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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 3, 2009 19:45:09 GMT -5
"Wata shinun shenen! SHENUNZO!!!!"
"FALCON PUNCH!!!"
"CAPTAIN FALCON!"
"BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
KA-BLAM!
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Post by Razgat on Jan 4, 2009 17:43:00 GMT -5
If we're using video game quotes......
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Raman's Raving Rabbids
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 4, 2009 17:47:39 GMT -5
CONSTRUCT SOME GOD DAMN PYLONS ALREADY YOU NOOB!!!!
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 4, 2009 17:54:46 GMT -5
"We gotta f--- the princess!"
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Major Xeno
Aspiring Author
Master of Fire
A Perfect World makes a Horrible Story
Posts: 639
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Post by Major Xeno on Jan 4, 2009 21:02:21 GMT -5
We will not say thereafter that Greeks fight like heroes, but heroes fight like Greeks! - Winston Churchill, after Greek defeat of fascist Italy
Kites rise highest against the wind - Winston Churchill, Battle of Britain
You got it all wrong Holy man. I absolutely believe in God, and I absolutely hate the fucker - Riddick
Riddick: Remember that favorite game of yours? Kyra: "Whos the Better Killer"? Riddick: Lets play.
A man can't ride your back unless it's bent- Martin Luther King Jr.
A dictionary is the only place where success comes before work- Vince Lomardi
If it dosen't matter who wins or loses why do they keep score?- Vince Lombardi
Winners never quit and quitters never win-Vince Lombardi
Ice Cube: 'Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal'. Agent Gibbons: I like that. Who said it, Jefferson? Patton? Ice Cube: (Racks slide of Colt .45) Tupac.
Courage is knowing your screwed but being a stubborn bastard anyway-anonymous
I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING! 'Dude, that looks like my momma!' DO NOT BE CONFUSED!-Sgt. Johnson, Outakes.
There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.
At a prewar diplomatic conference, the Nazi Foreign Minister Ribbentrop "sniffed" to Eden and Churchill that if there was another war, the Italians would be on Germany's side!
To which Churchill supposedly replied: "that seems only fair, we had them last time!"...
Pearl Harbour Radio Operator: "Is there anything that we can provide?"
Response from Marine Commander on Wake Island: "Send us more Japs!"
Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum
Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head
"Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge-hammer!" Major Holdredge.
'I've got hostile artillery two hundred meters south, north-east from my position What the hell? Dude just called in an artillery strike on his own position-Sgt Pete Stacker, Outakes.
It's always fun watching people's faces when they realize just how bad they underestimated you-Fanfiction Author SPARTAN-251
First rule of combat... never say 'oops.' Say 'Ah, interesting.' That way you appear smart-Fanfiction Author SPARTAN-251
Librarian Ishmael : "Today, is a great day to do the Emperor's work!" Brother-Apothercary Samuel : "Get down from that rock you fool! Do you want to get shot? If you do I'm treating you last!"
For those who seek perfection, there can be no rest this side of the grave-anonymous
Spartans don't die. We just go to hell to regroup- Master Chief, Halo
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy-Benjamin Franklin (it's true, he said it!)
I do not fear death. Death fears ME!- Brother-Captain Stern of the Grey Knights
" We've run into scorpions the size of battle tanks, three men have died from Eyerot this week, I've sweat enough to fill a lake, my boots got sucked into a sink-swamp, and the trees are thick in some places you can't sqeeze through them. Emperor help me, I love this place! It's just like home! Captain Rock of the Catachan III " Green Devils" on Varestus Prime.
Your job, is not to die for your country. Your job, is to make the other poor dumb bastard die for his country-General George S. Patton, Circa WWII
When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die-anonymous
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake-Napoleon Bonaparte
Living metal body... your soul. Gauss Cannon... your soul. Giving the term 'Social Pariah' a new meaning... priceless-anonymous
Contrary to popular belief, we at Artillery Command do not believe we are God. We merely borrowed his "Smite" button-anonymous
It is highly inadvisible to eject over the area you just bombed- Air Force Manual
"... If the sequence is properly observed the engine may be brought to full activation by depressing the large plate marked 'ON'- Adeptus Mechanius
If you cannot dazzle your enemy, then riddle him with bullets!-Rogal Dorn
" I'm not getting violent! I'm just getting creative with weapons!- Angron
And the Greatest two Quotes of them all:
Every great oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground-anonymous
"Are you guys ready? Let's roll."-Todd Beamer, Flight 93, shortly after 9/11 WTC destruction. Beamer and 39 other passengers overwhelmed the 4 hijackers. In the struggle, the plane was crashed into a field near Shanksville Pennsylvania.
We will remember.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 4, 2009 21:07:59 GMT -5
YIFF IN HEL FURFAGS!!!- Anonymous
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 5, 2009 16:36:52 GMT -5
"You're like black cat with a black backpack full of fireworks, and you're gonna burn the city down right now." Black Cat by Mayday Parade.
"What is WRONG WITH YOU??? FOCUS!!!!!" Peanut
A wretched soul, bruised with adversity,
We bid be quiet when we hear it cry;
But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
As much or more we should ourselves complain.
William Shakespeare
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
William Shakespeare
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
Confucius
Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
Confucius
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Confucius
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
Confucius
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."” Anonymous
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 5, 2009 16:42:10 GMT -5
1 - I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
13 - How can you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything seems to be coming your way, maybe you’re in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever… so far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death…twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 - If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
32 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
33 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
All by Boswell D. Rabbitsmith
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 5, 2009 16:45:41 GMT -5
1 - I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what’s the speed of dark? 13 - How can you tell when you’re out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything seems to be coming your way, maybe you’re in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever… so far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death…twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 25 - If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27 - Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up. 32 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film. 33 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? All by Boswell D. Rabbitsmith MOAR |
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Post by Razgat on Jan 5, 2009 16:52:09 GMT -5
Awesome
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 5, 2009 16:53:49 GMT -5
1 - I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what’s the speed of dark? 13 - How can you tell when you’re out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything seems to be coming your way, maybe you’re in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever… so far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death…twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 25 - If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27 - Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up. 32 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film. 33 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? All by Boswell D. Rabbitsmith MOAR That's all there is. |
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Post by Razgat on Jan 5, 2009 16:55:21 GMT -5
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 5, 2009 16:56:15 GMT -5
I Sumbled upon it earlier today.
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Bruce Leroy
Aspiring Author
Eat dat watermelon!
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Post by Bruce Leroy on Jan 5, 2009 19:11:42 GMT -5
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 5, 2009 19:23:30 GMT -5
amen to the last one.
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Post by Razgat on Jan 5, 2009 19:26:00 GMT -5
So true
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Bruce Leroy
Aspiring Author
Eat dat watermelon!
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Post by Bruce Leroy on Jan 5, 2009 19:31:47 GMT -5
YES!!
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!
I'm Rick James bitch. One of the baddest mother fer around
I'm Wayne Brady BITCH
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
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Post by Razgat on Jan 5, 2009 19:43:58 GMT -5
I didn't crash into that wall. I just said hello to it with my face.
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Bruce Leroy
Aspiring Author
Eat dat watermelon!
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Post by Bruce Leroy on Jan 5, 2009 19:50:05 GMT -5
Screw you guys imma goin' home
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 5, 2009 19:51:23 GMT -5
"He then proceeded to beat my fist savagely with his face."
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