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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Feb 10, 2009 23:19:07 GMT -5
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 11, 2009 17:26:36 GMT -5
this place is fun!
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 11, 2009 17:35:08 GMT -5
JD: Lincoln!
Lincoln: So, Obama's president, huh?
JD: yeah
JD: what do you think of that?
JD: first nigger as prez?
Lincoln: My gosh I've been gone for a while.
JD: more than four scores, perhaps?
Lincoln: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO...
Lincoln: YOU WERE A NIGGEr!
JD: everyone was a nigger that long ago
Lincoln: But YOU were a DOUBLE NIGGER!
JD: in that case you were an OVER 9000 niggers!
Lincoln: BLAAAAAAAAH!
JD: BLAAAAR!
Lincoln: ZOMBIE LINCOLN DOES NOT APPROVE
JD: SHOTGUN!
JD: *BANGS!*
JD: HEADSHOT!!!
Lincoln: niggerniggerniggerniggernigger
JD: lemme ask
JD: are you really racist, or do you say nigger because it's the norm on /b/?
Lincoln: Imma zombie impervious to headshots
Lincoln: niggah
JD: from zombie movies, we can see zombies are NOT impervious to headshots
JD: phail
Lincoln: lolololololololol Im a dead president, whats a movie?
JD: pictures that moves and talks
Lincoln: HERESY!
JD: WITCHCRAFT!
Lincoln: Once I eliminate the black people, I shall destroy the movies
JD: is that right?
JD: how do you plan to eliminate black people?
Lincoln: You bet your sweet ass
JD: I asked you a question, nigger
Lincoln: I answered it, double nigger!
JD: no you didn't, OVER 9000 NIGGER!
Lincoln: FUCK YOU! IM SHITTING IN YOUR CHIMENY!
JD: I don't have a chimney
Lincoln: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Post by Xelwes on Feb 11, 2009 17:39:57 GMT -5
PFG: Hai
Geoff: oh hai
PFG: Wazzup
PFG: ?
Geoff: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP?
PFG: I'm sorry double nigger i do not understand
Geoff: da duke?
Geoff: hey yo duke
PFG: I'VE GOT BAWLZ OF STEAL
I'm just that fast
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 11, 2009 17:41:08 GMT -5
molest him a few times.
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Post by Razgat on Feb 11, 2009 17:42:16 GMT -5
...oh my god.....I hear this every day from you guys
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 11, 2009 17:43:22 GMT -5
Its not fun unless profanity is involved!
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 11, 2009 17:52:49 GMT -5
Hanson: heil Hanson: die juden Hitler: Ah, a believer! Hanson:  Hitler: Will you assit me? Hanson: how? Hitler: By making sweet xesnam all night long. Hanson: oh yeah i also dont trust this site Hanson: are you real? Hitler: Of course, I am the real Adolf Hitler and I stood up. Hitler: Now bend over. :3 Hanson: 0.o Hitler: DO IT FAGGOT! Hanson: what is bad with the current political turmoil in russia? Hitler: Not enough buttsecks. Hanson: insert witty retort Hanson: aplha aplha aplha tango delta niner bravo Hitler: UP THE BUTT! Hanson: elaborate Hanson:  ?? Hitler: IT is the best way to end disputes, now I wil ask you one last time... Hitler: PREPARE FOR XESNAM! Hanson: ok Hanson: go Hitler: *does Xesnam* Hitler: like it? Hanson: yeah Hanson: my name is luke morgan and i live in stockport Hanson: come play? Hitler: wnat some more? Hanson: can i ejaculate in your ass? |
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Post by Razgat on Feb 11, 2009 17:56:29 GMT -5
THERE ARE GIRLS ON HERE YOU KNOW! >.<
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 11, 2009 17:57:17 GMT -5
I found only one and her first post was "I'm horny."
so, yeah... not a girl-safe environment.
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Post by Xelwes on Feb 11, 2009 18:11:43 GMT -5
OLOLOLOL
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Feb 11, 2009 20:25:06 GMT -5
Officer: Hello
Sauron: oh hi officer
Officer: can i have your license and registration please?
Sauron: I'm a giant fburning eye! who else could i be?
Officer: my uncle harry
Officer: last chance mister
Sauron: oh
Sauron: ok
Sauron: crap
Officer: to late!
Officer: -taser-
Sauron: game
Sauron: damn
Officer: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Feb 11, 2009 20:40:39 GMT -5
Daddy: hey son
Sauron: YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!
Daddy: yes I am
Sauron: I HATE THIS FAMILY!
Sauron: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
Daddy: dont you talk to your father that way
Daddy: do I have to beat you again?
Sauron: I'M GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS AND LISTEN TO LINKIN PARK!
Sauron: THEN I'LL CUT MYSELF
Daddy: I fed your CDs to the dog
Sauron: DAMN YOU!
Daddy: so
Sauron: MY ARMY OF ORCS WILL PILLAGE YOUR ANUS!!!
Sauron: YOUR ANUS
Daddy: I heard you were defeated by a hobbit
Daddy: you shame our family
Sauron: dammit dad
Sauron: I DONT SEE YOU TRYING TO COUNCER MIDDLE EARTH!!
Daddy: I don't need to
Daddy: I left that for you to do
Sauron: ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND DRINK BEER AND BEAT MOM!
Daddy: so you would stop being such a whiny little bitch
Daddy: and look what happened
Sauron: I'M RUNNING AWAY TO SARUMON'S PLACE!
Sauron: HE UNDERSTANDS ME!
Daddy: oh run to your white wizard friend
Sauron: I WILL!
Daddy: he has a bunch of niggers at his place
Daddy: cant say I approve
Sauron: DAMMIT!
Sauron: FINE
Sauron: THEN I'LL GO TO MORIA!
