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Post by Mizagium on Jun 1, 2009 18:31:55 GMT -5
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The Sword of Shannara and Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 1, 2009 18:33:11 GMT -5
exactly. There is NO WAY...that those can work.
tough it is sometimes fun to TRY and figure out how to make stuff work.
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 1, 2009 18:38:06 GMT -5
Hmm. Shea had almost reached the Warlock Lord's domain when... Ed fell out of the sky. Eddy took the sword and offered it back to Shea for 25 cents.
"What the hell is that?" Shea demanded.
"Money."
"Screw you." He pulled out the Elfstones and burned them all away. Unfortunately, the magic and stupid attracted the Warlock Lord who came up behind Shea, raped him, and killed him.
THE END
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Post by Xelwes on Jun 1, 2009 21:33:42 GMT -5
FUCK YEA I'M NAKED SNAKES SON FROM A GUN MOTHER F**KER!!!!
For those that don't know it my first name is George.
I could explain Full metal Alchemist and Harry Potter but it's complication would surpass even Amnesia Journeys.
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Post by Xelwes on Jun 1, 2009 21:45:13 GMT -5
So I made an account.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 1, 2009 21:47:26 GMT -5
FUCK YEA I'M NAKED SNAKES SON FROM A GUN MOTHER F**KER!!!! For those that don't know it my first name is George. I could explain Full metal Alchemist and Harry Potter but it's complication would surpass even Amnesia Journeys. okay bad example I just thought of a way it could work... |
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jun 2, 2009 8:19:33 GMT -5
Hmm. Shea had almost reached the Warlock Lord's domain when... Ed fell out of the sky. Eddy took the sword and offered it back to Shea for 25 cents. "What the hell is that?" Shea demanded. "Money." "Screw you." He pulled out the Elfstones and burned them all away. Unfortunately, the magic and stupid attracted the Warlock Lord who came up behind Shea, raped him, and killed him. THE END Naked Snake lay with his two most imortant people in the world. Eva and his gun. After making sweet love to his magnum, he noticed a deformed child emerge from the under brush. He offered him a tranquilizer pistol for 25 cents. It was a bargin, so Snake took the gun. BUT THEN! Another deformed boy emerged from the bushes screaming, "HE STOLE MY GRAVY GUN!" Snake lunged forward, taking the boy of balance. He then used his famous CQC to shove the boy up his own shirt sleeve. Snake then went back to more sweet hot love and gun sex. |
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 2, 2009 11:23:00 GMT -5
Put this up there!
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jun 2, 2009 12:20:40 GMT -5
you do it
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jun 2, 2009 12:33:38 GMT -5
Godzilla ripped through Tokyo, scorching the streets with his radioactive fire. People ran left and right, screaming their heads off. Literally.
Then Big Boss decended from the sky, armed with only a tranquilizer pistol. Snake fired 5 shots into Godzilla's abdomin, but to no effect. Snake then took out a rocket launcher and shot a rocket at Godzilla. The Saurian lizard king didnt even flinch.
"Dammit!" said Big Boss. "I'm f***ing starving, and this thing isnt dead yet....... AUTOBOTS! TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!"
Then Optimus Prime, Bumble Bee, and Michael Jackson (in his robot form) desended from the sky. Naked Snake got inside Metal Gear MechaGodzilla Mk II.
Godzilla unleashed wave after wave of plasma blasts, scorching all the autobots to bits. Michael Jackson's last word were, "HEY-HE HE! JIMONE!"
Snake then used his ultimate attack: THE WIND UP DUCK TOY FROM PORTABLE OPS!
The plastic duck embedded itself inside Godzilla.
Snake then feasted on his corpse.
He then went home to say hy to Eva and to have some hot and steamy gun sex.
THE END!
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 2, 2009 12:36:39 GMT -5
This is awesoem.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 2, 2009 12:36:42 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHA! I remember where you gt the michael jackson part from.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jun 2, 2009 12:39:02 GMT -5
POST IT! CLAIM NO RESPONCIBILITY, AND EVERYONE WINS! |
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 2, 2009 13:02:48 GMT -5
POST IT! CLAIM NO RESPONCIBILITY, AND EVERYONE WINS! No. |
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jun 2, 2009 13:08:01 GMT -5
stop being a gay homo
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 2, 2009 13:08:40 GMT -5
no u
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