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Post by Monika on May 6, 2009 14:21:47 GMT -5
In Tyler's absence for the time being, I'm in charge. Don't believe me? Ask him.
That is all.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on May 6, 2009 14:51:35 GMT -5
yeaaaaaah no.
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Post by Razgat on May 6, 2009 15:03:09 GMT -5
Still says you're a mod, but whatevs.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on May 6, 2009 15:09:24 GMT -5
no
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Post by Myrdraxxis on May 6, 2009 16:01:52 GMT -5
I pull rank! As Admin IM IN CHARGE!!
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on May 6, 2009 18:22:49 GMT -5
agreed
but seeing as how we now have more than 20 members..... GIVE ME MY FUCKING ADMIN POWERS BACK
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Post by Monika on May 6, 2009 21:06:30 GMT -5
Derrick : Administrator Powers :: Hitler :  Can you fill in the blank for this second grade analogy? Acceptable answers include but are not limited to: 1) Weapons of Mass Destruction 2) His Resurrection 3) Fusion Dance Technique 4) Fusion Dance with Saddam Hussein 5) Fusion Dance with Osama bin Laden 6) The ability to go Super Saiyan 3 7) A knife 8) A few acres of land suitable for concentration camp building 9) Anything even remotely dangerous That's why you no longer possess adminstratory powers, Derrick. I'll be happy to provide more suitable responses for the analogy if those haven't penetrated your skull yet. |
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on May 6, 2009 21:31:41 GMT -5
wat
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Post by Monika on May 6, 2009 22:07:00 GMT -5
 pic related |
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Post by Razgat on May 7, 2009 14:31:36 GMT -5
Why do you think I would edit it? I'm shocked.  |
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on May 7, 2009 15:28:31 GMT -5
DERRICK : Administrator Powers :: Hitler : Can you fill in the blank for this second grade analogy? Acceptable answers include but are not limited to: 1) Weapons of Mass Destruction 2) His Resurrection 3) Fusion Dance Technique 4) Fusion Dance with Saddam Hussein 5) Fusion Dance with Osama bin Laden 6) The ability to go Super Saiyan 3 7) A knife 8) A few acres of land suitable for concentration camp building 9) Anything even remotely dangerous That's why you no longer possess adminstratory powers, DERRICK. I'll be happy to provide more suitable responses for the analogy if those haven't penetrated your skull yet. And all of that those reasons disregard the fact that only about 9 people use the site regularly. Honestly, we really only need an Administrator and a moderator for the amount of people who post every now and then. We've got: Orobouros DERRICK Mizagium Adonia Myrdraxxis Xeno (semi-regularly) Xero (semi-regularly) Calfrun (less than semi-regularly) Myself, of course And of those people, here are those that have some sort of moderator power throughout the boards: DERRICK Mizagium Adonia Myrdraxxis Yours truly From the list of people who use the site regularly, here are the people who make decent and regular contributions to the main aspect of the site: Fiction. Orobouros Mizagium Adonia Myrdraxxis Xeno (semi-regularly) Xero (semi-regularly) Calfrun (less than semi-regularly) Me, yet again Now, everything seems fine...Everyone who has powers makes decent contrib-Wait! Hmm? What's this? The above list is missing someone! Who could it be? We've got Mizagium, of course, our site's beloved owner. Orobouros is on the list, creator of Amnesia Journeys, one of the longest and interesting tales on the site. Adonia is here, totaling over 1500 posts with characters in just about every story on the board. Myrdraxxis, the resident antagonist, wreaks havoc on many of the stories' fictional locations. Xeno and Xero, both of whom don't post as regularly as many others ('many' being used lightly, of course) but make posts that emphasize quality over quantity. Calfrun, who also makes decent posts, infrequent as they may be (Don't worry. I understand how difficult it is to keep up with the stories.). And of course, the Great Austin, Creator and Owner of Awesome Land and related stories, master of prose and short stories, the artist who paints the canvas of the site with his use of English, and spiritual Co-founder and most likely inspiration of the title for the site. (Recall the first season of Awesome Land, entitled "Awesome Land: An Interactive Story" Let's see...That's one, two, three...I've got it! We're missing DERRICK! The ridiculous fool with his head so far up the @$$3$ of YouTube Poops, AIRWOLFING and GAY CANCEROUS SHIT that he fails to realize that his antics are, for lack of a nicer word, dumb. Do you understand me, DERRICK? D-U-M-B. I'd love to simplify it for you, but I honestly don't think that's possible. You post crap on the stories, spam threads with junk you pulled from Encyclopedia Dramatica, and