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Post by Monika on Mar 8, 2010 18:44:49 GMT -5
Leon turned around just in time to teleport himself and company out of the stampede's way. "Are those...cows?" he asked, astonished. A bell went off in his head as he put the proverbial "two and two" together. "I-Impossible! How is she here? HERE of all places! When will this NIGHTMARE...BE OVER!" he yelled, shattering the sky quite literally. Shards of blue fell downward, lacerating the innocent. He magically brought his blade (which was still in the ant carcass thing) to him and stabbed the ground, summoning a vortex of...Shadow Fire. All the burning fun of fire with...none of the...health benefits? Meaning that any product cooked by this would be terrible for you. The fire began singing the cows around him.
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Post by Razgat on Mar 8, 2010 18:53:32 GMT -5
(I didn't actually count them, but I'll guess there's around 30-50 cow)
The hoofs of the cows immediately put out the fire as they ran. They quickly formed a tight circle around the group. Suddenly, almost out of nowhere, Cow-girl's head popped out of the heard. "Sup?"
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Post by Monika on Mar 8, 2010 18:59:49 GMT -5
"Oh how I wish I had Hystoger back. Or at least the Orbs of Nature...Heck, I could even deal with Mari's powers..." Leon tapped his foot impatiently, all the while subconsciously firing bolts of dark energy at the bovine army. "I just realized that I've been power screwed more times this entire series of stories than you all combined." he muttered angrily. He lifted his sword out of the ground and dashed toward one of the terribly named cows, plunging his blade into its back side.
"Die. Die. Just die." he pleaded, repeatedly stabbing each cow.
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Post by Razgat on Mar 8, 2010 19:12:39 GMT -5
Cow-girl layed on her stomach on top of one of the cows, humming to herself. Her kicked her legs back and forth above her while she examined her nails. "You know I can just make more, but feel free to blow off some steam. Cut me a sirloin while you're at it, k?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 8, 2010 19:27:04 GMT -5
"In that case, I wanna join in!" Zais said happily, swinging his scythe and decapitating cows with a creepy smile. Mista Jangles picked one up and ate it.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 9, 2010 15:46:36 GMT -5
"What has happened to us?" Johnny exclaimed. "Have we degraded into a group of mindless cow-killing demons?"
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Cheryl smirked. "Note: Leon is a mindless, cow-killing demon."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 9, 2010 15:50:43 GMT -5
Mista Jangles stopped and stared at Johnny with a 'No shit' look. Zais just ignored him and continued happily swinging away.
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Post by Monika on Mar 9, 2010 16:15:32 GMT -5
"You're right." Leon agreed, sheathing his staff-sword at his side. "We are far better than a group of mindless cow slaughterers. We are adventurers, and it's time we make the most of it!" Leon cheered, going into another cliche anime victory pose. Immediately afterward he weakly added "Right after we go to sleep...We'll need to be at maximum power to win this lawsuit." Leon, in a rare show of civilized behavior toward her, turned to Cow-girl and asked "Will you please leave? All this nonsense is not good for my stress level. I can't be stressed in the courtroom. It won't look good for our case. Right, Mr. Jangles?" He looked at the house sized demon, awaiting confirmation.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 9, 2010 16:22:57 GMT -5
Mista Jangles roared in agreement, cause fifteen thousand souls to wither and burn in a distant world. Zais sighed and gave the daemon an English for dummies book. The daemon curiosly began flipping through.
"He'll be good in an hour or so."
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Post by Razgat on Mar 9, 2010 17:10:55 GMT -5
Cow-girl stared at him in shock. "How could you say such a thing? I would never try to hinder your progress in this court case! Trust me!" She smiled in the most innocent way possible.
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Krispy grew a little tired of waiting. She spoke into the bowl, which would sound like snaps, crackles, and pops. "Zais, are you finished yet? What's going on?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 9, 2010 17:30:53 GMT -5
Zais walked away from the group. "Err...I'm sorta caught up in legal matters at the moment. Bottom line, Leon's in Incredaland, and I have no clue where aurora is. I'm pretty sure she has left Awesome Land altogether.I'd watch my back if I were you."
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Post by Razgat on Mar 9, 2010 17:33:29 GMT -5
Krispy paused for a moment, thinking to herself. Leon and friends were in Incrediland, and Aurora was gone. Does that mean....Awesome Land was....left alone? It's empty? Oh this would be perfect. "Zais, I'm goinr to start the invasion. Can you keep Leon occupied for me?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 9, 2010 17:33:57 GMT -5
"Sure."
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Post by Monika on Mar 9, 2010 17:34:48 GMT -5
Leon difficultly restrained himself from showing his anger and contorted his face into some awkward but friendly-ish smile. He gently put his hand on her shoulder, having an even more difficult time restraining himself from sending a lethal wave of dark energy from it. "Listen to me and listen closely. You are a nuisance. You have your own tier list of evil beyond the PFG, Zais or Narrator. If you stay here, I will be driven insane. Please...Leave." he nearly begged.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 9, 2010 17:36:12 GMT -5
"You know, I wrote that tier list one day while I was bored." Zais said, rejoining the group.
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Post by Razgat on Mar 9, 2010 17:43:07 GMT -5
"Perfect."
Krispy took her head of the bowl and faced her army. "CEREAL! TONIGHT WE DINE IN AWESOMELAND!"
There was a symphony of snaps, crackles, and pops as she stood before them with her arms raised. They all immediately began preparations. Soon carts filled with cereal and marshmallow began appearing everywhere as the giant mass formed into a line (of sorts) and began their march on Awesome Land.
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Post by Razgat on Mar 9, 2010 17:51:08 GMT -5
Cow-girl's expression turned completely different. Her eyes grew extremely big (a lot like puss in boots' in Shrek) and her lower lip stuck out in a pout. It was enough to make puppies cry tears of poor rainbows. "Please, let me stay! I promise I won't be a nuisance!" Tears fell down her cheeks as she sniffled. She was really bringing on the works now.
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Post by Monika on Mar 9, 2010 18:02:48 GMT -5
Leon sighed heavily but shook his head firmly. Although he didn't like tears, as a former emperor - a tyrant emperor, no less - he had seen many more tears in his day. "I'm sorry, Cow-girl, but time and time again you've proven yourself to be nothing but a hindrance, an annoyance, and the ultimate ulcer causing agent. You have to leave. What evidence do I have that could even make me consider your staying?" he asked, tapping his foot on the ground impatiently.
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Post by Razgat on Mar 9, 2010 20:34:58 GMT -5
Cow-girl paused for a second and tapped her finger on her chin as she thought. "I could provide steak with my cows and justice milk....I can also annoy the heck out of Gill Bates for you. My annoyance works both ways."
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Post by Monika on Mar 9, 2010 20:55:53 GMT -5
"I want to sue him, not drive him to suicide." Leon said, and a look at his stern expression could tell you that he was deadly serious. A warm but sinister smile crossed his face. "Of course, if you really desire to adventure with our group..." A large scroll of paper materialized in his hand. "...All you have to do is sign this contract. Then you may adventure with us until I deem it no longer necessary."
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