Post by Mizagium on Nov 4, 2009 19:08:41 GMT -5
...but probably wouldn't get him laid. Or might get him laid on one shot.
Go.
EDIT: I'm gonna collect these into a fanfic later if I get enough.
- Well umm...how about he tears open his shirt, exposes his bare chest and says " Come awwn!"
- TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHS OFF.....
- "I'm a master abortionist, so there's nothing to worry about."
- "I'll show you MY moves!"
- Why did I Falcon Kick the slope-y segment of Summit?To break the ice. Sex now.
- "I'd like to park my Blue Falcon in your hangar bay"
- "I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus."
I don't think it would matter, as whenever he comes within a proper vicinity of any female, the sheer amount of testosterone and sexy manliness emanating from his body would affect them all, resulting in an immediate discharge of babiez from said females.
And when he touches said females, like when he uses the Falcon Dive, the babiez explode out of the women which such manly force that it not only causes the women to recoil back and take damage, it causes Captain Falcon to approve of the babiez' manliness for doing such an act.
"YESZ."
Simply by saying this, any and all women who have not already expelled babiez at an extreme force would instantly succumb to Captain Falcon's sheer amount of manliness. Every man, woman, child, and tree in the area would climax, causing CF's manly chest hair to set itself alight and fire a world-destroying laser into space. Said laser would hit an asteroid, causing the debris to shower onto the earth while he jumps into the air, poses, and destroys every asteroid shard with a single, massive FALCON PAWNCH.
This is, assuming, he's wearing any clothing.
He just walks into bars, looks around, and leaves with a woman. No words need be exchanged.
- Hey baby, I know that you aren't that hot, but hey! I'm hot enough for the both of us!
- How would you like to go for a ride on my Blue Falcon, if you know what I mean...
- I can bench press using only my nipple studs.
- What say you help me practice the Argentinian sport of pectoral caressing?
- Baby, I bring new meanings to the term "fire crotch."
Go.
EDIT: I'm gonna collect these into a fanfic later if I get enough.
- Well umm...how about he tears open his shirt, exposes his bare chest and says " Come awwn!"
- TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHS OFF.....
- "I'm a master abortionist, so there's nothing to worry about."
- "I'll show you MY moves!"
- Why did I Falcon Kick the slope-y segment of Summit?To break the ice. Sex now.
- "I'd like to park my Blue Falcon in your hangar bay"
- "I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus."
I don't think it would matter, as whenever he comes within a proper vicinity of any female, the sheer amount of testosterone and sexy manliness emanating from his body would affect them all, resulting in an immediate discharge of babiez from said females.
And when he touches said females, like when he uses the Falcon Dive, the babiez explode out of the women which such manly force that it not only causes the women to recoil back and take damage, it causes Captain Falcon to approve of the babiez' manliness for doing such an act.
"YESZ."
Simply by saying this, any and all women who have not already expelled babiez at an extreme force would instantly succumb to Captain Falcon's sheer amount of manliness. Every man, woman, child, and tree in the area would climax, causing CF's manly chest hair to set itself alight and fire a world-destroying laser into space. Said laser would hit an asteroid, causing the debris to shower onto the earth while he jumps into the air, poses, and destroys every asteroid shard with a single, massive FALCON PAWNCH.
This is, assuming, he's wearing any clothing.
He just walks into bars, looks around, and leaves with a woman. No words need be exchanged.
- Hey baby, I know that you aren't that hot, but hey! I'm hot enough for the both of us!
- How would you like to go for a ride on my Blue Falcon, if you know what I mean...
- I can bench press using only my nipple studs.
- What say you help me practice the Argentinian sport of pectoral caressing?
- Baby, I bring new meanings to the term "fire crotch."
