Chamber of Awesome

[Monika]

Upon the great suggestion of resident founder Tyler (although to be honest I was probably eventually going to get around to this anyway), I have decided to create this thread, the 'Chamber of Awesome', to list any and everything of importance that is or has ever been a part of Awesome Land. Notable weapons, artifacts, locations, people and the like will all be listed here for the reference of veterans and newcomers alike. So, without further ado, let me begin the all encompassing Chamber of Awesome!...tomorrow.

EDIT BY THE ADMIN

Confirmed participants:

Goku
Mizagium
Myrdraxxis
Calefrun
Damien
Nicool

Former Participants:

Major Xeno
TEAM_DERRICK
SEAKING

[Mizagium]

PEOPLE

Awesome Land

Seraphina: Colloquially referred to as the Goddess of Nature, she is one of the two Creator Gods of the Awesome Land country/planet/universe/etc. Doesn't interfere in planetary affairs and resides on another plane of existence. Responsible for the creation of Excalibob, the Orbs of Nature, and creating all of the original Immortals except for the Immortal of Darkness.

Delmerith: Colloquially referred to as the God of Magic, he is the second of the two Creator Gods of Awesome Land. He had to sacrifice his innate goodness to save the planet, becoming pure evil in the process. Responsible for giving magic and anti-physics to the world as well as the creation of the sword Hystoger and the Immortal of Darkness. Sealed himself inside the aforementioned sword to keep the world safe.

Leon Veralice: The first character in the Awesome Land series and formerly the Emperor of the title country, Awesome Land. After several events that we won't describe here, Leon resigned and became one of the story's main protagonists. He wields Luxumbra, a dual staff-sword, and an assortment of powers, such as dark magic, dimensional magic, illusionary magic and teleportation. He is about 22-23 years old, loves adventuring and frequently leads his companions into ridiculous situations.

Aurora Veralice: The younger sister of Leon Veralice. When she was 10, Leon banished her to an alternate dimension to ensure his position as Emperor would be unthreatened. Later, Aurora manages to escape and takes control of Awesome Land for herself. Now about 17 and a master of politics, she has since gotten back on good terms with Leon. Like her brother, she wields a variety of powers, such as dark magic, fire breath, extraordinary agility, super strength and flight.

Taenas: A young, ruthless, musclebound teen with a secret dislike for physical training. Despite this, he is a soldier in Emperor Veralice's army during Awesome Land II, and becomes one Imperatrix Aurora's top generals during Awesome Land IV. He is shown to have a soft side when dealing with women, such as Aurora and Galiana. He shares a father-son relationship with and his fiercely loyal to another general, Walter. This eventually leads to his (assumed) demise at the hands of Laurine.

Walter: Formerly a friend of Leon's prior to the events of the original Awesome Land, he was eventually banished to an alternate dimension after trying to stop the power hungry Leon. During the events of Awesome Land! (the first), Leon calls Walter up and offers him the chance to be a general in the army. Reluctantly, Walter returns to Awesome Land and briefly serves Leon before crowning himself as Emperor (and Taenas the Imperial Prince) during the War of Four Kings. After the war, Walter leaves until Awesome Land IV, where he is one of Aurora's top generals. During his life, he was never seen without his pet, a large black dragon named Dimen. He is eventually slain by Laurine due to remaining loyal to Aurora.

Alastor: A scientist hailing from Draterran, a dimension filled with shapeshifting dragons. He first appears in Awesome Land IV, where he is one of Aurora's Guardians, her highest advisors. He heads the technology of the empire and has a not so secret crush on Aurora. He is responsible for creating the RIDLEY battle suit and Heaven's Judgment, among other things. Normally shy, he gets aggressive over matters concerning his brother, and although he dislikes battle, he specializes in ice attacks and throwing knives when forced into confrontations.

Tyras: Alastor's brother and (presumably) a politician from Draterran. He first appears in Awesome Land IV as one of Aurora's Guardians and head of the Internal Affairs division of the empire. He is outgoing and fun loving to a dangerous extreme. He is quite flirtatious, which, combined with his fun loving personality, eventually leads to his death. During his life, he specialized in fire and explosion based attacks, and used a broadsword as his weapon.

Lex: A sorcerer from Draterran and another of Aurora's Guardians, head of the empire's Magic division. He is fairly cool and laid back and, even though he should be loyal to his country, he typically remains neutral in conflicts, inside the empire or otherwise. He has a great sense of justice, however, and will fight for the greater good as he sees fit, whether that means siding with the empire or against it. His magical specialization would best be described as 'Cosmic', where he uses starlight, meteors and anything he can call from outer space to attack opponents. His weapon of choice is a particularly sharp spear which can cut the fabric of space and time, allowing him to summon things from space or move from dimension to dimension as he pleases.

Galiana Bara: A former servant in Aurora's palace before Laurine took over. Her father was a general in Aurora's army. She later was injured when Laurine took over and tried to assassinate her. No idea what happened to her.

Cybele:: A wild child who wandered from place to place. She used two pistols and a natural catlike agility. Authority was her enemy. She ended up helping take down Laurine.

