Post by Razgat on Oct 24, 2010 20:19:01 GMT -5
I got bored, so I looked up names on urban dictionary and picked what I thought was the best definition (Or the one that made me laugh). I am satisfied with the results.
Nicole
brown eyed, sometimes blonde. a dreamer that gets annoyed easilly but will love you forever. when she falls in love, she's in love and never completely falls out of it. has many friends but feels alone. loves dirty jokes, witty but shy. a name you should remember
Nicole, you have a nasty mind but that was a good joke!
Nicole, we broke up, leave me alone.
Tyler
A very very very, yet again, very sexy pancake.
That tyler was dilicious.
buy tyler mugs, tshirts and magnetsa guy that you could meet at walmart, thats really tall and would look good in stripes. he is usually very determined, but easily irritated. if he is a tyler, he's probably dated stupid girls that get mad easily. he knows what he wants and is an amazing kisser with an extremely memorable smell. his hands are the kind you could be handcuffed to and not mind. he is the kind you want to keep even if something goes wrong because he'd always be there.
(So...you smell good?)
Derrick (You get two definititions because the first one that came up was funny
)
Meaning intellectual, or very bright. Also, may be the stage of inercourse when the male may become aroused, or sexually ready for intercourse. When semen flows to the penis. When the penis becomes excited and gets hard and "stands up", for the sexual pleasure of a female, or another male.
Felmale: "Hunny, did you Derrick yet?"
Male: "Wait, I just got it, let's go!"
A proficient conversationalist. Netflix junkie. Invents new, convenient words to use in everyday conversation. Conversations seem to just roll off the tongue with minimal effort around him. He anticipates story time and is sure to put a smile on your face. He's outgoing and more than easy to befriend because of his charming wit and his knack for playing tag in a fun abnormal manner all the while making popcorn.
Who's that newb coming in here playing tag and pulling strings like he owns the place? -Well...that's Derrick for ya!
Adam
The epitome of awesomeness.
Usually dark haired and hot, sexy and seductive, and sometimes emo-ish and/or bi, they have a voice that could melt stone. Truly romantics at heart, they hide it from most everyone. They have gorgeous eyes that probably have superman's lazer-vision because they're so awesome. They have mouths that should be illegal, and kissing skills that shouldn't be real. They usually play an instrument of some sort, mostly guitar. They say that they suck at it but in reality play very well. They value intelligence highly and think stupid girls shouldn't be allowed to live. They're also good at video games.
They're girl-magnets, but extremely sensitive, so handle with care.
OmG! That guy's an Adam!
(When labeling your Adams for delivery, remember"handle with care". )
Wesley
One who enjoys the thought of murdering innocent cats
Why are you so against that cat? Don't be such a Wesley, man.
Someone who is too cool for words. Wesley's are very influential and make friends easy. Many people misunderstand them but they are really on a higher lever of thinking. Wesley's are not ignorant and see the world how it is not how they wanna see it.
Person 1: Man, wesley is so cool, man i don't even know man.
Person 2: That's not just any wesley that's Wesley FUCKING Cool
Person 3: Woah man, Woah.
Zac
someone who initiates the hoe puncher attack.
man #1: okay we have a recon mission to take down these hoes. Man #2 you be look out. Man #3 you be the Zac.
Man #2 & 3: YES SIR
Man #2: HOE PUNCHER!!!!!!!
Man #1: Mission success. Good job team.
Ashley
short, funny, amazing, sweet girl, often left handed, with exceptionally proficient listening skills. Ashleys make good editors, and have been known to help friends with resumes and essay writing. Also, a female with a tendency to run and jog compulsively. Latent competitive instinct very common, it frequently manifests itself in expert bread baking and marathon sessions of cinnamon roll manufacturing. People known as Ashley have a very high pain threshold while at the same time having little to no tolerance of idiots, fools and bores. An Ashley is not likely to let another person down. Different from most girls even when utterly non-descript, and proud to sing off-key.
Nicole
brown eyed, sometimes blonde. a dreamer that gets annoyed easilly but will love you forever. when she falls in love, she's in love and never completely falls out of it. has many friends but feels alone. loves dirty jokes, witty but shy. a name you should remember
Nicole, you have a nasty mind but that was a good joke!
Nicole, we broke up, leave me alone.
Tyler
A very very very, yet again, very sexy pancake.
That tyler was dilicious.
buy tyler mugs, tshirts and magnetsa guy that you could meet at walmart, thats really tall and would look good in stripes. he is usually very determined, but easily irritated. if he is a tyler, he's probably dated stupid girls that get mad easily. he knows what he wants and is an amazing kisser with an extremely memorable smell. his hands are the kind you could be handcuffed to and not mind. he is the kind you want to keep even if something goes wrong because he'd always be there.
(So...you smell good?)
Derrick (You get two definititions because the first one that came up was funny
)Meaning intellectual, or very bright. Also, may be the stage of inercourse when the male may become aroused, or sexually ready for intercourse. When semen flows to the penis. When the penis becomes excited and gets hard and "stands up", for the sexual pleasure of a female, or another male.
Felmale: "Hunny, did you Derrick yet?"
Male: "Wait, I just got it, let's go!"
A proficient conversationalist. Netflix junkie. Invents new, convenient words to use in everyday conversation. Conversations seem to just roll off the tongue with minimal effort around him. He anticipates story time and is sure to put a smile on your face. He's outgoing and more than easy to befriend because of his charming wit and his knack for playing tag in a fun abnormal manner all the while making popcorn.
Who's that newb coming in here playing tag and pulling strings like he owns the place? -Well...that's Derrick for ya!
Adam
The epitome of awesomeness.
Usually dark haired and hot, sexy and seductive, and sometimes emo-ish and/or bi, they have a voice that could melt stone. Truly romantics at heart, they hide it from most everyone. They have gorgeous eyes that probably have superman's lazer-vision because they're so awesome. They have mouths that should be illegal, and kissing skills that shouldn't be real. They usually play an instrument of some sort, mostly guitar. They say that they suck at it but in reality play very well. They value intelligence highly and think stupid girls shouldn't be allowed to live. They're also good at video games.
They're girl-magnets, but extremely sensitive, so handle with care.
OmG! That guy's an Adam!
(When labeling your Adams for delivery, remember"handle with care".
)Wesley
One who enjoys the thought of murdering innocent cats
Why are you so against that cat? Don't be such a Wesley, man.
Someone who is too cool for words. Wesley's are very influential and make friends easy. Many people misunderstand them but they are really on a higher lever of thinking. Wesley's are not ignorant and see the world how it is not how they wanna see it.
Person 1: Man, wesley is so cool, man i don't even know man.
Person 2: That's not just any wesley that's Wesley FUCKING Cool
Person 3: Woah man, Woah.
Zac
someone who initiates the hoe puncher attack.
man #1: okay we have a recon mission to take down these hoes. Man #2 you be look out. Man #3 you be the Zac.
Man #2 & 3: YES SIR
Man #2: HOE PUNCHER!!!!!!!
Man #1: Mission success. Good job team.
Ashley
short, funny, amazing, sweet girl, often left handed, with exceptionally proficient listening skills. Ashleys make good editors, and have been known to help friends with resumes and essay writing. Also, a female with a tendency to run and jog compulsively. Latent competitive instinct very common, it frequently manifests itself in expert bread baking and marathon sessions of cinnamon roll manufacturing. People known as Ashley have a very high pain threshold while at the same time having little to no tolerance of idiots, fools and bores. An Ashley is not likely to let another person down. Different from most girls even when utterly non-descript, and proud to sing off-key.
