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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 17, 2009 23:43:59 GMT -5
Derrick destroyed the world, "hows that plot for ya?" he said as they all floated in the vacume of space
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 23:46:03 GMT -5
Author reformed the world. That's actually a rule. No destroying the world randomly.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 17, 2009 23:51:23 GMT -5
"Too bad," said the naraator as the world desecrated again.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 23:53:47 GMT -5
No more world destroying. Any post about that will be ignored.
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Post by Razgat on Jan 18, 2009 1:41:19 GMT -5
(ok, for one thing, I am not running in place. When I was typing that post, you were running, but when I posted it, 100 pages of posts magically apeared making mine look stupid. Same thing happened with my other post that I made which got deleted cuz it seemed random and creepy when it wasn't in the right place soooo......yeah, I'm just standing there now I guess.)
Noelani, who had been standing there for a long while in silence loling at what had just happend, decided to request a song. "WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN, PLEASE! So, um, yeah, I'm looking for a place to go, too. What are you guys up to?"
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 18, 2009 21:06:32 GMT -5
FiniteFlame began playing "Walk Like an Egyptian". Copyright laws mean nothing in Random World.
Knox turned to see Noelani walk up. He could definitely see it now, she wasn't Jiir-Row, but she looked a lot like her. He tried to say something but couldn't and instead turned back to Cow-man.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 18, 2009 21:18:59 GMT -5
Tetsuo then ate a german shepard
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 18, 2009 21:42:47 GMT -5
Cow-man was thoroughly appalled at Tetsuo's consumption of a German Shepard. He turned and made more Justice milk to poor on him for his injustice.
"Bathe in justice faggot. For thou art a FREAK! jk lolz." Cow-man said.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 18, 2009 22:00:30 GMT -5
Author took a nap.
PFG vanished to go molest some hermaphroditic children by the lake.
FiniteFlame finished their crappy '80's song and began to play "Take a Bow" by Muse, followed by the rest of their "Black Holes and Revelations" album.
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Post by Razgat on Jan 18, 2009 22:06:14 GMT -5
(It's not crappy. >.<)
Noelani turned to the man she had seen at the tavern. "Hello. I'm Noelani! What's your name?"
She held out her hand for him to shake, being careful not to reveal the clothes she was wearing underneath her cloak. They would easily give her away.
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Post by Monika on Jan 18, 2009 22:09:03 GMT -5
"If you're sure the orb isn't around here..." Raiden said, his voice thick with suspicion. "I'll be seeing you, Karxm." Raiden left the area and realized what he himself had said: The orbs tend to gravitate toward their elements.... Now that he was out of the area his shoes began to function properly. "I need to collect the orbs in order from weakest to strongest in their respective categories. The Elements of Healing - Air, Water, and Light and the Elements of Destruction - Earth, Fire, and Darkness." If I were air, where would I be... Raiden thought before the answer hit him.
He pressed a button on his shoe and called his father.
"Why hello there, Valsair. Haven't spoken to you in ages. Last time we talked you were a tad bit...Off." his father said politely.
"Sorry, Father. Things happen." was the answer Raiden gave.
"So...What do you need? I still can't send you back home so..."
"Bring me a tornado."
"WHAT?!?" his father nearly had a heart attack in surprise.
"Bring me a tornado...Please?" Raiden asked. He was eager to find the first of the six orbs and needed a large source of air energy.
"You realize that that would be virtually impossible!"
"To a normal person. But you're a genius. Please hurry..." Raiden was losing patience quickly.
"Fine..." His father, still on Earth, began pressing various buttons in his laboratory. It was really quite fascinating.
"Here we are. Be careful- this tornado is very powerful." his father warned him, preparing to send the tornado through the teleportation device.
"I'll make note of it." Raiden said. The phone turned off as his father hung up. Within a matter of moments, a very small tornado, roughly the size of a small child was in front of him.
"Well, that was very anti climactic. I was hoping for at least-" Raiden was cut off. As the mini tornado swirled rapidly, a very small sparkle could be seen in the distance.
"It's the Orb of Wind. It must be!" Raiden yelled. He was going to run and grab it, but it kept circling the tornado, getting closer to the eye of the storm as it made laps around Raiden.