McJimmy: Leon Veralice's former nemesis, he was the owner of the only independent fast food restaurant in Awesome Land. He employed Johnny, Cha Cha, Derpbot, and kept PFG tied up in hsi closet, also the Time Keeper briefly hung on his wall (in his clock form). He later sold his restaurant to Leon after seeing himself rich in the Vanity Mirror, and having Leon answer his riddle. He was last seen driving off in his fancy new car to find Bill Nye the Science Guy...four seasons ago.

Derpbot: Formerly a cash register at McJimmy's, Derp-bot shut down after a massive power failure in Ausum Land, next to Awesome Land, caused by a giant rubber chicken called the Lolasaurus stepping on a power line. When the power returned, the Lolasaurus somehow channeled all the power from the land to McJimmy's. The insane amounts of energy transfered to Derp-bot caused him to malfunction and grow a mustache and roller skates. He wears a turban because he thinks it looks cool. Derp-bot ended up in Awesome Land when the Lolasaurus stepped on McJimmy's and accidentally kicked Derp-bot across the sea into Awesome Land right after having transfered all the energy from the city to Derp-bot. McJimmy's was immediately magically restored to its former fried glory after the Lolasaurus removed its foot from the roof. (This is the original fucking description.)

Amarillo Slim: A master thief with a severe case of jaundice that turned all of his skin yellow. He successfully broke into Leon's 9002 floor Tower and stole the Masamune. He later died. Leon briefly revived his corpse to retrieve the sword before dropping him back into the ground.

Bill Nye, the Science Guy: Master of Physics. Bill is the current Immortal of Space, the regulator of the physical world. He is the younger brother/cousin/something to Stansilaus Grueman, the former Time Keeper. He is usually seen in his Tower of Science, which is located in Groovy Land. The Tower has the ability to fly around and do anything the plot requires. Bill himself, aside from being able to build anything the plot requires, has a strange power to make people's heads asploe by tacking on "of Science!" to any object, however mundane.

Stansilaus Grueman/Guy Rill: Former Time Keeper, the master of the Timestream. He briefly went insane from his Immortality and attempted to take over the entire world. He went so far as to merge with RIDLEY and the Null-Void. After his defeat by Mass, he turned over a new leaf and tried to bring order to Random World, where he was killed by a combination of Karxm and Valsair. He was then fought in an alternate timeline where he and Zais met long ago. He is now dead in all incarnations.

Xadam: The 1000 swordsman, a Nobody with control over metal. He participated in the Trial of the Wind Sage, and destroyed Bill Nye's Tower of Science. His whereabouts are unknown.

Typhos Eremus/ Durzo Flint: A former soldier the Imperial army. He got injured, vanished, and came back as Durzo. Also, he's Asher from Dynasty City. Go figure.

Myrxxan: A young mage who lead a group of other mages during the Rise of the Grand Imperatrix. Served as the reincarnation of the Dark Mage, Xavian, until he was defeated by Johnny.

Viper: An illusionist companion of Myrxxan.

Konnig: A thief maybe and companion of Myrxxan.

Touleint Rinn: A soldier in the Awesome Land Imperial army. He ended up on Super Land when they invaded and died when it crashed into Awesome Land.

Carter: A young boy whose family was killed when he was young. He lived alone in the woods with two wolves until he appeared in Awesome Land around the time of Aurora's rule. He tried to take down the empire, but later joined the main party in taking down Laurine Later, he and Cybele were trapped in the Fallen paradise and traded his soul to Clyde for power and to allow them to escape. He now resides in the Fallen Paradise.

Atreides Harkon: A mysterious man who has lived many lives. He appeared in Awesome Land on an unknown mission. Later he channeled the soul of Ventus in order to grant Johnny the use of the Holy Claymore. He has since passed away in peace.

Ausum Land

Cha Cha Watsrobe: The Trumpet Hero of Ausum Land, Cha Cha journeyed to Awesome Land in search of adventure. He was hired to advertise for McJimmy's and wound up being a major player in the first two seasons of Awesome Land. He nearly defeated RIDLEY with his Hyper Freeze C, and later used his Soul Patch to keep Sarah from fading away. He recruited the Ausum Land Navy with his brother Xero, and father, Phantom, and lead the charge against CHRONO RIDLEY. Cha Cha is a heroic young man who is skilled in combat and music. He had a thing with Sarah and vanished during Awesome Land 3; his whereabouts are unknown.

Xero Watsrobe: A soldier in Queen Crider's army, he is Cha Cha's elder brother. He was once a part of the Special Land Royal Guard and later joined the War of Four Kings with his family and helped defeated CHRONO RIDLEY. He vanished after the war and has not resurfaced. Also a trumpet master.

Phantom Wastrobe: The father of both Watsrobe children who appeared out of nowhere to help them in the War of Four Kings. He has a habit of appearing and disappearing at random, so his location is usually unknown. He is the legendary leader of the Phantom Regiment. Also a trumpet master.

Helxcima Watsrobe: Another Trumpet Hero from Ausum land this is apparently related to the other Watsrobes. He showed up during the Trial of the Wind Sage.