Sauron: THEY HAVE A FUCKING BALROG!
Daddy: he was killed by an old man
Sauron: DAMN YOU GANDALF!
Daddy: dont you read the newspapers
Sauron: FUCK IT, I'M GOING TO THE MOST DREDED PLACE IN THE WORLD.......
Daddy: mexico?
Sauron: WORSE!
Sauron: NEW HAMPSHIRE!
Daddy: you're no son of mine
Sauron: FROM THERE I SHALL SODOMISE THE OHIOIANS!
Daddy: get the fuck out this house!
Sauron: FINE!
Sauron: OH WAIT
Daddy: and take your teddy bear with you!
Sauron: I'M STUCK TO A FUCKING TOWER
Sauron: GOD DAMMIT!
Sauron: SO
Sauron: UH
Sauron: FUCK IT
Daddy: I'm leaving, and when I come back, your ass better be gone
Sauron: FINE
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Feb 11, 2009 20:43:34 GMT -5
Sauron: HELLO
Brandon: Can you just take a seat right over there?
Sauron: I CANT SIT
Brandon: I'd like to ask you a few questions.
Sauron: I'M A GIANT BURING EYE
Sauron: FINE SHOOT
Sauron: ASK AWAY
Brandon: What is it like being a peeping tom?
Sauron: ITS FUCKING AWESOME
Brandon: You do realize, the FBI is standing right outside the door.
Brandon: Waiting to arrest you as soon as you step out.
Sauron: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR!
Brandon: You fucking win.
Brandon: Oh.
Brandon: My.
Brandon: Lord.
Brandon: FUCK YA.
Sauron: I WILL BE OPENING THE BLACK GATES!
Brandon: YOU HAVE MY AXE.
Sauron: GO MY ORCS!
Brandon: FUCK NO.
Brandon: BRB GETTING AXE.
Sauron: SODOMISE OHIO!
Brandon: WE NEED ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
Brandon: GO GO GO.
Sauron: DAMN PROTOSS!
Brandon: Fuck, who killed the hostages?
Sauron: I DONT HAVE ENOUGH VESPENE GAS!
Sauron: IDK
Brandon: God damn Terrorists.
Brandon: Brb phone.
Brandon: WAIT.
Brandon: WHO WAS PHIONE?
Sauron: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Sauron: CK
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Post by Xelwes on Feb 11, 2009 20:48:49 GMT -5
EPIC WIN
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Post by Razgat on Feb 11, 2009 20:53:16 GMT -5
I' afraid to go there. I'm not aloud to use chat sites anyways.
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Post by Xelwes on Feb 11, 2009 20:56:22 GMT -5
Drclumsy: Hi Mew
Mew: Hi Mr. Clumsy
Drclumsy: why are you here to day in my doctors office?
Mew: My foot hurts
Drclumsy: GOD YOU HAVE AIDS!
Mew: FUCK
Drclumsy: AND HERPES
Mew: Oh god Doc!
Mew: I banged a nigger a week a go
Mew: ago*
Mew: Was that the aids?!
Drclumsy: both
Mew: Fuck! The bitch stole my bike after we had sex
Drclumsy: I'm sorry to say....but you've been Xesnam'd
Drclumsy: By me...
Drclumsy: just now...
Mew: ... o snap
Mew: imma
Drclumsy: Do you like it?
Mew: go puke
Mew: Hell no
Drclumsy: To bad...
Mew: you're not telling any, are you doc?
Drclumsy: My nurse video taped it....and posted it to YouTube
Mew: SHIIIII-
Mew: I'll go back in my pokeball -.-
Drclumsy: Here is your medication and a tube of vasaline
Mew: Can I put that in my ass?
Drclumsy: yes
Mew: GRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT
Mew: Bye Doc
Mew: Thx for the help
Drclumsy: FUUUUU-- i just cut your tail
Mew: OMG DUDE
Mew: WTF ARE YOU DOING?!
Drclumsy: I'm CLUMSY DAMMIT
Mew: YOU FUCKIN CUNT
Mew: I bet you're from /b/!
Drclumsy: No
Mew: I don
Mew: 't trust you
Drclumsy: I'm from here
Mew: I... gotta go now
Mew: This isn't right Doc
Drclumsy: I did your mom last night
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Feb 11, 2009 20:57:23 GMT -5
WIN
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Post by Xelwes on Feb 11, 2009 21:00:43 GMT -5
Drclumsy: Hi how are you today?
BMays: I accidentally the whole thing
BMays: THE WHOLE THING
Drclumsy: Good
BMays: Shit hurts
Drclumsy: Um...Might i ask where you accidentally the whole thing to?
BMays: My ass
Drclumsy: Oh god you have Xesnam in your ass
BMays: Not even my amazing mighty wrench can pull it out
Drclumsy: from me
BMays: oh
BMays: I see
BMays: Can I haz another?
Drclumsy: Yes you may
BMays: Thank you kind anon
Drclumsy: Do you like the sweet Xesnam?
BMays: I doesn't afraid of anything
Drclumsy: Thats good
BMays: Yes, good
BMays: Does you?
Drclumsy: Might i interest you in the International church of Derrick?
BMays: No
BMays: I don't swing that way
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Feb 11, 2009 21:10:17 GMT -5
Sauron: MASTERBALL GO!
Abra: FUUUUUUUUUU
Sauron: YES I CAUGHT IT!
Abra: You just won the game
Sauron: ABRA WAS ADDED TO POKEDEX!
Sauron: FUCK YOU I CAUGHT ABRA!
Abra: Do bad you're battery is red
Sauron: DAMN!
Abra: You have about 6 seconds to save
Sauron: SAVE
Sauron: NO
Sauron: FUCK!
Sauron: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sauron: THIS GAME SUCKS
Abra: You lost the game
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