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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:19:28 GMT -5
Narrator was done pissing. He looked around, and realized he wasn't in Awesome Land anymore and Taenas was running at him. Taenas forgot Narrator had guns.
"I don't think so," Narrator said, shooting Taenas in the knee. "There, that's better."
With Taenas incapacitated for the moment, Narrator tried to think of a way back to Awesome Land. He reached into his pocket and took out a megaphone. Screaming into the megaphone for a really long time, a rip in the fabric of the Sealed Dimension opened up, and Narrator stepped through it into Awesome Land again.
"Sweet," Narrator said.
Narrator was hungry. He went into his Taco Bell and rustled up a burrito. Unfortunately for Narrator, he wasn't very thorough in checking his ingredients, and picked the E. Coli lettuce. After eating the toxic burrito, Narrator doubled over in pain and nausea. About 3.14159 seconds later, Narrator had fought off the disease, BUT AT WHAT COST?!!?!??!! Taking the "hint" from Austin, Narrator was no longer ridiculously invincible.
"Awww, dag. I wanted to kick some more physically impossible ass..." Narrator mumbled, picking up his guns and leaving the Taco Bell.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:19:41 GMT -5
"Son of a-" Taenas stopped, refusing to say profane words. "Ah, I guess I'm stuck here with a bleeding knee and no powers until Veralice hopefully saves me..." Taenas said angrily, sitting down in the nothingness of the Sealed Dimension, dozing off. A young girl of the IA began to patch up his knee as he fell asleep.
Meanwhile, at the island
Captain L's anger quickly returned to him as he saw his ship crash onto the island. Still the slightly benevolent emperor, he moved the ship with his magic powers and fixed the men who had been crushed. "Hmm...Whoever is responsible for that annoyingly perverted fat man's arrival here will pay." Captain L barked. "Begin to scour the island...Veraland." Veralice remembered. Memories of the things he hid here returned to him and a lust for power grew inside him.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:19:58 GMT -5
In the Verl-Dimension, a strange window-like thing appeared in front of the warriors. The window showed what was going on in Veraland. Cha Cha saw Veralice dressed as a pirate. He couldn't help but snicker at the emperor's appearance. He saw the pirate army scouring the island. And he saw the Perverted Fat Guy, still flaming and still unconscious on the ground next to the ship. The pirates hadn't reached the shack yet, but it was only a matter of time until they did.
Cha Cha snapped back to the Veral-Dimension. He felt he was forgetting something, but he couldn't put his finger on it. He began fixing his disguise to look more like a pirate while he tried to think of what he was forgetting. He took off his helmet and folded up his cloak to use it as a bandanna. He took off all his armor and slashed at a pair of baggy pants, then put on the shredded rag. He couldn't find a shirt, so he decided he would have to move quickly to find one once he returned to Veraland. he took another Soul Patch and tied it around his head and pulled it down over his eye. He dropped his bow and quiver and picked up a handful of choice daggers, sheathing them next to the True Sword. The True Sword, having similar adaptation abilities to those of Hystoger, turned into a rapier, and his trumpet became a mass of brass earrings and bracelets.
Then he remembered what he was forgetting: the Mirror! They needed the Beauty Mirror to free Sarah from the Null Void. Cha Cha hit himself for forgetting, and turned to Salvatore and Johnny, who had finally woken up.
"Time to go!" he said without explanation.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:20:12 GMT -5
"Report to me once you've found something." Captain L commanded his crew as he himself searched through the island. "I remember coming here as a child...I never showed it to anyone because...There was some sort of spot where I hid my weapons. They didn't allow those in Awesome Land back then." Captain L reminisced.
Someone tapped Veralice on the shoulder, causing him to promptly spin around and yell "What! Don't interrupt me while I reminisce! It's rude!"
"Sorry, sir. It's just that we found some sort of shack close by. We think you should see it; there's a lot of stuff here." said the crew member, fearful and slightly annoyed with Veralice.
"Hmm? Shack. Fine...I'll be there in a moment." said Veralice, sitting down to reminisce some more before he approached the building.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:20:51 GMT -5
Narrator, feeling somewhat alone, went back to the Dimensional Tear that he created with his magaphone-enhanced screaming. He passed through into the Veral Dimension and closed the hole behind him using a convenient and extremely magical dimensional zipper at the botton of the tear.
Taenas, still unconscious and whatnot, was chilling while some chick fixed his gunshot wound.