Zento Calfrun: A swordsman from Ausum Land, who trained in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for 100 years. He appears 15, but is actually 115. He served in the Phantom Regiment and came to Awesome Land taht way, during the War of Four Kings. He got into some fights with random people before completely vanishing for unknown reasons.

Really Cool Land

Johnny Mambutoo O'Malley: The younger brother of Sarah, and only son to the king and queen of Really Cool Land, making him crown prince. Johnny journeyed to Awesome Land to rescue his sister and the Beauty Mirror from Leon Veralice, taking with him the Ugly Stick and False Shield. He disguised himself as a model for McJimmy's before joining a band of warriors who resisted Leon Veralice. He now resides in the capital city. Johnny has as an unbridled love of adventure, matched only by his love for his sister. He doesn't have any particularly unique traits, but has used the Ugly Stick the most. He was also been granted use of the Holy Claymore, the legendary weapon of Really Cool Land. He once possessed darkness powers but those were quickly forgotten about. He is about 18ish and is in a relationship with Cassandra Buresque.

Sarah Mambutoo O'Malley: Elder sister to Johnny and first in line of the throne of Really Cool Land. Sarah was captured by Leon after she pursued him for the theft of the Beauty Mirror, armed only with the True Sword. She was imprisoned in the Veral Dimension, and released through the efforts of Johnny and Cha Cha Watsrobe. She is anything but a helpless princess and routinely kicks everyone's ass. She is stubborn and hardheaded, but more serious than Johnny. Sarah also once possessed Null-Void powers, but those were quickly forgotten about. About 20ish, she and Cha Cha had a "thing" for a bit before she "thing" with Knox. Her relationship status is listed as "complicated". She currently resides in the capital and is slowly being adjusted to statecraft.

Cassandra Buresque: Johnny's girlfriend. She showed up in Awesome Land 3: Trial of the Wind Sage. She wields a bow and that's about it. She really didn't do anything. She's about Johnny's age, and alternates between timid and determined. She's been friends with the prince since they were children and was sent reluctantly after the siblings by the King and Queen after they didn't return. Now she lives in the capital with Johnny. She doesn't really like adventures that much.

King Randolph: Randolph Mambutoo O'Malley, king of Really Cool Land. Sarah inherited her stubbornness from him, as well as his unyielding sense of justice.

Queen Francine: Francine Mambutoo O'Malley, queen of Really Cool Land. Johnny inherited his mother's easygoing attitude, as she is more likely than her husband to step back and consider a situation from both sides.

Ventus: Legendary hero/founder of Really Cool Land and wielder of the Holy Claymore. He possessed Trey during the climax of Awesome Land IV in order to give Johnny the use of the Holy Claymore, a sword only used by true heroes of Really Cool Land.

Special Land

Queen Crider: Formerly the Queen of Special Land until it was taken over by Laurine during Awesome Land IV. Disgustingly obese and eternally hungry, during her reign as queen her servants would feed any and everything they could find to her for fear of being eaten themselves.

Fun Land

Ridley Ridley: Otherwise known only by his first name, he and his brother and sister are known collectively of the Ridley Siblings. He is a purple Pterodactly. Ridley once lived with his middle class family in the Uncharted Mountains of Fun Land until they both died of black lung. One day, Ridley was out hunting for food and got kidnapped by Leon Veralice. After the Time Keeper was defeated, Ridley returned to his normal state and rejoined his siblings. The three of them have been a part of many adventures since then. He has returned to his home in the mountains.

Rachel Ridley: Ridley's younger sister. She is green in color and is always looking for a new adventure. She looked after Riley when Ridley went missing and had to grow up fast. Now she lives in the Mountains with her brothers.

Riley Ridley: The youngest of the Ridley siblings, Riley is red in color with a temper to match. He is agitated easily and tends to set things on fire with no warning. He can be something of a brat sometimes, but is a trustworthy companion. Now lives in the Mountains and spends his time terrorizing goat herds.

Knox: Former Ace of Hearts in Organization XXI. Knox was found on the streets of Fun Land and raised to be a skilled blackjack player when he was discovered to have an incredible Focus. The girl he ended up loving betrayed the Organization, so he was depressed and moody for a while, especially after he had to kill her. Sarah managed to bring him out of his funk by giving him hot hardcore sex. He then wandered to Random World where he has become the new Time Keeper and now spends his days moping around the Clock Tower.

Jace: Former King of Hearts of Organization XXI. Jace was known for his quick to act attitude and heavy-handed way of disciplining Crass. Like all of the Suits, Jace possess the ability to Focus, and accelerate his body to the point where it appears time slows down for a bit. He uses cards as his main weapons and also a diamond net to trap enemies. Jace has since become the Ace of Hearts.

Sherri: Queen of Hearts of Organization XXI. She is much smarter than Jace, but also quicker to anger. She views Crass like the bratty younger brother he wishes she never had. She has fairly average Focus powers and reaction time. She has mellowed out somewhat.

