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Post by Myrdraxxis on May 18, 2009 18:44:01 GMT -5
Zais stared at the MGF with interest. "Hmmm...Metal Gears? As in super nuclear weapons.....I HAVE DECIDED ON A NEW GOAL!" he yelled. "I will build an army of these Metal Gears and bomb this world into oblivion...." he stopped and pulled out a schedual book.
"Blow..up...world.." he penciled in right underneath 'make gang to take over world. "K!" he said happily.
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Loki led the others to a random warehouse on the edge of town. It seemed to be completely unguarded.
"THis is Valkyrie's lair." he said
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Post by Monika on May 18, 2009 18:45:56 GMT -5
"A...nother unguarded warehouse?" Leon sighed for a moment, pocketing all of his weapons save for his staff.
Slightly disappointed, Leon asked "What do you think awaits us in there?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on May 18, 2009 19:04:49 GMT -5
Loki hummed thoughtfully. "Well Valkyrie is a major feminist so we can probably expect-"
"YAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Suddenly a random woman armed to the teeth came flying past Loki's head as he ducked quickly.
"Female ninjas."
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Post by Razgat on May 18, 2009 19:26:19 GMT -5
Mari suddenly sparked with electricity. Her hair immediately frizzed as randum sparks flew off the ends, and she held bolts of lightning. She flung them at the ninja one after the other, until she ran out for the moment. She turned back to Leon and smiled. "This'll be a fun warehouse, but I think it's your turn."
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Post by Bruce Leroy on May 18, 2009 20:10:21 GMT -5
(... ... ... WTF)
MGF started to argue with Zais about making an army of metal gears. He than got a call from Col. Tiger Shark.
"Fish...Fish? Come in Fish?"
"Yes Col."
"In order to stop Zais you have to plug the controller into the second port. Remember this for later Fish."
No one else heard this but DERRICK.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on May 18, 2009 20:20:51 GMT -5
But Zais DID hear him. "Eh...what are you talking about? Ports don't exist here and I am making this possible." he said. He then disappeared to begin hatching his LATEST evil plot...and completely forgetting about the other one....
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Post by Myrdraxxis on May 18, 2009 20:38:19 GMT -5
(who?)
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Post by Bruce Leroy on May 18, 2009 20:42:20 GMT -5
MGF started preparing for the battle to come. He grabs his cigars, BOX, and tools and flushed himself down a random toilet to get to his HQ.
(WTF the toilet didn't clog)
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Post by Mizagium on May 23, 2009 8:37:59 GMT -5
Matteas was reluctant to hit any of the female ninjas because, as feminists, they would whine about how men are stupid and abusive to women.
But then he remembered that most feminists are lesbians so he hit them.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on May 23, 2009 12:50:43 GMT -5
The female ninjas began shrieking in a very inhuman way and then began whining....leaving an opening for the team to walk right by them....
Loki sighed. "And I thought MY defnses were bad."
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Post by Razgat on May 23, 2009 13:43:34 GMT -5
Mari sighed as she walked by them. "Jeez, stop whining. Man up."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on May 23, 2009 16:03:55 GMT -5
Mari sighed as she walked by them. "Jeez, stop whining. Man up." (lol pun) |
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Post by Mizagium on May 24, 2009 12:52:53 GMT -5
"This is stupid!" Matteas exclaimed. His frustration fueled his telekinesis and threw all of the female ninjas out fo the warehouse, while simultaneously blowing away the door that prevented them from progressing. "Well, that solves that. Let's go."
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Post by Monika on Jun 1, 2009 18:18:19 GMT -5
"Agreed...Hold on for a moment." Leon said. He needed a bit of...entertainment for his long journey and decided a warehouse full of female ninjas was just the thing he needed.
Leon raised Telumbra into the air and started chanting under his breath. Wind swirled around the area and in front of him appeared something so maniacal...so evil...so sinister that only a madman could think of it. It was...a swimming pool?
"Hope you don't mind if I borrow this." Leon said to Mari. "Then again, your powers technically belong to me, anyway." He added, chuckling. He seized her arm and administered a slight bolt of darkness, using her powers to cause it to rain. Soon enough the pool was filled to the brim with water. He then released Mari's hand and proceeded to his next trick.
"Now...Let's see..." Leon pointed his staff to some of the ninjas that had been knocked unconscious from Matteas' psychokinetic explosion moments before. "Rise..." He commanded. A beam of red light enveloped two of them, forcing them to stand up. "Now, use your mastery of disguise and change into...something more comfortable."
Without hesitation the female ninjas were dressed in bathing suits...extraordinarily small ones; nearly invisible for that matter. "Now, start swimming or wrestling or whatever you do in water." Leon said once more. The two complied and jumped into the pool, fighting and wrestling as commanded.
"How I love dark magic." Leon chuckled. He then summoned some delightful Shadow Chairs and Shadow Popcorn, pushing all of his companions into them before disappearing inside the warehouse and sealing the entrance.
Let's see if I can do this on my own... he thought, drawing Masamune.
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 1, 2009 18:21:03 GMT -5
Matteas stared. Hard. He gripped Leon's shoulder and said, "You are my best friend right now."
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Post by Razgat on Jun 1, 2009 18:24:16 GMT -5
Mari raised an eyebrow and turned to Leon. "I'm a girl. How is this amusing to me? And before you make any jokes, I'm straight."
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 1, 2009 18:24:55 GMT -5
"Not listening..."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 1, 2009 18:26:20 GMT -5
Loki just stared.
And Zais popped up and joined Leon in eating popcorn. "Nice, I shoulda thought of this before." he said...completely ignoring Loki.
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Post by Razgat on Jun 1, 2009 18:27:05 GMT -5
Mari's hair suddenly spiked up as she got a clever idea. She remembered how electricity worked with water. She immediately fired lightning at the pool, electricuting all the ninjas until they were unconsious. She then got out of her chair and began walking towards a door. "Shall we?"
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 1, 2009 18:28:42 GMT -5
EVERYBODY groaned.
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