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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2010 14:40:10 GMT -5
"Thank you, Zais." Leon replied three words that he'd never think to say in the same sentence. "And yes, Johnny, it was absolutely necessary. The adventuring business is expensive and we'll need money to get through it. We have an injured friend and several photographs as all the proof we need in court. Any good judge will believe us..." Leon looked behind him and noticed Alastor wasn't there. "Err...Did either of you get Alastor? He's part of our proof..."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2010 16:27:08 GMT -5
"I got him," Johnny hefted Alastair onto his back. "where to next?"
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2010 16:54:20 GMT -5
"Err...Now we have to find a lawyer to defend us in court. No doubt this Gill Bates character has the best lawyers in the dimension at his disposal. Hopefully we can find one who will be payed AFTER we win. Otherwise our plan falls apart. Gotta spend money to make money." Leon laughed. "So...anyone know any good lawyers?" he asked.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2010 19:15:00 GMT -5
Idea. "Aren't you kind proficient in law?" Johnny asked. "Couldn't you defend yourself? I mean...you convinced McJimmy to sell you his restaurant." by answering a riddle, he remembered.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2010 19:24:21 GMT -5
"Hi there, I'm Cheryl Power, ace reporter." A fierce looking woman appeared out of nowhere. The thick framed glasses on her face only made her eyes more piercing. "I've heard about the upcoming trial and was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?"
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2010 19:46:24 GMT -5
"W-What? How could you have possibly heard about that? It hasn't even been half an hour!" Leon exclaimed, thoroughly taken aback by the sudden questioning and the crushing gaze of the reporter.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2010 19:50:13 GMT -5
Her lips creased into a thin smile. "I hear things. Actually I was here the whole time. So tell me: do you really think you can win this case even though you so blatantly shoved your own friend underneath the expensive ant?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 7, 2010 19:50:49 GMT -5
"I'll deal with this." Zais said, stepping forward. "Mister reporter, my associate will gladly answer all your questions." He said pleasantly. "Let me call him."
Zais reached into the Void and pulled out...MISTA JANGLES!
"Lunch time, boy!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2010 19:53:23 GMT -5
"I see...so you're saying that you'd rather an inter-dimensional...demon thing handle your case instead?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2010 19:53:42 GMT -5
She frowned. "And I am a lady, sir."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 7, 2010 19:55:52 GMT -5
"You got it mister reporter." Zais said with a nod. "Mista jangles is the best lawyer there is."
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2010 19:56:26 GMT -5
Leon frowned and replied with utmost sincerity "One: I did not shove Alastor under the creature. He just sort of...slipped." While on the track of "sincere lies" he added "And two: I am fully confident in Zais' minions' abilities to defend me in court."
I can't believe I just said that... he thought.
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Post by Razgat on Mar 7, 2010 19:57:10 GMT -5
Cow-girl, who had been napping on top of a cow, suddenly sat up. "Light...? HOLY CRAP THAT'S LIGHT!!!"
She charged forward with her stampede of cows towards the opened portal, only to see some...thing....jump through just before the portal slammed shut in Cow-girl's face. "DAMNIT!"
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2010 19:58:10 GMT -5
"The entire accident is Bates' fault, and Jangles here will prove it!" Leon assured the reporter, putting his arm around Jangles and holding up two fingers in a 'V' shape for 'victory'. He looked quite anime-ish.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 7, 2010 20:00:12 GMT -5
"I can't believe he just said that." thought Zais. Mista Jangles gave a loud bellow of such magnitude that it cause an entire dimension to implode and thirteen hundred souls to loose their sanity.
"That means he agrees."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 8, 2010 16:46:05 GMT -5
PFG bored trying to re-assimilate himself following Leon's rage, decided to open portals at random to see what he got. He poked his head into one. "Hey... I know this place. This is the null-Void. Wait...are those cows?" ~~~~~ Johnny's jaw fell open. "We're trusting Mista Jangles?  What?" Cheryl scooted right up to him. "Oh, you're a handsome one. So tell me: have you any confidence in your friend's lawyer skills?" "Uh...kinda...I mean...." "Thank you. That will be all. See you all at the trial!" She was gone. |
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Post by Monika on Mar 8, 2010 16:53:51 GMT -5
"Well, looks like we have our work cut out for us. I'm sure we'll win the case, though, so no worries." Leon assured them all. "We should probably set up camp or something in the meantime. We can't afford 9 star hotels until after we get the money. Unless you know any places that will accept...I.O.Sues. OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO,GET IT? I.O.Sue instead of I.O.U!? I'm hilarious!" Leon laughed hysterically, literally rolling on the floor, basking in his comedy brilliance.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 8, 2010 17:02:59 GMT -5
Mista Jangles joined him in rolling on the ground in laughter. But considering he was a daemon the size of a house...the effect was somewhat different from Leons....
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Post by Razgat on Mar 8, 2010 17:07:13 GMT -5
"CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The classic charge music could be heard as Cow-girl rode on her cow stampede consisting of Milkshake, Custard, Puddin, Espresso, Coco, Frapuccino, Cream, Ice Cream, Curdy, Curdle, Moosica, Moosilini, Bully, Spot, Cheese, Udder, Betsy, Belle, Claribelle, Anibelle, Malt, Biscuit, Huge Heifer, Cowafornia, Moo Mexico, Dairy, Beefy, Grazy, Butter, Moo, Bulloni, Hoofy, Steak, Sirloin, Fillet, Bovine, Bullocks, Moody, Cowculator, Moscow, and Moonilla straight through the portal and over PFG.
"I'M FREE!!!! I'M FREE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 8, 2010 18:33:49 GMT -5
PFG was promptly flattened as the cow stampede (I'm sure there's a pun in there somewhere) filed out of the portal and into another one: one heading for Incrediland.
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"Hey," Johnny said. "Do you hear something?" A portal opened up right beside Leon. The sound of mooing could be heard. "Oh dear."
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What?"