Crass: Former Jack of Hearts of Organization XXI. He has a narrow view of the world and doesn't know a whole lot. He's typically viewed as an annoyance by his teammates, but they have since seen his true value. He is now the King of Hearts, having grown up significantly in his adventures.

Jiir-Row: Ace of Clovers, the elite fifth suit of Organization XXI, she later betrayed the Organization with her teammates for reasons which are not fully understood. She loved Knox through it all, which destroyed him when he had to kill her. The Clover suit has not been reinstated, and her betrayal had turned the Organization from a criminal group into a legitimate fighting organization, suggesting that this was her goal all along.

Suunatt Ara: Ace of Suits in Organization XXI, the highest position, making him the effective ruler. He is the one who adopted Knox and later reformed the Organization. He has appeared only a handful of times, and it is doubtful how much of an impact he has had on the saga.

Super Land

Random World

Goziad: A former interdimensional traveler who wound up in Random World. He ruled from a castle with Azuera, his sword. He vanished while rebuilding Rhikonyn.

Iyephra: The Scorching Wind, Guardian of Rhikonyn, an archer who possessed a fire bow and grudge for Goziad, who destroyed his home town. He disappeared while pursuing Goziad.

Sindri: A shadow mage that Zais brought to Random World in order to serve in his empire. He was kind of cool, but a jerk.

Valsair Scendite/Superion/Raiden: Came to Random World from Earth in search of some kind of plot items. Something about elemental orbs. Guess he didn't know about the Orbs of Nature, or the were different. I don't know. Superion is his nickname, but Raiden is his alter ego. Confusing. He killed the Time Keeper, and then disappeared.

Aev'Uldron Theska: A warrior-mage and former mentor to Stansilaus Grueman before he became the Time Keeper. Theska was imprisoned in the Crystallus, an interdimensional prison when the Time Keeper went evil. He later joined him in reinventing himself in Random World. He currently resides in the Clock Tower with Knox, having nowhere else to go. He uses a spellblade called Sillmandaron.

Torran: Former interdimensional thief who was captured and imprisoned in the Crystallus. He was released when the Time Keeper freed Theska and joined them in bringing order to Random World. Was was killed in a duel with Gree, but thanks to time traveling he came back to life and is now the Jack of Hearts in Organization XXI. He had a brief affair with the Fire Elemental, Vespi, but that ended when she became a spirit again.

Havoc Squad: Taler, Corr, Vin, Dermon; an elite squad assigned by Zais to explore the reached of Random World and other secrets. They show a talent not seen in a long time and will most likely be used for other purposes in the future. They participated in the battle at the City of Mists, and appeared a handful of other times.

Gree: Torran's archnemesis. He was a soldier in Zais's army and frequently clashed with Torran. They ended up killing each other, but thanks to meddling with time, he's alive, probably.

Karxm: An agent of Chaos spawned in Random World to cause trouble. He uses a trumpet called Entropy, and can summon Banshees. Chaos magic is colored green, gold, and black. He helped kill the first Time Keeper and the Water Guardian, becoming the guardian of the Water Orb. In the alternate timeline, he was a servant to Zais and the Time Keeper. His whereabouts are unknown.

Noelani Taima: A water mage who appeared in Random World. She participated little in the actual story. She created a water clone called Tulia who shares all her memories. They separated during the time-travel arc before reuniting at the end. Her whereabouts are currently unknown.

RIDLEY Forms

R.I.D.L.E.Y.: Rabid Evil Intelligent Dragon Led to Eliminate You. The first of the many incarnations of our favorite Pterodactyl. He was captured by Leon Veralice prior to the original series and corrupted with the power of Hystoger.

NeoRIDLEY: An upgraded form of RIDLEY that resulted when Johnny hit him with the Ugly Stick. This form had three heads that spewed Fire, Ice, and Lazah, and no ears so that it was immune to the Hyper Freeze C attack of Cha Cha. It got WTFPWND by Salvatore upon his arrival.

OMEGA RIDLEY: A form of RIDLEY created when the Time Keeper brought him back to live with his time hax powers and then infused him with Null Void powers. OMEGA RIDLEY was the Time Keeper's main general for a time, easily defeating Walter and Taenas's dragon riders.

CHRONO RIDLEY: A form of RIDLEY created when the Time Keeper fused himself with OMEGA RIDLEY. CHRONO RIDLEY grew to an impossibly large size and began to absorb the surrounding lands into himself, which was the Null-Void; CHRONO RIDLEY held a mini version of the Null-Void within himself. He was defeated when Mass haxed his mind.

Aero Ridley: A form of RIDLEY created after infusing Ridley with power from the Orb of Wind. This form was created by Raphael in an attempt to stop Leon from being a danger to himself or others any longer. This form has the ability to dissipate into air and was defeated...Actually, it wasn't. Tyler decided to take control of Ridley and the battle ended abruptly.

Metallo Ridley: A robotic form of RIDLEY created during Awesome Land 3 by Seth, used as his main weapon on his assault against Really Cool Land to find the short lived Scrolls of Science. Apparently having had these powers for some time, Princess Sarah creates a barrier of concentrated Null-Void energy and flings it outward, destroying Metallo Ridley. She then hacks away at its limbs to make sure it stays destroyed.

