Lolopoly

[Monika]

So I was playing Monopoly online with 3 other people, and it was the most BORING, uneventful game of Monopoly ever. For those of you who don't know, Monopoly Online is run by Electronic Arts, and you can set rules, turn limits, etc. The limit for this game was 35 turns, and by turn 20 or so each person had about 1/4 of the board and no one wanted to trade. The only difference was that this fgt named Curmudgeon25 managed to get 2 hotels, 1 each on the cheapest properties. Because he was the only one making any real money (everyone else was landing on everyone else's property enough to balance each other's funds out), each of the other players decides to nominate him the winner. He keeps rejecting the decision though, and since it wasn't unanimous the game continued. Eventually, I got so sick of the game and lack of trading that the following exchange occurred:

Me: *Trades almost all of my property to the guy in second place for a few dollars*

Me: "FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA" *leaves room* *comes back*

Curmudgeon: "Who you callin nigga?"

Me: ERBODY

Curmudgeon: moron

ME: PINGAS

Curmudgeon: sore loser

Me: suck mah pingas. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT LOSING. I GIVE A FUCK WHEN NOTHING'S HAPPENING AND FGTS WANT TO PROLONG THE GAME

Curmudgeon: so go whine somewhere else

Me: SUCK MAH PINGAS

and it went on like that until the game ended. Unfortunately, my plan to screw Curmudgeon out of his victory didn't work, but the entire experience was so lolworthy that I didn't care.

[Myrdraxxis]

lol nice

[Monika]

Monopoly has got to be one of the greatest places to troll.

[TEAM_DERRICK]

Go there and try to convert them to Buddhism.