"The hell..." Narrator said, quelling his itchy trigger finger for the moment.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:21:05 GMT -5
"Sarah, I have to go," said Cha Cha. "Take care of Johnny until he's ready to return to Awesome Land." He said this because he noticed Johnny struggling to keep his balance in this empty void, still recovering from the warp through the portal. "Come on, Salvatore."
Cha Cha stepped through the portal, followed closely by Salvatore, who was now wearing heavy golden chains around his neck and wrists; baggy, torn pants; and carrying a scimitar and several daggers and a pistol.
The two of them landed with a light thud inside the shack. Cha Cha cracked the door open and saw Veralice getting to his feet, finally finished reminiscing. Cha Cha quickly sealed the portal temporarily so that Veralice couldn't find Johnny and Sarah. Then he opened a closet and found all kinds of clothes. He picked a red and white striped T-shirt and tore at with his bare hands and his teeth. He threw the shirt over his head and began pretending to be busy digging through armor and weapons as the door to the shack opened.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:21:22 GMT -5
Captain L opened the door to the shack and noticed what seemed to be a pirate rummaging through the various objects there. "You there!" the captain addressed him. "Are you one of my crew?"
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:21:34 GMT -5
Cha Cha looked up and saw Captain L standing in the doorway.
"Aye, Cap'n!" he said in the best pirate voice he could muster. "I just be plunderin' this here shack of weapons fer yer army, sir!"
Salvatore caught on quickly and continued to turn the shack upside down, looking for weapons.
"Me name be Brass-eye."
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:22:10 GMT -5
Johnny finally awoke. Traveling to the Veral-Dimension was tough on anyone's mind the first time. Someone had awoken him, but he couldn't seem them.
"Johnny..." came the voice. He recognized it immediately.
"Sarah!" Johnny called. Sarah materialized in front of him and his excitement diminished somewhat. He remembered what Cha Cha said. Sarah had been trapped in the Veral Dimension, and was slowly fading into the Null-Void.
"It's...it's good to see you again." He fumbled. Sarah smiled. "How...how long have you been in this place?"
"Almost a year." Sarah replied painfully. I was almost completely consumed by the Null-Void, until your friend Cha Cha arrived. He pulled me back, and gave me this," She showed him the Soul Patch. "It will keep me from fading for a good while."
"How can we free you?"
"Cha Cha must have told you, you need the Beauty Mirror." Johnny lowered his head sheepishly. Yeah, Cha Cha had told him, but the shock of traveling so close to the Null-Void, drained his energy. "You must go now, Cha Cha and Salvatore need your help. Veralice's army has arrived on the island and are nearing the portal.
A pile of clothes appeared in front of him. They were pirates clothes. "Put these on so Veralice won't recognize you." Johnny did so. He went even further as to use some of the False Shield's power to change his face a little.
Sarah opened the portal, but moved it so he would materialize behind a large chest in the shack.
"I'll bring you back, Sarah, I promise." Sarah didn't reply except for a smile and a nod. Johnny crouched down and stepped through the portal to Awesome Land.
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Johnny silently appeared behind a rather large chest to the right of Captain L. He galnce over it and, seeing what Salvatore was doing, copied him and began to fake-rummage for booty.
He heard "My name be Brass-Eye" and began think of a pirate name for himself.
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The Time Keeper arrived at the dock. There were no boats left for him. He smirked. ~No matter~
He, utilizing Awesome Land's lack of physics, bent the fabric of Space-Time around him, essentially warping him to Veraland.
He followed the tracks Captain L's army made until he found them surrounding a shack...
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:22:22 GMT -5
Taking a step out of the Narrator Dimension momentarily, Derp-bot reappeared on Veraland. He was on the opposite side of the island from where Veralice and his men were, but, having been in the omnipresent Narrator Dimension, he knew that his companions were surrounded by the pirates. Derp-bot decided to help out his friends and made a distraction for the pirates by shooting off massive fireworks from his mouth. They exploded just off of the mainland and caused the dragons, soaring in the middle of Awesome Land, to screech in terror. The cry of the dragons was deafening, and forced the pirates to their knees, trying to drown out the ear-piercing screech by covering their ears.
Having set up a sufficient distraction, Derp-bot stepped back into the portal to the Narrator Dimension, the portal closing behind him.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:22:39 GMT -5
"What the..." The Time Keeper looked up in the sky and saw Derp-bot's fireworks display. Puzzled, he stopped to watch. Seconds later a deafening roar filled the air and he fell to his knees and covered his ears.
