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Post by Razgat on Jul 16, 2009 16:20:35 GMT -5
Application for Permission to date my Daughter Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. Name: Date of Birth: 2. Height: Weight: IQ: GPA: 3. Social Security #: Drivers License #: 4. Boy Scout Rank: 5. Home Address: City/State: Zip: 6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? If NO, explain. 7. Do you own a Van? A truck with oversized wheels? A waterbed? Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo? (If yes to any of #7, discontinue application and leave premises.) 8. In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you? 9. In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you? 10. In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? 11. Church you attend: How often: 12. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and preacher? 13. Answer by filling the blank. Please answer freely. All answers are confidential. (This means I won't tell anyone.) A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is_____________ B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my________________ C. A woman's place is in the_________________ D. The only thing I hope this application does not ask me is_____________________ E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is _________________________ 14. What do you want to be IF you grow up? I swear that all information supplied above is true and correct to the best knowledge under penalty of death, disememberment, native American ant torture, crucifixion, Chinese water torture, red hot pokers, and pins under fingernails. Signed______________________________ Thank you for your interest. Please allow up to 6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Sincerely,
Mom and Dad |
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 16:21:50 GMT -5
ha...
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 16, 2009 16:29:39 GMT -5
what?
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Post by Xelwes on Jul 16, 2009 20:35:26 GMT -5
Hm.....
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 16, 2009 20:44:43 GMT -5
O.o uhhhhh not worth the effort  |
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 20:47:26 GMT -5
Do not show your dad that, or I may be on the wrong end of it before long... *whimper*
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Post by Xelwes on Jul 16, 2009 20:47:39 GMT -5
lololololol. Poor Tyler.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 20:50:38 GMT -5
Or: show it to him, but steer the conversation towards Heather and Matt. Don't mention me.
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Post by Xelwes on Jul 16, 2009 20:59:31 GMT -5
....Lolz.......Awesome......I will use this.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 21:04:24 GMT -5
You don't have a daughter/sister in the dating game.
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Post by Xelwes on Jul 16, 2009 21:06:11 GMT -5
Actually I do. A sister. And then later in life when(if) I reproduce I will use this if I have a daughter.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 21:13:25 GMT -5
Actually I do. A sister. And then later in life when(if) I reproduce I will use this if I have a daughter. What I should have said was: A sister who is currently dating. |
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Post by Xelwes on Jul 16, 2009 22:06:24 GMT -5
Lolz.....Well that won't be long knowing my sister.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 22:13:14 GMT -5
... huh?
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 16, 2009 22:15:06 GMT -5
J-J-J-J-JAM IT IN!!!!!
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 22:28:24 GMT -5
... k
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Post by Razgat on Jul 16, 2009 22:58:31 GMT -5
Do not show your dad that, or I may be on the wrong end of it before long... *whimper* Um....I kinda....already did....my mom, too..... |
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Post by Razgat on Jul 16, 2009 23:33:39 GMT -5
But they just laughed.....My dad didn't mention using it....but my mom did. She was just joking, though......
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 23:37:03 GMT -5
... *whimper*
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Post by Razgat on Jul 16, 2009 23:41:40 GMT -5
Just be glad I'm not making you fill it out. I think Heather is making Matt fill it out.
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