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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 22:35:12 GMT -5
(lol, Wes is here so we're gonna make plot happen)
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 22:44:17 GMT -5
(lol, Wes is here so we're gonna make plot happen) Suddenly, a very, very fat man wearing fishnets and a tube top appeared. Even stranger still, he was on fire. He ran up to Gree and molested him several times.
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 17, 2009 22:44:20 GMT -5
Cow-man who had stopped running a while ago looked at the ridiculous girl running in place next to him. He was distracted by the strange girl and her silly bird.
"To answer your question.....No I don't. What the hell is she doing?" Cow-man questioned. "Oh wait brb gaiz." He ran into a nearby Chick-fi-la and got Eat mor Chicken sowed on his cape. "I went and got endorsed. If you wanna make me a theme song I'd be glad to pay you plenty of money." Cow-man pulled out a suitcase full of 500 moniez, and showed it to FiniteFlame.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 22:46:23 GMT -5
"We have a deal!" Isaac declared. The rest of the band facepalmed.
"Hey, what's that?" Hayden pointed to the soldiers. They all looked up just in time to see PFG molest Gree. Several times.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jan 17, 2009 22:54:29 GMT -5
Gree decapitaed the strange fat man, chopped him up into little peices....and went to therapy for a little while.
Dace watched in amusment. Then he turned his attention back to the band.
"Hey" he called out. "You guys take requests?"
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 22:56:08 GMT -5
"Only if you p-!" Isaac began but was silenced when Carrie put a hand over his mouth.
"Yes, we take requests!" Cassie assured the man.
PFG reformed and sat next to Dace. He ordered a latte and read a magazine.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jan 17, 2009 23:00:51 GMT -5
Dace moved slightly away from PFG, hand drifting to his pistol under his coat.
"Uhhhh Tears Don't Fall by Bullet For my Valentine?"
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 17, 2009 23:00:53 GMT -5
Cow-man who's attention shifted to his new hero, PFG, ran towards him and asked him for an autograph. PFG turned to him and replied.
"Sure why not?" Pfg stood and molested Cow-man than regretted it for the horns poking him.
"WTF?!?!?!1 I'm on FIRE!!!!!1" Cow-man yelled.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 23:03:14 GMT -5
FiniteFlame produced their instruments and began to play right where they stood. PFG started party boy-ing people.
Knox overheard the noise and came back. He was mildly surprised to see Cow-man, FiniteFlame, and PFG.
"What the hell is going on here?"
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 17, 2009 23:08:53 GMT -5
"I'M ON FREAKING FIRE! Wait it doesn't burn. Interesting." Cow-man looked at FiniteFlame and slipped to all fours looking like a normal bull with a cape and mask.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 23:11:01 GMT -5
"Did...did that cow just talk, stand on two legs, war a cape, CATCH ON FIRE, and return to a normal cow?" Knox was raging at all of this nonsense, his drunken stupor fading.
"Yup" Zerodith muttered between verses.
"Oh, okay." Knox put his hands in his pockets and looked aroun. "What happened to the plot?"
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Post by Monika on Jan 17, 2009 23:19:04 GMT -5
Angels appeared from the skies of Random World and sang in harmonious chorus as down from the heavens descended Judgment Dragon. A man shrouded in mystery and cloaked in all white began to chant as Judgment Dragon's giant feathery wings flapped loudly. "Together, we will end this world's lack of plot! Judgment Blast!" the man commanded. Judgment Dragon, still in the air, dove straight toward the center of Random World, resulting in a massive explosion. The explosion, however, was not lethal. It removed all things that didn't have to do with one of three plots: Raiden's quest for the orbs, Cow-man's delivery of justice in milk form, and Karxm's desire for udder chaos. (lolz i made pun happen). The great dragon then teleported everything toward one of the three plots in order to end the confusion. The two beings disappeared as quickly as they had arrived and everything, bar the transportation of characters, went back to normal.
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 17, 2009 23:20:34 GMT -5
"I'm A FREAKING BULL!!!!" Cow-man's face turned into a anime angry face like this.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 23:22:06 GMT -5
Author appeared in the same, glorious fashion. Only his angels were Chuck Norris. Four of them. And two Captain Falcons.
"I do not approve!" He announced. Judgment Dragon's presence was reversed. All side plots and nonexistent plot returned.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 23:23:16 GMT -5
"Fine, bull, whatever." Knox shook his head. "You're still talking...oh well..." He sighed defeated. "Where are you off to? I have nowhere to go righ now so maybe I could travel with you."
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 17, 2009 23:31:45 GMT -5
"Justice in milk form. Also EAT MOR CHICKEN! Of course I always need milk men and women." Cow-man then proceeded to make more milk even though he is a male and a bull. He likes defying the laws of nature.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 23:35:40 GMT -5
Knox, more confused then ever, could only respond with "How do I shot web?"
FiniteFlame finished their song. "Any more requests?"
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Post by Xelwes on Jan 17, 2009 23:37:26 GMT -5
"Lol I dunno." Cow-man replied as he finished making justice from milk.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 17, 2009 23:38:14 GMT -5
Then Derrick walked in with a young girl net to him. "Time to cause some mayhem!" he announced as Shtoople came in after him
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 17, 2009 23:40:13 GMT -5
Knox recognized Shtoople, but ignored him. All the characters were in place but no one was on to make plot happen.
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