"That's not a good sign..." Raiden looked at the sky, gray in color and very cloudy. He was about to grab the orb, now only an inch away from him when-
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!111!111!!!!one
The Orb of Wind went straight inside the tornado, causing it to glow. The tornado grew in size and strength and attempted to absorb everything in site. Raiden tried to hold onto something, but he was in the middle of nowhere and was pulled inside the tornado, now the size of a large house, with ease.
Raiden fell onto a large gray platform with runic symbols around the perimeter. The platform, octagonal in shape, began to spin with the tornado, slowly at first but then much rapidly. In the center, where the runic symbol of air lie, appeared a young woman in a gray dress carrying a sword. Her hair, also dark gray, went down to the floor (lolz). She was roughly Raiden's height, around 6 feet, and had a calm expression on her face.
"WHERE THE HE-
The woman lifted her finger to her lips to silence Raiden. "You have disturbed me, traveler. For what reason do you come here?" she asked calmly as the platform remained on its circular course. Her clothes and hair stayed perfectly still, surprising due to the excessive amount of wind.
"I was seeking Orb of Wind for...reasons." Raiden didn't want to unnecessarily elaborate on his plans.
"Traveler, if you truly desire the Orb of Wind, you shall battle me." the woman said bluntly, lifting her sword out in front of her. "So many things are dictated by the wind...The direction of your human ships...The area where the seeds of flowers fall...All need wind to show them their course. I am obligated to preserve this balance, so I will not go down without a fight."
"Right...Let's fight, then." Raiden drew Surge Ascension from its scabbard and braced himself against the onslaught of air attacking him.
Outside the realm where Raiden was, the tornado moved to where Cow-man was in order to get more people to help make plot happen.
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 18, 2009 22:09:09 GMT -5
Cow-man, who was still on fire, stood on all fours and fell asleep. Listening to FiniteFlame play Muse.
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Post by Razgat on Jan 18, 2009 22:25:49 GMT -5
Noalani drew her hand away as she saw a storm approach. Pitter Patter, who had been sitting on her shoulder, ruffled his feathers and chirped wildly until he burst out of her hood and began to fly in circles around Noalani. This storm wasn't natural, and Pitter Patter could tell. He flew wildly and tried to get Noalani away from the storm.
Noalani tried to jump to catch her bird as he fluttered around her, but she couldn't catch him. She gave up and turned back to the group. "There's a storm approaching, but it's not normal. There's something wrong. We have to get away!"
The sky became filled with dark clouds as rain began to fall. The tornado was getting closer, and even if the group tried to get away now, they wouldn't escape.
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 18, 2009 22:35:21 GMT -5
Cow-man was picked up by the tornado and flew around within it.
"MOO! I love tornadoes!!!!!!!!!" Cow-man shouted. "I'm flying! Even though i can do that anyways." Cow-man rammed into Noalani.
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Post by Razgat on Jan 18, 2009 23:03:27 GMT -5
Noalani instantly transformed into water, so Cow-man went right through her, but she was instantly sucked up into the tornado. She was split into tiny water droplets that spun round and round. Pitter Patter had flown away before all of this and was up in the clouds. Noalani's water made the tornado a half cyclone.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 19, 2009 13:44:36 GMT -5
Karxm watched Raiden vanish back into the mist. A moment later a Banshee swooped down. Karxm opened his hand and the Banshees deposited something in his open palm. It was a strange blue jewel. Karxm couldn'r be sure, but he could take a stab at what it was.
"Well, well, well," he mused, grinning slightly. "It seems I was mistaken." He closed his hand around the jewel. A flash of gold, green, and black light radiated from his hand. He relaxed his palm and saw that the jewel was gone. Gone to the Chaos Realm.
"I'll just leave that there and see what becomes of it."
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Knox was also sucked up by the unnatural tornado. Being lazy, he decided not to use his Focus abilities to save everybody and instead decided to see where the tornado dropped them off.
Upon being sucked up, FiniteFlame had just finished Black Holes and Revelations. They then proceeded to play Dragonforce, starting with "Through the Fire and Flames.'
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jan 19, 2009 13:48:37 GMT -5
Dace sneezed.
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Post by Razgat on Jan 19, 2009 14:43:22 GMT -5
(epic sneeze)
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 19, 2009 15:00:28 GMT -5
Tetsuo then made it rain pigs while Derrick made a giant BBQ pit. "Anyone hungry?" he announced so as everyone could get some porky goodness.
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 19, 2009 15:32:21 GMT -5
"EAT MOR CHICKEN!" Yelled Cow-man upon sight of the BBQ.
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