edit posts with no remorse or concern for the value that the original words may have held. If there was ever a person undeserving of power, it's DERRICK. I would gladly relinquish my own power and status just to see you taken down, Phelps. While in the real world you happen to be a moderately decent person, you're very presence on the realm of the Internet is sickening. Now, to conclude my long tirade, with only 9 people who use the site regularly, only 2 or 3 people deserve their power. I propose that Tyler (of course), Adam, and Nicole keep their powers while DERRICK and I lose our own and continue as patrons of the site. That being said, it's time to play everyone's favorite game: Ultimatum! Allow me to bring to your attention the following pictures:   As you can see, Tyler and I have an agreement, a binding legal contract if you will. He clearly stated he would "[give] DERRICK ONE FINAL CHANCE to behave" before escorting him from the site. That was February 26. It is now May 6, over 2 months later, and DERRICK has edited far too many posts since then, rendering Tyler's violation of our agreement. As per our agreement, I can leave because of DERRICK's behavior, but that's not good enough, is it? As much as I'd like this the contrary to be true, my presence is not necessary to the functioning of the site. Thus, here is where the ultimatum kicks in. As soon as Tyler is able to access the Internet, he is to immediately remove DERRICK from his position as moderator. Otherwise, I will take Awesome Land, remove all non-Awesome Land stories from its continuum, prohibit the creation of the graphic novel and order the destruction of anything relating to it. (The artwork can stay, however.) I won't stand for the logic that DERRICK and I are nemeses, good cop and bad cop, capitalism and communism. I won't stand for the logic that our struggle justifies his ludicrous behavior. And if there's one thing I absolutely WILL NOT tolerate, it is the violation of a contract, no matter how trivial.There are your choices, Tyler, when you see this message. Oh, and another condition: DERRICK, Adam, and Nicole (TEAM DERRICK, Myrdraxxis, Adonia) are not to edit or alter this message in any way, shape, or form. Otherwise the removal of Awesome Land and the enacting of my other threats will commence immediately. Thank you, all, and I hope the right conclusion is drawn. My actions are not for the sake of being clever. They are not for the sake of impressing you people either. I do these things because i feel like it. My shenanigans are stupid because i intend them to be stupid. Your overreactions are only fuel to my fire. You cannot get rid of me. I know how to change an IP address. You are no knight in shining armor. Your threats of deleting material is strikingly similar to the demands of the average nut job terrorist. "DO WAT I SAI OR ELSE I"LLZ DESTROABLATE A BIULDIN!" My actual contributions to the site may be minimal, but its mostly because I am an active member of many other forums. So cool it. Also, Awesome Land is not your legal property. You are the original creator, but since everyone has contributed in some way, I must say that if anything, it belongs to all of us. Tyler has added so much the the mythos that could just as easily be his. You gave us the legos, however, we all built the castle. tl;dr butthurt austin is butthurt |
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Post by Myrdraxxis on May 7, 2009 15:37:42 GMT -5
And all of that those reasons disregard the fact that only about 9 people use the site regularly. Honestly, we really only need an Administrator and a moderator for the amount of people who post every now and then. We've got: Orobouros DERRICK Mizagium Adonia Myrdraxxis Xeno (semi-regularly) Xero (semi-regularly) Calfrun (less than semi-regularly) Myself, of course And of those people, here are those that have some sort of moderator power throughout the boards: DERRICK Mizagium Adonia Myrdraxxis Yours truly From the list of people who use the site regularly, here are the people who make decent and regular contributions to the main aspect of the site: Fiction. Orobouros Mizagium Adonia Myrdraxxis Xeno (semi-regularly) Xero (semi-regularly) Calfrun (less than semi-regularly) Me, yet again Now, everything seems fine...Everyone who has powers makes decent contrib-Wait! Hmm? What's this? The above list is missing someone! Who could it be? We've got Mizagium, of course, our site's beloved owner. Orobouros is on the list, creator of Amnesia Journeys, one of the longest and interesting tales on the site. Adonia is here, totaling over 1500 posts with characters in just about every story on the board. Myrdraxxis, the resident antagonist, wreaks havoc on many of the stories' fictional locations. Xeno and Xero, both of whom don't post as regularly as many others ('many' being used lightly, of course) but make posts that emphasize quality over quantity. Calfrun, who also makes decent posts, infrequent as they may be (Don't worry. I understand how difficult