.Let's hope it doesn't go that way. |
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Post by Monika on Jun 21, 2013 23:26:50 GMT -5
Zelmon chastised Tyler for his shameless plug.
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Post by Sariel of Tevet on Jun 21, 2013 23:51:49 GMT -5
Spiraling backwards into endless space, The Dayman managed to balance out the vagrant machine, but to no avail, as a giant building immediately smashed into him and sent him hurtling back into endless space again. The Dayman turned off Hobotron's targeting computer and extended the machines palm, shooting a grappling hook at one of Jupiter's 67 moons. Despite the dizzying spiral he was caught in, he hit his mark.
"Oh my! He's so wonderful. I can't believe he made that shot!" Prince Elton skipped joyous circles around Diane and began shooting rainbows into the air.
Diane, in her accustomed divine nature, simply extended a hand out and wordlessly commanded Prince Elton to cease his nonsense. "Of course he made the shot. We used to spend our summers on Tatooine bull's-eying womp rats. They are no bigger than two meters you know."
The Dayman continued with his momentum contained from the building collision and sling shotted around the moon and back towards Magnus. He extended his arms and legs and turned his rocket boots on full tilt. Combined with the momentum from the sling shot, his speed began to increase exponentially. He collided with Meteor Magnus and the momentum carried them on no less than fourteen trips around the circumference of Jupiter, where The Dayman punched Magnus in his codpieceless mage body the entire way.
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Post by Razgat on Jun 22, 2013 14:47:21 GMT -5
Random Girl sat in a corner of the stadium recapping what had just happened to her. She had never lost a battle before, and her employers weren't happy about it. "Sorry, but we can't use you anymore."
"What?"
"You're fired."
"What just happened?"
"You just got fired."
"How long have I been here?"
"Just go."Afterwards she looked like this.  She slowly began to realize that she had no idea how long she had been there. She couldn't remember how she had gotten there or where she should go. She had absolutely no one to call because she didn't know anyone. Newly fired, she dragged herself to a less crowded area of the stadium and sat, completely unaware of the fighting going on around her. "How could this happen? What exactly happened? I don't know...I don't know anything. I'm alone." Her body turned into a sad goop and slid down the stands until she fell onto a flat surface. She reformed, and sat there, crying. Anyone who looked at her saw nothing but giant eyes and tears. "Why don't I know anything? Why can't I remember? Can't someone help me?" She continued to sit there in a puddle of her own tears.  |
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Post by Calefrun on Jun 22, 2013 14:57:14 GMT -5
Cetis, seeing his last opponent sit down on Jupiter's atmosphere and start crying, floated over to where she was doing that. He placed a hand on her shoulder and said consolingly, "Feelsman."
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Post by Razgat on Jun 22, 2013 15:08:05 GMT -5
Random Girl just looked at him with her big watery eyes and nodded.
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Post by Calefrun on Jun 22, 2013 15:14:39 GMT -5
Cale sighed and took a seat on the atmosphere as well. He gently explained, "Este burrito es muy bueno, pero necesito salsa verde."
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Post by Razgat on Jun 22, 2013 19:02:50 GMT -5
Random Girl sniffled and wiped away some of her years while nodding. "I don't know what that means, but it's probably very heart warming."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 22, 2013 19:45:11 GMT -5
Magnus, weathering the storm of punches with as much grace as one can while losing their lunch due to motion sickness, managed to grab hold of the Dayman's (Hobotron's) shoulders and sent another surge of magical lightning through the mecha and its pilot.
Pushing himself away from the Dayman, Magnus summoned up mana and made it take the shape of a swarm of swords, as he had done way back when at Hero's Refuge. The storm of swords flew at Hoboron and skewered the mecha.
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Post by Sariel of Tevet on Jun 22, 2013 21:14:17 GMT -5
Hobotron reached into his belt and pulled out a giant recycled energy cannon made out of aluminum cants and wine bottles. Still being at somewhat of a close range after being skewered, he fired the cannon at Magnus and hit center mass, tearing apart his out meteor covering and sent him flying backwards through Jupiters atmosphere.
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Post by Calefrun on Jun 23, 2013 3:38:14 GMT -5
Cetis nodded. "It's a lesson I learned many years ago. Whenever I feel down, I remember that phrase and become inspired to keep going."
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 24, 2013 0:25:03 GMT -5
Xeltry was too busy flying around the Great Red Spot to notice the battle. During the commotion, he discovered great fun in dodging the super lighting strikes and riding the hyper winds. He even discovered some lifeforms that looked like great manta rays, swooping about in the atmosphere.
"What dimension are we in, again?" He shouted at anybody.
"A stupid one," Jeff deadpanned.
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