Metallo Ridley Deluxe: Because what good is an engineer if he doesn't make Version 2.0? This is an upgraded from of Metallo Ridley created by Seth offscreen during the events of Omega World. To continue his master plan, Seth needed to practice using magic, and rather than learn it himself he decides to steal Leon's staff, Telumbra. To this end, Seth tracks down Leon and the protagonists at Pyresian Mountain, snatches the staff and calls Metallo Ridley Deluxe to keep them at bay. Far improved over the original, Metallo Ridley comes with more laser beams, an almost indestructible exterior, improved AI and the ability to turn invisible. This form is never defeated; Seth uses it to escape after his experimentation with magic is over.

Other

Narrator: The motherfucking narrator.

Captain Clever: Narrator's sidekick.

Dolf Holfhhagen: Destroyer of Worlds and Giver of Battle Axe lessons.

Dante/Il Cacciatore: An interdimensional traveler. Dante showed up and WTFPWND NeoRidley before basically vanishing forever. He left behind his brother, Salvatore.

Salvatore: Another minor character with minor impact. He is Dante's brother, appeared in Awesome Land after Dante vanished. He journeyed with Johnny and co for a while before disappearing.

Perverted Fat Guy (PFG): Originally appeared as a prisoner of McJimmy, bound and gagged in his closet, he since escaped and has caused panic and chaos and fear wherever he goes. He is a large, morbidly obese man, dressed only in a too-small tube top, fishnets, and high heels. He is covered and cocoa butter and usually is on fire. He attempts to rape just about everyone and everything. By a cruel twist of fate, it was revealed that he is actually the master of Portals, and resides in the Hall of Portals, the dimension connecting all of the shortcuts across the world. Needless to say, portal travel is looked upon with fear.

Zais: Current Immortal of Darkness. He wandered into Awesome Land during the War of Four Kings, or slightly thereafter, and proceeded to cause mayhem wherever he went. Zais is a curious characters, holding no allegiance other than to himself. He began his time in Awesome Land affably evil, and slowly degraded into batshit insane. He's polite, snarky, and sadistic. He does whatever he wants, whenever he wants, to whomever he wants. Zais has alternated between causing mischief, helping the heroes, helping the villains, BEING a villain, and back again. It seems he keeps the world from getting destroyed because he may wish to destroy it at a later date. Who can say?

Motevator666: An emperor from another dimension. He wandered into Awesome Land during Walter and Taenas's revolt, as well as the Time Keeper's bid for power, making him the fourth player in the War of Four Kings. He was defeated somehow.

Tetsuo: A teenage psychic from another dimension. He has the power to do just about anything he wants and frequently clashes with Narrator.

Shtoople/Wikipeede: Horrible Grammer Imitation Krab Meat Man. He speaks with such horrible grammar than the universe bends around him. Once, he spoke a sentence so horrible, he attained perfect grammar and became Wikipeede, another character who clashed with Narrator.

Cow-man: Cow version of PFG. He has an utter that shoots justice milk and can mitosis himself into an army of Cow-men. He appears at inopportune times to cause mayhem.

Matteas Bohr: Kind of a jerk. He showed up as a new character during the quest for the Earth Orb in the Sea of Sand. He had some telekinetic powers and aided the group slightly. He ended up staying behind instead of joining. Also, he may or may not have been killed by a new foe that may or may not appear. If he's still alive, he's in the Sea of Sand somewhere. If not, he's dead.

Hermit: A fucking hermit from the Sea of Sand. Master martial artist I guess. Dunno. Did stuff. Probably with Bill Nye.

Mari Cordula: Another one of Nicole's characters. She was there in Omega World, during the search for the Earth Orb. Can't remember what her powers were. Oh well, I think she stayed behind.

H'razia: Former Guardian of the Earth Orb. She made her home in the Sea of Sand and battle the heroes.

Seth: A star college student, multidisciplinary scientist and engineer originally from Earth (our Earth) and a strong believer in the laws of Physics. He was banished from college after performing cruel experiments on infants and subsequently found himself in Awesome Land, where physics means absolutely nothing. In Awesome Land II, he attempts to bring order to the realm by waging war on Really Cool Land, but his attempts are quickly squashed. During Awesome Land 3 and its sequel, Omega World, it is revealed that after his defeat, Seth found his home in another dimension, the Final Realm, from which he orchestrated a plot to take the four Orbs of Nature and use their power and the power of the Final Realm to rule over all dimensions and bring the laws of physics into them. In the climax of Omega World, Seth successfully absorbs the Orbs of Nature and becomes the God of Nature itself, but he is defeated by a joint effort from Leon, Johnny, Sarah, Knox, Mari and a host of other characters. Throughout his appearances, Seth's powers change dramatically. He starts with basic chemistry based attacks, using home-made explosives to do his bidding. He eventually creates Metallo Ridley, an enormous robotic dragon, to assault Really Cool Land. In an ironic twist of fate, he ends by abandoning science in favor of unlimited control over the elements.

