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Post by Mizagium on Apr 9, 2009 17:56:19 GMT -5
"Or we could just..." Matteas moved to take the piece of wood when...
*fighting music*
A Wild Goon appears!
*assume fighting stances*
"Dammit! I hate being right..."
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Post by Razgat on Apr 9, 2009 18:17:46 GMT -5
Cow-girl suddenly became an audience member/cheerleader. "YAY! GO MATTEAS!"
Mari tried to enter the ring, but a forcefield was blocking her. She fell backwards and watched helplessly from outside. "You'll have to fight him on your own!"
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 9, 2009 18:20:42 GMT -5
'forcefield?' Matteas hadn't even noticed the forcefield or the ring. 'Crap.'
The Goon tried to attack him but Matteas sidestepped him. He thrust his hand forward - palm facing out - at the Goon, sending him flying into the forcefield. The Goon didn't get up and the forcefield vanished. Matteas took the stick.
"We need this to get over the hole?"
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Post by Razgat on Apr 9, 2009 18:26:11 GMT -5
Mari stepped next to Matteas and took the plank of wood to examine it. "We can put it over the hole to step over it." (You seriously do this in a game, but you fight a ghost.)
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 9, 2009 18:28:13 GMT -5
Loki stared at the screen, deep in thought. "I've got it!" he said suddenly. "MY completely convenient and amazing powers have deduced their weakness!" he yelled. He hit a switch and a giant robot appeared.
"Send out...the GOAT."
(yes THAT goat)
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 9, 2009 18:30:09 GMT -5
(no...No...NONONOnOnoNOOnononAAAAAHahahahahahfaenva;enhta;tc a dl;et wvb69p36yvpq42895v !)
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Post by Razgat on Apr 9, 2009 18:33:03 GMT -5
(The world just exploded.)
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 9, 2009 18:33:53 GMT -5
(ncgrnkhcrgnukctnucn45lt8i28q8tyw489t7n29867p298nalictaliaducbz,xmvblsdtriancaqiu4ytclacy53no49c6!!!!!ONEONEWONWONoneoone11112!)
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 9, 2009 18:50:12 GMT -5
(oh dear...)
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Post by Monika on Apr 9, 2009 19:19:42 GMT -5
Leon merely stood still, confused and enthralled in what was going on. "Mmm? Giant robot?" The word 'mini-boss' flew through Leon's head for some reason. "How...appropriately ridiculous." he said, drawing Telumbra. "Soooo...What do we do?" he asked/
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 9, 2009 19:30:23 GMT -5
The doors creaked open ominously, revealing figure wreathed in shadows. It wasn't very tall....but was bathed in an aura of pure concentrated fail.
And then...Robby McManus stepped into the light.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 9, 2009 20:14:01 GMT -5
Matteas reacted. He brought out the GENERIC Weapon and fired a few rounds at Robbie.
(Austin, think of an acronym that spells Robbie)
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 9, 2009 20:21:28 GMT -5
Robby..bleated like a goat, immediately deflecting all the attacks. Suddenly he was right next to Matteas, asking stupid questions and making remarks we all know and love...and completely failing at them in an attempt to make himself accepted.
"Epic fail!"
"I am Goat!"
"lol, hax."
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 9, 2009 20:25:21 GMT -5
(ROBBIE: Robot Of Bothersomeness Being Inherently Evil)
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Post by Monika on Apr 9, 2009 20:30:07 GMT -5
The Robotic Ornery Bloodlusting Bitter Insolent Experiment, ROBBIE, became more annoying as time grew on through use of his complete failure.
"Mmm...I wonder how the creator put up with him." Leon muttered, running toward ROBBIE and drawing Masamune.
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Post by Monika on Apr 9, 2009 20:30:45 GMT -5
(ROBBIE: Robot Of Bothersomeness Being Inherently Evil) (lol that works too)
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 9, 2009 20:32:16 GMT -5
"WTF HAX!" Matteas exclaimed as the GENERIC Weapon failed. "GAAHH!" He yelled again as ROBBIE annoyed him even more. He flung out his telekinesis, shoving the robot in the way for Leon to cut with the Masamune.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 9, 2009 20:32:32 GMT -5
(ROBBIE: Robot Of Bothersomeness Being Inherently Evil) (lol that works too) (Yours is better.)
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 9, 2009 20:34:58 GMT -5
Loki watched as ROBBIE got tossed around...secretly rather relieved. "Okay...so I might have just sent him out there to get rid of him." Loki said with a shrug. "Killing two birds with one stone."
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ROBBIE stopped in mid air and then grinned horribly. He then unleashed his terrible smell atack, the result of not knowing what a shower was.
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Post by Razgat on Apr 9, 2009 20:37:47 GMT -5
Mari immediately began firing lightning at ROBBIE.
(I don't know why I put up with him.)
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