it is to keep up with the stories.). And of course, the Great Austin, Creator and Owner of Awesome Land and related stories, master of prose and short stories, the artist who paints the canvas of the site with his use of English, and spiritual Co-founder and most likely inspiration of the title for the site. (Recall the first season of Awesome Land, entitled "Awesome Land: An Interactive Story" Let's see...That's one, two, three...I've got it! We're missing DERRICK! The ridiculous fool with his head so far up the @$$3$ of YouTube Poops, AIRWOLFING and GAY CANCEROUS SHIT that he fails to realize that his antics are, for lack of a nicer word, dumb. Do you understand me, DERRICK? D-U-M-B. I'd love to simplify it for you, but I honestly don't think that's possible. You post crap on the stories, spam threads with junk you pulled from Encyclopedia Dramatica, and edit posts with no remorse or concern for the value that the original words may have held. If there was ever a person undeserving of power, it's DERRICK. I would gladly relinquish my own power and status just to see you taken down, Phelps. While in the real world you happen to be a moderately decent person, you're very presence on the realm of the Internet is sickening. Now, to conclude my long tirade, with only 9 people who use the site regularly, only 2 or 3 people deserve their power. I propose that Tyler (of course), Adam, and Nicole keep their powers while DERRICK and I lose our own and continue as patrons of the site. That being said, it's time to play everyone's favorite game: Ultimatum! Allow me to bring to your attention the following pictures: As you can see, Tyler and I have an agreement, a binding legal contract if you will. He clearly stated he would "[give] DERRICK ONE FINAL CHANCE to behave" before escorting him from the site. That was February 26. It is now May 6, over 2 months later, and DERRICK has edited far too many posts since then, rendering Tyler's violation of our agreement. As per our agreement, I can leave because of DERRICK's behavior, but that's not good enough, is it? As much as I'd like this the contrary to be true, my presence is not necessary to the functioning of the site. Thus, here is where the ultimatum kicks in. As soon as Tyler is able to access the Internet, he is to immediately remove DERRICK from his position as moderator. Otherwise, I will take Awesome Land, remove all non-Awesome Land stories from its continuum, prohibit the creation of the graphic novel and order the destruction of anything relating to it. (The artwork can stay, however.) I won't stand for the logic that DERRICK and I are nemeses, good cop and bad cop, capitalism and communism. I won't stand for the logic that our struggle justifies his ludicrous behavior. And if there's one thing I absolutely WILL NOT tolerate, it is the violation of a contract, no matter how trivial.There are your choices, Tyler, when you see this message. Oh, and another condition: DERRICK, Adam, and Nicole (TEAM DERRICK, Myrdraxxis, Adonia) are not to edit or alter this message in any way, shape, or form. Otherwise the removal of Awesome Land and the enacting of my other threats will commence immediately. Thank you, all, and I hope the right conclusion is drawn. My actions are not for the sake of being clever. They are not for the sake of impressing you people either. I do these things because i feel like it. My shenanigans are stupid because i intend them to be stupid. Your overreactions are only fuel to my fire. You cannot get rid of me. I know how to change an IP address. You are no knight in shining armor. Your threats of deleting material is strikingly similar to the demands of the average nut job terrorist. "DO WAT I SAI OR ELSE I"LLZ DESTROABLATE A BIULDIN!" My actual contributions to the site may be minimal, but its mostly because I am an active member of many other forums. So cool it. Also, Awesome Land is not your legal property. You are the original creator, but since everyone has contributed in some way, I must say that if anything, it belongs to all of us. Tyler has added so much the the mythos that could just as easily be his. You gave us the legos, however, we all built the castle. tl;dr butthurt austin is butthurt tl;dr nothing has changed and I am in charge until Tyler gets back and then it will still be a joint rule between us two admins. (I asked him today discussing this and he agrees.) sooooooooo [glow=red,2,300] [/glow] |
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on May 7, 2009 15:58:26 GMT -5
alright then
perhaps that was not the best picture................... no........ wait, yes it was
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Post by Xelwes on May 7, 2009 20:45:03 GMT -5
I don't get it...
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on May 7, 2009 21:09:05 GMT -5
look at the computers..........
GOASTE
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Post by Xelwes on May 7, 2009 21:18:40 GMT -5
Oh god no......
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