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Post by Monika on Mar 5, 2011 21:34:35 GMT -5
Oh, newcomers. The blood to the circulatory system of Awesome Land. Without fresh characters coming every five seconds I doubt Awesome Land would have gotten as popular as it did. As such, all new characters will go here to keep up with Awesome Land's delicious blood... The above post is quoted word from word from the first Official New Character Thread! HOW FITTING. Allow me to show you how this thread works: Name: Giggles the Clown Age: Unknown, presumably in his mid 30s Title: Lord of the Unfunny Appearance: Overweight, balding, short, stocky, and overall he does not look like the kind of man you'd want entertaining your children. Oh, and he's a clown. Red rubber nose, enormous shoes, white gloves, make up, polka dotted pajama-like outfit and orange tufts of hair on each side of his head. Description: Hates his life, hates his job, suffers from amnesia. He was told he was a clown by Aurora, and so that's what he does, much to his chagrin. Deliberately tells unfunny jokes in a hope to get fired and make something of his life. Doesn't like children, or anyone, really. Speaks in what sounds like a forced New York accent and gruff voice. Weapon: A scarf, his jokes and pseudo magic tricks. The kind that a bad stage magician might use. Powers: The ability to tell jokes that are really, really bad. It's almost as if he's not trying to be funny at all... Short History: Not much is known about Giggles. Aurora found a man shortly after the Rise of the Grand Imperatrix War, asked him to be the Imperial Court Jester, and the rest was history. History that should probably go in this section if I knew what it was. Alignment: Unfunny Neutral Theme Song: DOINK THE CLOWN |
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 21:42:00 GMT -5
Name: Stella Age: 19ish Title: Space ninja Description:   Personality: She is insanely upbeat, like to a sickening level. She frequently acts without thinking things through, or making sense. She can be childish to the point of selfishness, She likes to give people nicknames. History: She is a ninja trainee from the land of Far Out. After a certain incident involving a bowl of chicken Alfredo, she was asked (ordered) to go away for a short time and have an adventure. Weapons: glowing neon green shurikens and a glowing neon blue katana (she likes to make lightsaber noises when she swings it). Powers: She is a master of free-running and parkour. Also, all of her ninja attacks have space-themed names. Attacks called so far: Planetary Nebula Spin Attack! YOU SHALL NOT PASS EVENT HORIZON PAWNCH DOUBLE EVENT HORIZON PAWNCH! Planet Buster Asteroid Toss! Solar Prominence Slash! Northern Lights Shield! Electric Meteor Shower Barrage! Super Escape Velocity Kick! Dopplar Redshift Toss! Other: Despite her free-running skills, she rides around on a mini UFO that almost to small for her. The UFO has compartments that do stuff. Alignment: Chaotic whatever Favorite Movie: Her favorite movie is A Streetcar Name Desire because of Marlon Brando. the actual meaning of the story escapes her. Tropes: ActionGirlCallingYourAttacksChaoticGoodCloudcukoolanderHiglyVisibleNinjaHotChickWithASwordKatanasAreJustBetterLittleMissBadassStupidGoodYouGottaHavePinkHair |
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 5, 2011 21:52:33 GMT -5
Name: The Doctor Rank/Title: The Doctor Purpose: .....uh.......hmmm.....Fun. Weapons: Who needs those? Bloody barbaric buffoons. Sonic Screwdrivers, now thats the way to go. Powers: Genius, possibly the smartest thing alive, Amazing regeneration, and the ability to sprint like an Olympic Athlete for up to ten minutes. Transport: The TARDIS. Needs no explanation. Alignment: Chaotic Good. Or True Irritating, to the bad guys. Or Chaotic Neutral, if you piss him off majorly. But whatever he is, he is always True Funny and True AWESOME. Age: Hey, what's that? History: The Doctor is now into his Tenth Regeneration, and we are ignoring the fact he should have regenerated by now. Call this After Martha, Before Donna-Bitch.  |
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 5, 2011 22:01:34 GMT -5
Name: Azzi Thundercougerfalconbird
age: 19
Title: Vampire Ninja
description: Black ninja garb as well as a black long-coat. Often wears sunglasses as well. Blue eyes, black hair.
weapons: Carries two hidden wrist blade, two short swords and HIS FUCKING TEETH.
powers: He's a goddamn vampire ninja. (also the uncanny knack to "adapt" to different professions)
history: Azzi was born into a ninja clan from Really Cool Land, and not much else is known about his origins. At some point he got into a bar fight with a vampire and came out with a little bit of "blood poisoning". He goes around being a ninja and taking jobs when needed.
