Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jan 8, 2011 19:58:10 GMT -5
D: Why is it everywhere?
N: The jelly?
D: IT'S EVERYWHERE
N: AHHH
D: IT'S EATING ME. HELP
N: QUICK. USE TOAST!
D: I CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE! IT'S ALREADY EATEN MY LEGS.
N: GET REVENGE! EAT IT!
D: GENIUS!!!
N: I KNOW
D: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
...
OH GOD
N: WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?
D: AHHHHH
IT'S GRAPE. BUT NOW IT'S EATING ME FROM THE INSIDE.
N: GRAPE IS DANGEROUS
D: YOU'LL HAVE TO NUKE MY HOUSE FROM ORBIT, NICOLE! IT'S HUMANITY'S ONLY HOPE!
N: WAIT! I HAVE THE SOLUTION!
EAT PEANUT BUTTER! THE GRAPE JELLY WILL BE SUBDUED BY IT! IT'S LIKE A NUETRALIZER!
D: I'LL HAVE TO DRAG MYSELF TO TEH PANTRY THEN CLIMB THE SHELVES.
N: DO IT!
D: I'M TAKING THE KEYBOARD WITH ME.
N: SAVE THE WORLD!
D: NOOO! THE JELLY JUST ATE ONE OF MY ARMS!
MUST BELIEVE IN MYSELF.
I CAN DO THIS WITH ONLY ONE LIMB!
N: IT'S POSSIBLE!
D: GOT THE PEANUT BUTTER.
N: YUS
D: DAMMIT. THERE'S THAT PAPERY FOIL CRAP SEALING IT. I'LL HAVE TO USE MY TEETH TO GET IT OFF
THERE.
N: GO
D: HEY IT'S CRUNCHY!
N: IT'S EXTRA EFFECTIVE
D: THE JELLY!?
ITS
N: THE CRUNCHINESS
D: ITS TRYING TO FIGHT THE PEANUT BUTTER
N: IT WON'T LAST LONG
D: I WISH YOU WERE HERE. IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY
WAIT!
NOOOOO
N: I CAN PICTURE IT
D: THE JELLY'S GOT THE PEANUT BUTTER IN A SLEEPER HOLD!
N: IMPOSSIBLE
D: BUT WHAT'S THIS? THE JELLY HAS AN ALLY!
N: SEEDS?
D: THE KETCHUP! THE TRAITOROUS BASTARD!
N: WHAT
GET SOME MUSTARD
D:I SEEM TO HAVE STARTED A CONDIMENT CIVIL WAR!
N: IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
D: THE HORSERADDISH HAS JUST RIDDEN IN ON IT'S ONION CALVERY!
THE RANCH AND CEASER ARE DUKING IT OUT!
THE MUSTARD IS CHARGING WITH TOOTHPICKS
N: IT'S MADNESS
D: THE SOUNDS OF THE DYING AND WOUNDED FILL THE AIR!
OH THE HUGE MANATEE!
N: THE SMELL MUST BE HORENDOUS!
D: IT SMELLS LIKE A DENNY'S IN HERE.
N: AHHH!
D: IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THE JELLY AND ITS ALLIES HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED!
BUT FOR HOW LONG?
In the depths of what was once Derrick's fridge. The strawberry jam swears revenge.
N: Condiment War 2: The Seal Has Been Broken
D: ^win
D: Ok. That was pretty great if I do say so myself.
N: I want to save this conversation
D: is there a way?
N: Yes. Copy Paste.
Onto word
I would do that, but that requires a mouse.
D: 7:57pm
Indeed.
I'll just copy it onto yourstoey
N: Do it
N: The jelly?
D: IT'S EVERYWHERE
N: AHHH
D: IT'S EATING ME. HELP
N: QUICK. USE TOAST!
D: I CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE! IT'S ALREADY EATEN MY LEGS.
N: GET REVENGE! EAT IT!
D: GENIUS!!!
N: I KNOW
D: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
...
OH GOD
N: WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?
D: AHHHHH
IT'S GRAPE. BUT NOW IT'S EATING ME FROM THE INSIDE.
N: GRAPE IS DANGEROUS
D: YOU'LL HAVE TO NUKE MY HOUSE FROM ORBIT, NICOLE! IT'S HUMANITY'S ONLY HOPE!
N: WAIT! I HAVE THE SOLUTION!
EAT PEANUT BUTTER! THE GRAPE JELLY WILL BE SUBDUED BY IT! IT'S LIKE A NUETRALIZER!
D: I'LL HAVE TO DRAG MYSELF TO TEH PANTRY THEN CLIMB THE SHELVES.
N: DO IT!
D: I'M TAKING THE KEYBOARD WITH ME.
N: SAVE THE WORLD!
D: NOOO! THE JELLY JUST ATE ONE OF MY ARMS!
MUST BELIEVE IN MYSELF.
I CAN DO THIS WITH ONLY ONE LIMB!
N: IT'S POSSIBLE!
D: GOT THE PEANUT BUTTER.
N: YUS
D: DAMMIT. THERE'S THAT PAPERY FOIL CRAP SEALING IT. I'LL HAVE TO USE MY TEETH TO GET IT OFF
THERE.
N: GO
D: HEY IT'S CRUNCHY!
N: IT'S EXTRA EFFECTIVE
D: THE JELLY!?
ITS
N: THE CRUNCHINESS
D: ITS TRYING TO FIGHT THE PEANUT BUTTER
N: IT WON'T LAST LONG
D: I WISH YOU WERE HERE. IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY
WAIT!
NOOOOO
N: I CAN PICTURE IT
D: THE JELLY'S GOT THE PEANUT BUTTER IN A SLEEPER HOLD!
N: IMPOSSIBLE
D: BUT WHAT'S THIS? THE JELLY HAS AN ALLY!
N: SEEDS?
D: THE KETCHUP! THE TRAITOROUS BASTARD!
N: WHAT
GET SOME MUSTARD
D:I SEEM TO HAVE STARTED A CONDIMENT CIVIL WAR!
N: IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
D: THE HORSERADDISH HAS JUST RIDDEN IN ON IT'S ONION CALVERY!
THE RANCH AND CEASER ARE DUKING IT OUT!
THE MUSTARD IS CHARGING WITH TOOTHPICKS
N: IT'S MADNESS
D: THE SOUNDS OF THE DYING AND WOUNDED FILL THE AIR!
OH THE HUGE MANATEE!
N: THE SMELL MUST BE HORENDOUS!
D: IT SMELLS LIKE A DENNY'S IN HERE.
N: AHHH!
D: IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THE JELLY AND ITS ALLIES HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED!
BUT FOR HOW LONG?
In the depths of what was once Derrick's fridge. The strawberry jam swears revenge.
N: Condiment War 2: The Seal Has Been Broken
D: ^win
D: Ok. That was pretty great if I do say so myself.
N: I want to save this conversation
D: is there a way?
N: Yes. Copy Paste.
Onto word
I would do that, but that requires a mouse.
D: 7:57pm
Indeed.
I'll just copy it onto yourstoey
N: Do it