That is, he TRIED to cover his ears, but his clock hands wouldn't reach.
Also, he didn't have any visible ears, so...yeah...
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:22:53 GMT -5
Cha Cha, hearing the explosion of the the fireworks, took his chance. He grabbed a shotgun from a rack on the wall and pushed Veralice out of the way, screaming, "It's a bomb! It's a bomb! We're all gonna die!"
Salvatore followed his lead and fled from the shack. They ran behind Veralice's ship and slipped aboard unnoticed.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:23:12 GMT -5
Narrator traveled through the Veral Dimension for a while. He was still getting used to not existing on the plane of existence that made him so cool he was invincible. Don't get me wrong, Narrator's still incomprehensibly cool, he's just not invincibly cool anymore (although he still pisses excellence). Oh well, all good things must come to an end. Taenas is off doing his own thing...
Narrator came across Sarah in the empty void that is the Veral Dimension, if only by chance.
"What's up baby-cakes? Wanna fill me in on what the hell is going on?" Narrator said in his traditional swagger. "I think it's about time I had more than just a superficial role in this plotline."
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:23:35 GMT -5
Derp-bot appeared out of nowhere in the Veral Dimension right next to Narrator and explained everything. Unfortunately, he explained everything in a series of "Derp"s, and Narrator couldn't understand squat.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:23:52 GMT -5
Narrator got tired of hearing the robot whose ass he kicked yell "derp" at him, and put his hand over its face. The derps stifled, Narrator turned to the female-type for an answer to his question.
"So how 'bout an explanation, Sweet Thang?" Narrator queried.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:24:09 GMT -5
"That jerk will pay for putting me in here!" Taenas yelled from within the Sealed Dimension, a parallel void to Awesome Land where physics could not be defied. He was fully awake and noticed his gunshot wound had been patched. The girl who had fixed it disappeared into the rest of the army, so Taenas gave a thank you to everyone there.
Meanwhile on Veraland
"What the heck?" Captain L yelled in what would be confusion if he wasn't immune to such a state of mind. "Stupid zombie dragons...Usually remain calm...Everyone, we leave the island posthaste!" he commanded, teleporting everyone on the island onto his ship. "We shall discover the problem with my zombie dragons immediately!"
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:24:41 GMT -5
Cha Cha heard Captain L give the command to board ship, and immediately looked for a place to hide. He ducked behind a crate full of rum and pulled Salvatore down behind him just as the pirates climbed over the side of the ship. Then Cha Cha remembered that they were dressed as pirates, and it would be very suspicious to see two pirates hiding behind a crate of rum. So Cha Cha stood up and fell into the mass of pirates boarding the ship and headed below deck with the crowd. The crew sat down on rows and rows of benches and took the oars sticking out of the side of the ship.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:25:03 GMT -5
Sarah became increasingly confused at this man's (Narrator's) behavior, and so vanished before his eyes.
"You should leave here, oh rude one, the longer you are here, the more you fade away."
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:25:17 GMT -5
From within the Sealed Dimension, Taenas rage level was growing past its maximum. "I go to join his army and he sends me here to fight to the death with no escape!" Taenas yelled. "Fine...Whatever...I'll make the most of it. All of you, spar with me one at a time. I swear on my life I won't kill you." Taenas commanded truthfully. Soldiers of the IA, bored, began to fight him. His powers were sealed, so for the most part they were fairly even.
"Hmm...Zombie dragons still aren't feeling well..." Veralice observed, listening to them scream loudly. "And they tend to go toward flocks of people when they are upset..." Veralice said to no one in particular. "It's a good thing that everyone is...in the Sealed Dimension or on this ship!" Veralice exclaimed, realizing that things weren't looking so good. A zombie dragon flew directly above the ship as Veralice stared in disbelief. The dragon seemed to be much more awesome than the ones he had made in the past.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:25:44 GMT -5
Narrator, somewhat confused by whats-her-face dissapearing, let go of Derp-bot's face. he noticed the dimensional hole leading into the shack and leapt through it with the grace of a gazelle. He proceeded to leave the shack and walked onto the beach. Fat Man ran by, and Narrator kicked him. Fat Man flew onto Veralice's pirate ship with a boot in his ass. Narrator laughed, and started walking down the beach towards the ship.
NARRATOR IS NOT RUDE. HOW DARE YOU.
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