Laurine: A famous actress and politician from Draterran, a dimension consisting primarily of dragons. She secretly harbored a grudge against Aurora and, upon being appointed as Aurora's top advisor, Laurine plotted to have Aurora overthrown. Laurine succeeds and uses her stolen Empress position to wage war on every other country she can find. She is responsible for taking control of Super Land, Special Land and most of the events that happen in Awesome Land IV. At the story's climax, the heroes trap Laurine inside the Null-Void where she is slowly eaten away. Before she fades from existence, she uses her last breath to send Super Land plummeting into the ground. Laurine is a dragon in human form and has supernatural strength, agility, claws and wings hidden beneath her robe. She specializes in all forms of poison, and most often uses toxic substances to kill and incapacitate her enemies.

Dace Lorren: A time traveler from the future. Came back to do something and ended up almost causing an alternate timeline. It was fixed. Dace is somewhere.

Marcus' characters: Usually nonsensical to the extreme and black. Almost always black. Such examples include HOVA/Da Rock, the Gears, Cob Commando, Brock Obama, Blade "Malcolm X" HArvey Jones, and Fox McDesuburg.. Universally reviled.

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PLACES

Awesome Land: The collective name for most of the world, it is also the largest nation/realm/dimension/thing in the world. It is most known for the complete absence of physics. Leon's Tower of 9002 Floors once lorded over the land whilst he attempted to eliminate McJimmy's fast food restaurants. Currently, the capital city is Dynasty City, which is ruled by the benevolent Imperatrix, Aurora Veralice.

Ausum Land: A kingdom located across the sea(?) to the east(?) of Awesome Land. Known for its significant brass instruments. Home of the heroic Watsrobe family.

Really Cool Land: A kingdom to the south(?) of Awesome Land, separated by a sea of some sort. Currently ruled by the Mambutoo O'Malley family.

Veraland: An island located off the coast of Awesome Land, on which is a single shack that is the entrance to the Veral Dimension.

Special Land: An underwater land located beneath(?) Awesome Land. Rules over by the fat Queen Crider. Physics matter even less here than in Awesome Land as anyone who goes down there can breath just fine.

Fun Land: a strange land to the northwest(?) of Awesome Land, separated by the Uncharted Mountains. Not much is know about Fun Land other than it was once at the mercy of the criminal blackjack group known as Organization XXI. Org. has since reformed their criminal ways (as well as blackjack playing) and become a major player in the Fun Land government.

Groovy Land: a relatively unexplored land to the northeast(?) of Awesome Land. It is characterized by its vast open plains colored in psychedelic patterns. Such Groovy Plains are so psychedelic that many people's head asplode from the mere sight of them. Groovy Land is the home of Bill Nye, the Science Guy and his Tower of Science!

Super Land: A large land mass that once floated in the sky above Awesome Land, held aloft by the powerful Orb of Wind. Home to a race of bird like, angelic creatures, it was originally ruled as a theocracy by Raphael de la Viento. Eventually, Raphael disappeared, the Orb was taken by Leon and the entire continent was sent to the ground by a massive superweapon. Currently on the ground in the middle of Awesome Land, home to the few natives who didn't die or flee.

Random World: The largest region aside from Awesome Land, possibly even larger. It is located somewhere far away. Much of its history is lost and forgotten. The geography shits around randomly, with only the Stagnant Place remaining stationary. The current Time Keeper, Knox, lives there is the Third Clock Tower. It was the former resting place of the Water Orb, in the City of Mist.

Sea of Sand: A vast expanse of desert, very much like an ocean. It was once the resting place of the Earth Orb and its guardian, H'razia. Presumably, it is located near Pyresian Mountain.

Pyresian Mountain: A volcano. Former resting place of the Fire Orb. Once ruled by a queen, Cynthia, until it was destroyed by Dante.

Fallen Paradise: A location accessible only through a portal in Super Land. Home to Clyde, a former soldier in the Super Land army who sacrificed his soul to become a powerful, enormous demon. The Fallen Paradise serves as his permanent home, and - as Awesome Land's analogue to Hell - presumably the home of all deceased sinners as well.

Veral Dimension: A pocket dimension created by a young Leon Veralice. It is only accessible through the shack on Verland. It has since become part of the Null-Void and is no longer a separate place.

Null-Void: A dimension on the edge of reality. It is a place of nonexistence and timelessness. It is impossible to escape from it, despite this, Narrator escaped at least once.

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THINGS

Weapons

Excalibob: The legendary sword of Awesome Land, forged by the Goddess of Nature, Seraphina, originally responsible for preserving balance throughout the country. Eventually this sword was stolen by Bob, throwing off the balance of the country and leading to many an unfortunate event.

