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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 3, 2011 19:57:43 GMT -5
He's awesome
also, You now have a semi-irrational fear of elephants
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 20:31:04 GMT -5
...yeah...
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 3, 2011 22:57:05 GMT -5
What do you mean irrational? Those things are watching us... learning from us.... they're everywhere.... and they won't stop.... not after the first herd died from swords.... not after the second from cage traps... and not after all the magma....
They just kept coming.... they wouldn't stop...
MORE MAGMA! PURGE THE MONSTERS WITH FIRE!
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 4, 2011 23:24:20 GMT -5
TWO LEVERS
MAKE A CHOICE
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 5, 2011 1:03:03 GMT -5
Left v Right or Up v Down?
I choose the one on the Right or the one that is Up.
I really hope I didn't just flood the forge.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 1:10:16 GMT -5
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 5, 2011 1:15:31 GMT -5
Couldn't be worse than Headshoots.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 3:19:49 GMT -5
I finished Boatmurdered. I just...yeah. First the Mandrills, then the Elephants OG GOD THE ELEPHANTS. Then the dwarves keep going insane. Then more Elephants. Then starvation and more insanity. Then three magma floods. Then Sankis is on fire killing everybody. Truly, it was a paradise.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 4:18:29 GMT -5
Or something
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 5, 2011 11:39:23 GMT -5
Now read Headshoots. Then Syrupleaf. Which is ironic considering where I am at the moment...
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 14:11:57 GMT -5
I tried to figure Dwarf Fortress out. Failed.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 14:43:05 GMT -5
Isn't that the point?  Yeah, it's a complicated game, but it's loads of fun once you figure it out. |
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:07:50 GMT -5
i couldnt' figure out how to give orders!
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 15:22:41 GMT -5
There's a wiki
And a plethora of tutorials on youtube
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 5, 2011 15:25:20 GMT -5
Yes... it's quite Fun.
In fact, I just had Fun, when I accidentally trapped my two miners in a cave w/ no way out. Then I had Fun by getting them to divert a river into the tunnels, for the Fun of it.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 15:27:35 GMT -5
I had fun making a post apocalyptic world (via unleashing evil) and being forced to build my fortress in the sky.
I'd call it cyber-punk, but we're still using dark age technology.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:29:59 GMT -5
I'll figure it out over Spring Break.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 15:37:17 GMT -5
I MADE A GODDAMN ORBITAL SKY CITY WITH A KILL SAT OF LAVA!
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 5, 2011 20:31:23 GMT -5
Hurm.... Did the Kill Sat have multiple release points so as to allow a caravan through but not a siege?
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 20:36:06 GMT -5
Caravans didn't even show up. They were always slaughtered by the legions of horrors below. My fortress was made to be 100% self sufficient and now has a population of 789 dwarves. Been making this fort since October!
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