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Post by Monika on Mar 15, 2010 18:02:48 GMT -5
Talked to T. He said he can't do sprites, only recolors. I'm officially going on strike until I GET SOME DAYUM ARTISTS. STILL ON STRIKE. T has uploaded even more badass artwork to Facebook, but STILL CAN'T DO SPRITES.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 15, 2010 18:14:01 GMT -5
damn.
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Post by Monika on Apr 9, 2010 1:16:15 GMT -5
final boss, complete with cheesy RPG dialogue:
==================FINAL BATTLE=====================
Mass, using his awesome super powers, separates OMEGA RIDLEY from the Time Keeper, enabling Veralice and company to deliver the final blow.
Veralice: This is it, Time Keeper! For betraying the one who helped restore your power...
Sarah: And for massacring innocent civilians in this unwarranted war...
Calfrun: And for trying to drain the world's supply of Mountain Dew
Johnny: And for messing with me...my friends (eying Veralice in a 'you're kind of my friend in a weird enemy way')...and the Really Cool family...
All: You will pay!
In some epically drawn cutscene, Johnny and Sarah use the Artifacts of Wisdom to freeze the Time Keeper in his tracks at the top of the tower, long enough for each one of them to strike him down with their trademark weapon. Now fatally pwnd, the Time Keeper gives his last words.
Time Keeper: Ha ha...(breathing heavily) You fools...To think that you could cut the temporal threads that bind me, Time's manipulator, to this mortal world...It matters not...My 'death' will herald an age of eternal despair for all you who took part in it here today, and you will beg for the gods to rewind the clock to a happier moment in life...but they will not answer you. Mark my words, however...One day, in the distant future, I will return...It is only a matter of time...
The Time Keeper collapses to the ground and disintegrates into a pile of sand, which is scattered outside of the tower by the wind.
Johnny: (Dropping his sword) It's over...It's finally over.
Sarah runs up and hugs Johnny, and while the two recently reunited siblings embrace each other, Veralice walks up to where the Time Keeper stood before and laughs maniacally.
Veralice: Ha ha ha ha ha! Now with that pathetic fool out of the way, I can take the stage!
Johnny: What are you talking about, Veralice?
Sarah: I should've known he'd try to betray us...
Veralice: Hmm? Veralice? No, I am not the beloved Emperor of Awesome Land...I am
Veralice unzips himself and reveals his true form as...
PFG: THE PFG! IT'S TIME TO RAPE ME SOME HEROES!
CUE BOSS BATTLE
The final final battle occurs. The PFG has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 HP, which doubles each time he gets hit with a weapon not made of butter. Each of his attacks does damage equal to his HP (which none of the characters could possibly survive) and, if they somehow do survive it, it gives them the special status ailment RAPE, which lowers all of their stats to 1 and makes them Confused, Paralyzed, Afraid and, of course, Burned.
If the characters lose this battle, the game automatically restarts from the VERY BEGINNING. If they win, everyone gets transported to the Island of No Return, which is a super special awesome secret area filled with ridiculously overpowered weapons that serve no purpose because they've already beaten the game. JUST LIKE A REAL LIFE RPG.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 9, 2010 9:12:11 GMT -5
wat
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Post by Monika on Apr 9, 2010 9:45:24 GMT -5
pro boss
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Post by Monika on Apr 9, 2010 19:24:10 GMT -5
Taking a break from main-story writing to write SIDEQUESTS. Each character needs an ultimate weapon only obtainable after some ridiculous and nigh impossible chain of quests. LIST YOUR CHARACTER'S WEAPONS RIGHT HERE. In case you've forgotten, playable characters include (but are not limited to): Veralice, whose ultimate weapon is the Masamune (sidequest partially written) Johnny Sarah Cha-Cha Calfrun Narrator Dante That's all I can think of off the top of mah head. SO OWNERS OF RESPECTIVE CHARACTERS, GIMME YO WEAPONS. EDIT: CONVENIENT TABLE OF ULTIMACY Character Name | Weapon Name | Weapon Type | Location/Quest | Weapon Effects | Emperor Veralice | Masamune | Katana | Amarillo Slim | Sol: Allows use of normally not usable Light Magic. +9000 Speed and 75% Critical Hit Ratio | Cha-Cha Watsrobe | Treble Clef | Staff | Gets it in a flashback. HAXLOL | Tempo: Manipulates time | Zento Calfrun | Sword of Ausum | Sword | Mount Ausum | Element Shift: Zento gains Elemental powers at user discretion. +9000 in all stats. | Narrator | Cool Shades | Shades | His pocket | Badassitude Amplification: Multiply all stats by 10 | Salvatore | Diamond Dagger | Dagger | Kingdom of Latia | Berserk: All stats increased or something. | Queen Heather Mambutoo O'Malley | Ultima Gem Staff of Parthalan | Polearm | Mystic Land | To be determined |
MUCH OBLIGED FOR YOUR INPUTS. Please note that I am/have consult(ing/ed) the owner/creators of each character before adding these things, so the powers are solely their doing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DEAL WITH IT. Also, I reserve the right to alter these as I see fit at any time and for any reason. DEAL WITH THAT TOO.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 9, 2010 19:42:35 GMT -5
Zais and his scythe of supreme physics breaking
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 9, 2010 20:03:22 GMT -5
Wait, I'm in this? Extremely convenient that I happened to glance over to this thread.