Hystoger: The Blade of Chaos, a short sword created by and inextricably linked to the evil God of Magic, Delmerith. While normally kept in harmony with Excalibob, once Excalibob was stolen Hystoger's negative influence was allowed to spread throughout the land unchecked. Prior to the original series it telepathically spoke to Leon and forced him to draw the sword from its pedestal. After this act, Leon slowly became possessed by the blade, causing him to become a corrupt ruler and, consequently, the original main antagonist. It is a relic of unimaginable power; forged by one of the founding gods of Awesome Land, it has the uncanny ability to significantly amplify the abilities of its wielder and works specifically well with users of dark magic. Under the influence of the sword, Leon is shown to be able to walk through fire unscathed, brainwash and possess civilians, raise entire buildings with minimal effort and inspire chaos and confusion in otherwise orderly people. It is unknown how many of these things he was able to do before laying his hands upon the sword, but it is implied that without the blade Leon is significantly weaker. After realizing the effect the sword had on him, Leon abandoned it in favor of the Masamune. Eventually, Leon shatters Hystoger into hundreds of shards, hoping to get rid of it forever.

Masamune: The Blade of Wind and Light, a lengthy katana forged by an ancient tribe of Super Land, specifically created to lead the tribe to victory in a war against Awesome Land. The sword was deliberately cursed so that should it ever be removed from its native land, the lands of the sky, sea and earth (Super Land, Special Land and Awesome Land, respectively) and their monarchs would forever be cursed. Eventually, Leon steals the sword while under the influence of Hystoger, causing the Super Land natives to transform into bird creatures, the Queen of Special Land to become a hideous monster and all of Awesome Land to be...yea. The Masamune is then stolen by an expert thief named Amarillo Slim. The sword grants the holder nigh unlimited control over light magic, and a single swing from it can send blades of air straight forward, hence its nickname. Eventually the sword is taken by Seth and transformed into a new weapon, Luxumbra.

Telumbra: The Staff of Shadows, a weapon created by Leon after he abandons Hystoger but before he recovers Masamune from Amarillo Slim. It is a fairly nice looking staff, but not as ornate as it would be if Leon had still been the Emperor when he created it. It has four spherical slots to hold the Orbs of Nature, and extends into a spear upon command. Presumably it grants the wielder dark magical powers, but as Leon created it and was already a dark sorcerer, it had no noticeable effect on him in that regard. Eventually the staff is taken by Seth and fused with the Masamune to form Luxumbra.

Luxumbra: A weapon without a nickname. Go figure. Seth creates this sword during the climax of Omega World, when he decides that he needs the power of Light and Darkness in addition to Nature in order to defeat the protagonist. The fusion of Masamune and Telumbra, it appears as a large Zweihander (a two handed sword) with an unusually long hilt. Upon his defeat, Seth graciously returns the blade to Leon. A sword of both Light and Darkness, Leon's dark magic powers are shown to increase slightly, and his light magic powers (which he didn't really have before then) increase dramatically while he uses it. Currently in Leon's possession.

Heaven's Judgment: A more modern day weapon, this is neither sword nor spear, neither knife nor bow, neither...It's a giant energy cannon, essentially. Created by Laurine to wage war on all nearby countries, Heaven's Judgment is a triple barreled superweapon with power equivalent to the Death Star. Powered by Power and Siphon Crystals, the weapon is shown to take down all of Super Land and all 9002 floors Awesome Land's Imperial Tower in a single shot. In a rare act of pseudo goodness, Zais gets rid of the weapon by Awesome Land IV's climax. (Pseudo goodness - As the weapon was about to explode, Zais teleported it to the Fallen Paradise as a 'gift' for Clyde.)

RIDLEY Suit: An armored battle suit created by Alastor, the head of Awesome Land's technology division. It grants the wearer super strength, the ability to fly and shoot laser beams, and the ability to pick things up with the suit's long tail. Modeled after RIDLEY, the suit naturally has a dragon like appearance. Only one was created; during a test in which Alastor's assistant, Phiro, was to try the suit on, Phiro went crazy with power and tried to kidnap Galiana Bara. The suit is presumably buried in the Awesome Land Crystal Mines.

Artifacts of Wisdom

The Ugly Stick: One of the Artifacts of Wisdom, the treasured relics of Really Cool Land. It possesses the ability to bring out the inner ugliness of whatever it strikes. Or it transforms it into something hideous and ever harder to defeat. The exact parameters of its use and abilities are not well known. It was the first Artifact to be seen, although its status as such was not known at the time. To this date, it has only been wielded by Johnny, although Cha Cha Wastrobe possessed it for a short time.

The False Shield: One of the Artifacts of Wisdom and the second to be encountered. It creates an undetectable illusion over the wielder, to the point that nobody is even able to sense the presence of the Shield. It was first used by Johnny to infiltrate McJimmy's restaurant in Awesome Land in order to locate his sister. Of the Artifacts, the False Shield is the one with the most well known abilities.

The True Sword: The Third Artifact of Wisdom. The True Sword grants the user the ability to destroy any illusion or enchantment. The True Sword was taken by Sarah in order to locate the Beauty Mirror, but was given to Cha Cha after she was trapped in the Veral Dimension. It has changed hands a few times, but ultimately became Sarah's weapon of choice.

The Beauty Mirror: The most mysterious of the Artifacts of Wisdom, the Mirror's abilities are still not well understood. To date, the Mirror's power has not been used except in conjunction with the other Artifacts in order to bring Sarah back from the edge of reality. It was stolen by Leon Veralice and corrupted into the Vanity Mirror.

