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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2010 22:07:13 GMT -5
Too bad, the portal reached out and dragged her in anyway. HAHAHAHA!
Johnny stared. "You look familiar..."
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Holden tiptoed out of the way and on to Random World.
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Post by Monika on Mar 5, 2010 22:10:17 GMT -5
"No...NO!" Captain L stopped dead in his tracks as he heard what could only be the voice of...him. Memories of the captain's time as emperor rushed through his head and he screamed. He screamed loudly. Instantaneously his pirate outfit evaporated and he was shrouded in his trademark magical robe. Captain L was no longer Captain L. He was Leon. And he was mad.
"Why...WON'T YOU DIE!!!" Leon drew his blade staff and started summoning lightning all around the Perverted Fat Guy who, along with Zais and Narrator, made up his trio of Sworn Enemies Who May Help When Needed. PFG was by far the worst of the three.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2010 22:12:50 GMT -5
"O u. I remember you, emperor." He winked at Leon. "I haven't seen you in quite some time."
He sauntered - well, waddled - over to Leon and stroked his chin.
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Post by Monika on Mar 5, 2010 22:16:30 GMT -5
"AAAARGH! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Leon shouted. Raising Luxumbra into the air, he slashed and slashed and slashed and slashed at PFG, each time hoping that he'd inflict a mortal wound and each time lifting his sword in disappointment to strike again. Deep down he knew that killing the PFG was impossible, but that wouldn't stop him from trying.
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Post by Razgat on Mar 5, 2010 22:17:12 GMT -5
Cybele stood to the side of the group looking very disturbed.
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Krispy's eyes widened. "Ah! That's Leon! They are away, but...where are they going?[/i]"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2010 22:18:59 GMT -5
PFG simply giggled and vanished in a whoosh of fire. His giggle echoed throughout the halls.
"He's dead, Leon. Or at least...gone for now." Johnny tried to ease the disturbed former-emperor. "Calm down, okay?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 5, 2010 22:19:34 GMT -5
"Well...I think I'm going to be leaving." Zais said in between snickers.
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Post by Monika on Mar 5, 2010 22:25:34 GMT -5
Panting heavily, Leon relaxed the grip on his weapon and tried to calm himself down by taking a few deep breaths. "Right. Gone for now..." he said, tapping his staff-sword on the ground. A small ring of light emanated from the tip, magically easing poor Leon's pain. "Sorry about that...He's just so..." Leon shuddered, unable to think of a word that could accurately describe the Perverted Fat Guy. "So...Where to next?" he asked, still panting, trying to erase his memory of what he had just seen. "I'm supposed to be the one leading you all, but I have no idea what portal leads to our next destination..." he admitted sheepishly.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2010 22:28:23 GMT -5
"Everyone take hands," Johnny said. When they had done so, "Eenie, meenie, miney, THIS ONE!" Johnny bolted for the nearest portal, dragging everyone with him.
they collapsed in a heap on the other side. A neon sign over Johnny's head read: "WELCOME TO INCREDILAND! WHERE ALL OF YOUR WILDEST DREAMS WILL COME TRUE*
*if you can pay"
"Cool."
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Post by Monika on Mar 5, 2010 22:33:51 GMT -5
Leon smiled and shouted what was clearly visible on the sign. "Welcome to Incrediland, everyone! This will be the location of our next adventure until plot calls us to do something else." Leon levitated up to the neon sign and squinted at the fine print. "I trust you all brought tons of money to facilitate our adventuring purposes?" he asked.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2010 22:40:11 GMT -5
((I'm leaving it here for the night, while I dream up some Incrediland characters. I suggest you all do likewise!))
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2010 10:27:03 GMT -5
"Sarah!"
Cassandra rushed her friend as soon as she was inside the palace. Sarah embraced her warmly. "It's good to see you safe again."
"It's good to be back, Cassy. How're my parents?" she asked once she was released from the deathgrip.
"Oh, you know: fretting over you two. Speaking of which...where's Johnny?"
"Ha. He's off on another adventure with those lunatics."
"Oh." Cassy's face fell. "Is he alright?"
Sarah thought about him being in the hospital and then on the boat IN a hospital bed... "He's fine."
