Bruce Leroy
Aspiring Author
Eat dat watermelon!
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Post by Bruce Leroy on Jan 5, 2009 19:54:26 GMT -5
I did not hit her, her face ran into my fist
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 5, 2009 19:58:03 GMT -5
nice
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 5, 2009 19:58:55 GMT -5
I swear officer, the dressing room television unbolted itself from the wall and flew out the window.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 5, 2009 20:01:24 GMT -5
STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 6, 2009 17:08:43 GMT -5
I swear to drunk i'm not god.
There's to much blood in my alcohol system.
What seems to be the officer problem?
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Bruce Leroy
Aspiring Author
Eat dat watermelon!
Posts: 647
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Post by Bruce Leroy on Jan 6, 2009 17:10:36 GMT -5
I'mma tell you like George Bush told me, "Fuck y'all niggers I'm out of here!"
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Bruce Leroy
Aspiring Author
Eat dat watermelon!
Posts: 647
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Post by Bruce Leroy on Jan 9, 2009 7:36:45 GMT -5
I am so manly i am posting in school
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jan 9, 2009 10:27:30 GMT -5
rawr I is poting from school!
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 9, 2009 17:34:46 GMT -5
poting?....druggie lolz jk
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 9, 2009 17:49:36 GMT -5
A new quote form a song.
"Oooooh, our freedom's consuming itself.
What we've become, is contrary to what we want.
Take a bow."
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 9, 2009 17:55:12 GMT -5
"Why don't you say something that transcends the orthodox vernacular, rather than stealing from someone else's treasured bucket O' quotes?"
DERRICK: DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND MASTER MANIPULATOR
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 9, 2009 18:41:24 GMT -5
YOUR SIGNATURE IS A MODDED QUOTE FROM SOME POEM THAT I BET YOU DIDN'T READ AND GOT IT FROM WATCHMEN! DON'T TALK ABOUT ORIGINALITY!!!!
/caps
/sarcasm
/jk.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 9, 2009 18:44:56 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Monika on Jan 9, 2009 18:47:57 GMT -5
Here's my favorite quote:
OW GAWD DERRICK! PLEASE STOP PUNCHING ME WITH YOUR ENERGY FISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Razgat on Jan 14, 2009 17:35:59 GMT -5
Here are random quotes that popped into my head. I can't remember if I made them up, or if I've heard them from somewhere.
If there are starving children dieing in Africa, how come there aren't less of them?
If lip gloss was not meant to be eaten, then why does it come in flavors?
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Post by Razgat on Jan 16, 2009 16:31:05 GMT -5
"Did you drop off the dvd's?"
"I have been everywhere today!"
"Did you go to Blockbuster?"
"No."
"Then I guess you haven't been everywhere today."
-my parents
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 16, 2009 17:56:33 GMT -5
Hey look, a distraction.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 16, 2009 18:00:36 GMT -5
This actually happened after drumline.
"Tub Justin doesn't wear a cup, that's just his balls of steel."
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Post by Razgat on Jan 16, 2009 18:10:22 GMT -5
.......what were you doing in drumline?
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 16, 2009 18:12:08 GMT -5
Robbie tried to kick Justin. He missed. Wes said that quote. Many lulx were had.
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