The Vanity Mirror: The corrupted form of the Beauty Mirror that was used to show McJimmy what he most desired. Aside from that, the other powers of the Vanity Mirror are not well understood, like its purified form. The Vanity Mirror ceased to exist once Johnny used the True Sword on it and broke Leon's spell.

Orbs of Nature

Orb of Fire: One of the four Orbs of Nature, relics created by the goddess Seraphina eons before the original Awesome Land series. It grants its holder unlimited control over and creation of the classical element, Fire. Its original guardian was Cynthia, Queen of Pyresia. Due to the circumstances surrounding the Orb being taken, the extent of its power was never seen. This is the third to be collected by Leon and company.

Orb of Water: One of the Four Orbs of Nature, this one grants its holder the ability to create and manipulate sources of water. Originally guarded by Karxm of Random World, he used it in conjunction with seven Chaos Emeralds nondescript gemstones to transform into Perfect Chaos. This is the last Orb taken by Leon and company.

Orb of Earth: Another of the Four Orbs of Nature, one that grants its holder control over sand, dirt, and anything 'earthly'. H'razia, its original guardian, is shown to use it to create sand wyrms and storms, and she eventually transforms into a giant sand demon with it. After her defeat, Leon takes the Orb, making it the second one his group collected. Leon is shown to use the Orb for relatively small tasks, such as summoning massive pillars of earth from the ground to hop across.

Orb of Wind: The first of the Orbs collected by Leon and company, this was originally guarded by Raphael de la Viento. It is shown to be uncannily powerful, even as far as the Orbs go, as it was once responsible for keeping all of Super Land suspended in mid air.

Other Items

Power Crystals: A unique crystal native to Awesome Land, a single Power Crystal is capable of outputting gigajoules of energy. The mining, refining and studying of Power Crystals is currently being studied by Awesome Land's technology division.

Siphon Crystals: Another unique crystal native to Awesome Land, Siphon Crystals are essentially anti Power Crystals; they siphon energy from other objects. In the few objects the Crystals are used in thus far, Siphon Crystals have the role of preventing the Power Crystals from overloading the machinery by drawing off excess energy. Because of the Crystals' nature, a Siphon Crystal placed directly next to a Power Crystal causes a violent reaction; as the energy flows from the Power Crystal to the Siphon Crystal, the Power Crystal becomes an empty Siphon Crystal and the Siphon Crystal becomes a full Power Crystal. The new Siphon Crystal thus tries to take its energy back and the new Power Crystal hurriedly tries to give the energy back. Thus, the energy keeps moving back and forth between the two Crystals, growing in intensity each time until all of the energy escapes in one massive burst. This reaction forms the basis of the superweapon, Heaven's Judgment.

Alspire: A pillar located near the back of Awesome Land's Imperial Tower. Created by Seth while he was in his God of Nature form, it presumably contains much magical power. In Awesome Land 5, Chancellor Awesome is able to restore the entire postwar country in a matter of seconds.

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EVENTS

Reign of the Mad Emperor: Leon found Hystoger and it corrupted him. He took over all of Awesome Land except for McJimmy's fast food restaurant. Leon tried to recruit Johnny over to his side, but his negotiations were interrupted by Derpbot and Narrator. Eventually Cha Cha appeared and Leon summoned RIDLEY and there was a cool fight scene, until Johnny mutated it with the Ugly Stick. Then Dante appeared and killed it. Johnny revealed himself as the prince of Really Cool Land, McJimmy sold his restaurant to Leon (who renamed it Omnistar), and Narrator founded Taco Bell - 8 franchises with a 6th in construction. Leon went to Omnistar, and found that the Time Keeper offered to help him. There was a brief conflict between the two restaurants. Then everyone went on an adventure to Veraland, were we discovered that Sarah was trapped in the Veral Dimension. Cha Cha saved her from fading away. Leon became Captain L and Johnny snuck onto his ship, which sank. They ended up in Special Land. Underwater. Then they got back to the surface and found that Walter and Taenas had taken over the Empire. Also the Time Keeper decided he wanted to be in charge. Then Motivator appeared out of nowhere. Thus began the War of Four Kings.

War of Four Kings: Leon, Walter, the Time Keeper, and Motevator engaged in a heated war for control of Awesome Land. The Time Keeper resurrected Leon's Tower and RIDLEY, and infused him with the Null-Void to make OMEGA RIDLEY. OMEGA RIDLEY defeated Walter and Taenas's Dragon Riders, Narrator shot Taenas, Motevator send his clone army after Leon. Eventually, the Time Keeper got fed up with it all and fused himself with OMEGA RIDLEY, creating CHRONO RIDLEY, which absorbed all of Awesome Land into himself, which was in the Null-Void. Johnny and Cha Cha eventually resurrect Sarah from the Null-Void thanks to the Artifacts of Wisdom. Then Mass killed the Time Keeper.

Journey to Super Land

Trial of the Wind Sage

War for Random World

Quest for the Orbs of Nature

Rise of the Grand Imperatrix