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Jun 5, 2010 20:42:09 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Jun 5, 2010 20:42:09 GMT -5
Who wants to start a cult with me? I think it would be pretty fun.
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Jun 5, 2010 21:02:36 GMT -5
Post by Mizagium on Jun 5, 2010 21:02:36 GMT -5
I'm not into controlling people.
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Jun 5, 2010 21:07:43 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Jun 5, 2010 21:07:43 GMT -5
Then you are subhuman, Tyler. The leader would want you to start a cult, and the leader is flawless.
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Jun 5, 2010 21:17:07 GMT -5
Post by Razgat on Jun 5, 2010 21:17:07 GMT -5
The blood looks like chocolate milk.
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Jun 5, 2010 21:20:46 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Jun 5, 2010 21:20:46 GMT -5
Such a statement could only be spoken by someone sick and demented. You need our cult teachings to cleanse yourself, Nicole, before you are dragged off into eternal damnation.
Although since your soul is legally my property, that awaits you anyway. But that is beside the point.
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Jun 5, 2010 22:08:26 GMT -5
Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jun 5, 2010 22:08:26 GMT -5
Your foolish, fallible Leader is but a small speck upon the face of the cosmos. As am I. He is the Gate and the Key. He is the Lurker at the Threshold. He is the Alpha and the Omega. All are one with Yog-Sothoth. All is one with Yog-Sothoth. All is Yog-Sothoth.
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Jun 6, 2010 9:45:58 GMT -5
Post by Monika on Jun 6, 2010 9:45:58 GMT -5
My leader's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and therefore he's better than yours. Damn right, he's better than yours.
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Jun 6, 2010 10:41:20 GMT -5
Post by Razgat on Jun 6, 2010 10:41:20 GMT -5
I laughed so much after reading this.
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Jun 6, 2010 11:05:34 GMT -5
Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jun 6, 2010 11:05:34 GMT -5
Yog-Sothoth requires no milkshake! HE CAN BE A MILKSHAKE IF HE FELT LIKE IT. AND I ASSURE YOU THAT HIS INCREDIBLE MILKY SMOOTHNESS WOULD BE SO DELICIOUSLY VILE; IT WOULD DRIVE YOU INSANE!
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