"You sure?"
"Positive. Come on," she took her by the hand. "Let's go see how everyone's holding up."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2010 10:39:11 GMT -5
Zais checked his wallet. "Can anyone lend me a twenty?" He asked, looking up.
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Post by Monika on Mar 6, 2010 10:45:00 GMT -5
"Between a doctor, " Leon pointed at Alastor, who was jotting down notes about his surroundings. "A prince, " he looked at Johnny. "And a former emperor, you'd think there would be some money around." Leon dug into his pockets and produced a bottle of Shadow Water, the only thing he had really brought with him. "Why isn't this the case?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2010 10:51:05 GMT -5
"Yeah...you guys suck." Zais said with a shrug.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2010 10:51:44 GMT -5
Johnny hefted the Ugly Stick in his hands. "Dunno. Guess we suck at this."
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Post by Monika on Mar 6, 2010 12:31:13 GMT -5
"If I had Hystoger with me I could summon unholy amounts of cash like I did for McJimmy." Leon sighed, mildly peeved that he had crossed over to the good side. "While I love this sword to death, there are just some things I can't do with it..." Leon tossed Luxumbra up in the air, hung down his head, crossed his arms and thoughts. "Now, there has to be some way to get some money quickly." Leon thought...
SPLAT
Leon's prayers had been answered from above...literally. His sword had landed directly on a giant titanium ant, crushing it instantly. Though it was heavily armored and abnormally large, it was still an ant.
"Huh? What was that?" Leon turned around to see the giant ant body, and he knew it wasn't a good thing that it was crushed. Sirens rang throughout Incrediland as a sharply dressed man whose appearance screamed business ran up to them.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!??" the man yelled, staring at the ant in horror.
"Oh, well, my sword-
Before Leon could adequately explain, the man had cut him off with a barrage of papers. "Do you realize how much that thing cost my company to build?!" the man screamed, running over to the ant and lifting up one of its legs to see if it was truly dead.
"Clearly it didn't take that much if it was crushed by such a relatively small blade." Leon snickered.
"You...You don't realize who I am, do you?" the man asked.
"No clue." Leon replied.
Suddenly, more giant flashing neon signs rose from the ground, each one bearing the name "Gill Bates". "I am Gilliam Bates, founder of Macrosoft, a corporation that makes ridiculously large pieces of hardware." Gill introduced himself, hoping the name would ring a bell.
Leon, having never been to Incrediland, meekly replied "Oh." before a bright idea struck his head. "So...You must be very wealthy, Mr. Bates?" Leon asked. A devilish grin appeared on Leon's face, startling Bates.
"Err...Yea...Richest person in the country...You're scaring me. Now, if you'll just come with me, we can settle this like-
In a swift, fluid motion, Leon dashed over to Alastor and grabbed his arm, throwing the poor doctor under one of the ant's legs.
"Ow...Can't...breathe..." Alastor mumbled, suffocating.
"W-What are you-" Bates started, but before he could finish, Leon had taken a Shadow Camera and snapped hundreds of photographs of the ant crushing Alastor.
"Mr. Bates, we're suing you for severely injuring our friend Alastor with your giant robot." Leon announced. Bates' jaw dropped and he fell on the floor, unable to believe what he had just heard.
"You are...surely joking? We can work something out, can't we?" Bates asked, but a head shake from Leon removed any hope he may have had left.
"Get me from under here!" Alastor wheezed.
"See you in court tomorrow morning." Leon laughed, grabbing his sword and teleporting the party a good distance away, completely forgetting about Alastor in the process.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2010 14:55:05 GMT -5
Zais chuckled. "I quite enjoyed that." He said to Leon as they walked away.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2010 14:08:18 GMT -5
"Was that really necessary?" Johnny asked. "And besides, what good judge is going to believe this?"
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Post by Razgat on Mar 7, 2010 14:12:41 GMT -5
Krispy pulled her head out of the rice krispies bowl. "It seems Leon and his friends are in Incrediland. This is perfect. I just need to check up on others."
Krispy spoke into the rice krispies bowl. Everyone except Zais would hear snaps, crackles, and pops. "Zais, are you done with Leon?"
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