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Post by Monika on Oct 11, 2009 22:02:20 GMT -5
Awesome Land has been around in story form for over a year now so it's high time that we make one of these threads! I, the great Leon Veralice, will answer any question that you loyal patrons to the Awesome Land series have to ask. You have my guarantee that all questions will be answered 100% truthfully!*
*Answers are not guaranteed to be 100 percent truthful
So, ask away!
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Post by Monika on Oct 12, 2009 10:51:58 GMT -5
ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS OR I'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS WITH MAH SUIT
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 12, 2009 15:09:49 GMT -5
Are you planning on bringing back McJimmy? Narrator? Amarillo Slim? Omnistar Restaurants?
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Post by Monika on Oct 12, 2009 15:57:00 GMT -5
Good question!
Once I became the Emperor of Awesome Land so long ago, I wrote the code for the Imperial Government and nationalized all businesses (save for McJimmy's). Therefore, all businesses are under the control of the current monarch, which was my brat of a sister until she was beaten by that Laurine. Serves her right, too...Ahem. Anyway, the rights to Ominstar are owned by Laurine unless someone wants to put me back in power.
Before I was placed into this robotic suit which may or may not have saved my life, I was an accomplished necromancer and brought back Amarillo Slim for a minute or too so I could steal the Masamune. I proceeded to send him back to wherever he was, as defined in this post made September 29 last year:
~What an untrustworthy figure.~ Leon thought to himself. He decided to let the others deal with the latest arrival so he could revisit the very first pages of Awesome Land in his mind. This is when he remembered a young man by the name of Amarillo entering his 9002 floor palace when he was still emperor.
"That fool...He had the artifact that could make me even more powerful..." Leon muttered as he stopped reminiscing. "Within it is contained a magical power unknown to any mortal aside from myself. Too bad he had to randomly jump in and explode himself after a fit of spam or something...Although that gives me an idea..."
"To test my magic, I shall do what no one has ever done! By using the power of that stolen blade, he should be easily resurrected..." Leon said, and he raised his staff into the air as he walked away from everyone. "By the power of Telumbra, the Staff of Shadows, come to me, and with you all of your powers and weapons!" he yelled. The very earth began to shake as a fissure opened up in the ground. From the depths came none other than Amarillo Slim, slightly decayed but relatively healthy because of the stolen Masamune.
"YO WASSUP EVRY-"
"I'll be taking that now." said Leon, and in a manner befitting the movie 300 he stole the shining sword Masamune and kicked Amarillo back into the fissure.
Needless to say, I could bring him back if I somehow reclaimed my magical powers, but I don't know why you'd want me to.
McJimmy...Well, I hate him. Always have, always will. Have you ever worked in a fast food restaurant? Under McJimmy's rule, no less? It's terrible!
As for Narrator, I have no idea where he went, but I know he isn't dead so I can't do anything about him...
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Post by Monika on Oct 12, 2009 16:18:05 GMT -5
Give me more questions!
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 12, 2009 16:24:56 GMT -5
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Oct 12, 2009 16:30:47 GMT -5
Zais: I have a question.
...so are you black?
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 12, 2009 18:02:31 GMT -5
i never thought about it actually.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Oct 12, 2009 18:06:38 GMT -5
Inorite? We all just assumed, since Austin is black.
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Post by Monika on Oct 12, 2009 18:46:05 GMT -5
I am as white as Dracula. Years of wearing that hooded robe removed any form of color I had in my skin.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Oct 12, 2009 18:46:51 GMT -5
aaaaaaaaand there goes my mental image of Leon. Thanks mah' craka.
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Post by Monika on Oct 12, 2009 19:01:16 GMT -5
Uh...You're welcome, I guess? You can still think of me as black, if you wish. As I don't exist on your plane, I have no defined physical form there. I could be a 1 foot Chinese-Mexican deformed baby in your world for all I care.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Oct 12, 2009 19:08:14 GMT -5
sounds like a plan, my infantile, mexican friend!
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Post by Monika on Oct 12, 2009 19:12:28 GMT -5
Muy bueno. ¿Pues, tienen mas preguntas?
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Oct 12, 2009 19:39:07 GMT -5
STOP SPEAKING YOUR INCOMPREHENSIBLE JEW LANGUAGE!
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Post by Monika on Oct 13, 2009 20:54:41 GMT -5
Jews speak Jewish, not Mexican!
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 14, 2009 8:18:26 GMT -5
STOP SPEAKING YOUR INCOMPREHENSIBLE JEW LANGUAGE! this |
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Oct 28, 2009 7:56:43 GMT -5
Why wont you stop deleting my posts?
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Post by Monika on Oct 28, 2009 10:39:32 GMT -5
Ah, if it isn't Derrick! Only posts decent enough to be considered a part of the story line are allowed to remain. While Awesome Land was founded upon ridiculousness, certain lines needn't be posted.
Things like you stabbing someone repeatedly that have no bearing whatsoever should refrain from being written.
Anymore questions?
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Oct 28, 2009 16:48:16 GMT -5
Tyler said that my purpose is to derail plot.
WHATEVER! I SHALL COME UP WITH INCREDIBLY INTRICATE WAYS TO DO SO!!!!
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