Calfrun- The magical sword that rests atop Mount Ausum (The Sword of Ausumness? Perhaps? I really could care less about the names of weapons) unbreakable and makes the user stronger and faster greatly increases the user's stats. Also, it has elemental powers, which can be chosen at will by the user.
If that's not overpowered enough, I could thing of some more stuff.
And as far as the line listed on your boss battle post, though Zento's surname IS my gamer tag, he isn't actually obsessed with Mountain Dew like I am. And I'm not that much of an emo git.... anymore. He's just extremely caffeine sensitive, to the point where it gives him superhuman speed and strength for a short amount of time.
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Post by Monika on Apr 9, 2010 20:37:41 GMT -5
THANKS FOR THE INPUT
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 10, 2010 11:55:27 GMT -5
Johnny only has the Ugly Stick and False Shield, and he doesn't meet Ventus until AL5.
Maybe a hax combo of the Ugly Stick and False Shield, that Scepter of Monstrosities.
Sarah's can be the hax combo of Beauty Mirror and True Sword, the Blade of Perfection.
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Post by Monika on Apr 10, 2010 12:03:24 GMT -5
What long, tedious and arduous quests should they go on to craft these hax weapons? And any particular effects?
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 10, 2010 12:48:42 GMT -5
Let me think. If anything the Artifacts of Wisdom WOULD be the FINAL WEAPONS, but...
perhaps some sidequest through Really Cool Land.
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Post by Monika on Oct 12, 2010 21:01:10 GMT -5
Script writing again. Going off strike. At the second of the V-QUESTS (tentative title for any point in the game that lets you take control of Emperor Veralice). This is where he firsts meets the Time Keeper and begins hunting down the TIME SHARDS.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 13, 2010 11:36:15 GMT -5
wtfbbqhax?! Time shards?
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Post by Monika on Oct 13, 2010 17:54:39 GMT -5
The Time Keeper approaches Johnny for a hug, only to be kicked straight into the wall, causing him to drop his staff and be knocked unconscious temporarily. Johnny grabs the staff and slams it on the ground, shattering it into a myriad of shards. He proceeds to go into the vaulted room and take the Ugly Stick, only for the Time Keeper to come back to consciousness and enter the room. Time Keeper: Johnny, such behavior is unacceptable! I’ve no choice but to- My staff? Where’s my staff? Johnny: Oh, you mean this? (Johnny takes the shards, waves them at the Time Keeper and throws them out of the window.) Those shards. After the post-prologue, you will have the option of playing as Johnny and co. or Veralice. If you choose Johnny, your objective is to hunt down Dante's 7 magical guardian animal things to get enough power to go back to Awesome Land and beat Veralice. If you choose Veralice, your objective is to find the different shards of the Time Keeper's hourglass staff so it can be pieced together and return the Time Keeper to his original form. IF YOU DO BOTH, you unlock the true story and fight against the Eclipse Cannon and Biolizard fight the Time Keeper after he takes over Awesome Land.
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