SPACESHIPS AND ALIENS

[Monika]

BACKSTORY: SO THERE'S THIS SPACESHIP, AND IT'S LIKE GOT HUMANS AND STUFF, AND THEN THERE'S LIKE SOME ALIENS OR SOMETHING AND THEY TRY TO KILL THE HUMANS BEFORE THE HUMANS CAN KILL THEM WITH THEIR SPACESHIPS AND THINGS, K? SO I'LL START.
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SO CAPTAIN WARP DARKMATTER WAS ON A SPACESHIP AND HE SAID TO HIS CREW "HEY CREW LET'S KILL SOME ALIENS BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US UNLESS WE KILL THEM FIRST" AND THE CREW SAID "OK" AND THEN WARP DARKMATTER FOUND AN ALIEN AND STARTED SHOOTING AND HIS CREW DID TOO AND THE ALIENS SHOT BACK.

[TEAM_DERRICK]

THEN TEH SPACE PIRATES SHOWED UP AND STARTED BOARDINGED THE ALIEN SHIP. RIDLEY WAS ALL LIKE, "HEY GUYS! HOW YA DOIN?" THEN HE FOUND SOME CARGO AND STARTED WAVING HIS ARMS AROUND LIKE A MADMAN SCREAMING, "AAAAAAHYAAAAHAYAAAH! PRESENTS! WHAT'DCHA GIVE ME?"

[Mizagium]

THEN I DESTROYED EVERYTHING AND SAID "TRY HARDER"

[TEAM_DERRICK]

I LIKE THIS. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN KEEP IT GOING!

THEN SHINJI ACCIDENTLY ALL OVER EVERYTHING, THUS RECREATING THE UNIVERSE.

[Monika]

BUT WARP DARKMATTER AND IHS SPACESHIP AND HIS CREW WERE IN THEIR OWN POCKET WORMHOLE WHEN SHINJI ACCIDENTALLY OVER EVERYTHING AND SO THEY WERE UNAFFECTED AND GOT TO BE IN THEIR OWN VERSION OF THE OLD UNVISERSE AND WARP SAID "I DON'T LIKE SHINJI HE REBIRTHED THE UNVIERSE LET'S SHOOT HIM." SO WARP'S SAPCESHIP SHOT SHINJI WITH LASER BEAMS

[TEAM_DERRICK]

BUT THEN SHINJI SAID, "GIVE... AYANAMI... BACK!" AND SHOTTED LASERS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. HIS ARM GOT SHOT OFF WITH DARKMATTER'S PLASMA BLATS BUT HE MADE NEW ARM OF AT FIELD AND WHEN TO WHERE DARKMATTER AND TRY-HARDER-MAN WAS STARTED FIGHTING.

[Mizagium]

THEN THE SPACESHIP TRANSFORMED INTO OPTIMUS THUNDERTHIGHS AND HE WENT 24TH CENTURY ON DARKMATTER'S ASS. ANS SHINJI TOO FOR GOOD MEASURE

[TEAM_DERRICK]

BUT THEN KAWORU WAS LIKE, "NO," ABD SHOTTED HIM WITH LANCE AND WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA SODOMIZE YOU!"