Other: He's addicted to garlic.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 5, 2011 22:01:44 GMT -5
Name: Cale Efrun Age: 18 Appearance: Like this:  But with the blue parts of the jacket black instead. Description: Unlike Zento Calfrun, he is usually calm, and attempts to think things through rationally. It takes a decent amount of effort to make him angry, and he is best described as being extremely chill. Weapon: Though Cale has never been a part of any military, he has trained to use multiple varieties of weapons. He is a rather skilled swordsman (not as much so as Zento), and can also use daggers, and is a pretty good shot with a bow. He doesn't currently posses any weapons, except for a few wooden swords. I'll figure out how to give him a real weapon later. Powers: Unless I decide that I should have powers later, for now I'll just say that he has none. Short History: Cale has lived in Awesome Land his entire life, and hasn't done anything particularly interesting or exciting (Zento had an entire story behind how he got his magic sword and stuff, but I never got around to writing it). He just lived a normal life in a small town, training in his family's craft as a butcher. He trained in various weapons under a man living in the village, but never had any real reason to use them. One day, his younger cousin, Zento Calfrun arrived, having been sent to stay with nearby family after being severely injured in the War of Four Kings. He lived with Cale's family for a while, then left, apparently having some unfinished business he needed to take care of. Alignment: Lawful Neutral |
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Post by Monika on Mar 5, 2011 22:32:52 GMT -5
I'll put abridged versions of the two rulers as a reference point.
Names: Aurora Veralice and Chancellor Awesome
Ages: 17ish and unknown
Titles: Grand Imperatrix and Chancellor of the Awesome Land Empire
Appearances: Aurora - Not tall, but not short either. Average height, really. Always wears a dark purple robe with the Awesome Land insignia on it, a sign of her rule as Imperatrix. Fair skin and face, Aurora has gotten out of the habit of wearing the hood part of her robe. Blue eyes and silver-ish hair currently in pigtails. Large bulges near the back of her robe where her wings are.
Chancellor Awesome - Physical appearance is unknown. Wears a thick suit of armor (similar to Exdeath of FFV) designed by himself with aid from Really Cool Land. Armor is adorned with the Awesome Land insignia.
Descriptions: Aurora - Relatively carefree despite presiding over such a large empire. Loves fun things, fairness and her brother above all else.
Chancellor Awesome - The serious member of the duo. Exceptionally polite, eloquent, and loyal to Aurora, despite the many problems he has with her rule. Typically offers sound advice in a calming voice that does not quite fit his armored appearance.
Weapons: Aurora's wings can transform into swords and Chancellor Awesome wields a magical sword hidden inside a golden staff as well as a mirror shield enchanted with dimension magic.
Powers: Aurora is an accomplished dark sorceress and has superhuman speed and strength. Chancellor Awesome can use powerful elemental magic while near the Alspire and has mastery over astral projection.
Short History: Aurora - Leon Veralice's sister, banished from Awesome Land around the age of 10, came back around the age of 17 to take over. Absorbed the powers of a dragon sometime in between.
Chancellor Awesome - Seems to have known Aurora for quite some time. Is technically deceased; he is a spirit inhabiting a corpse, which is why he always wears armor. Not much else is known.
Alignment: Imperial (That is to say, they will do whatever is in the best interest of the empire, good, bad or in between.)
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 22:56:06 GMT -5
Name: TEAM_DERRICK
Age: Fuck if I know
Title: Read name
Appearance: Overly muscular version of myself. like to grotesque proportions.
Description: Has mellowed out over the years into a deadpan snarker. Or something
Weapon: fists
Powers: Sooooooo OP.
Short History: Keeps being rewritten to better suit his needs. Dad my be Himself... ew.
Alignment: Lawful Dr. Doom
Theme Song: Back the Fuck Up While We Fuck This Track Up
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 15:57:48 GMT -5
Name/Callsign: Havoc Squad members: -Sergeant Taler Sergeant of the squad and leader since the squad's formation during the war with the Time Keeper -Private Vin A former Shadow Hunter - a sect of the Shadow Army- who was chosen as the final member of Havoc Squad. -Private Corr A quiet and reserved member, best known for his gratuitous use of explosives Private Gree Originally fromt eh same assassin Sect as Vin, chosen specifically by Zais to infiltrate and assassinate the Time Keeper. While failing in that task, Gree managed to impress Zais enough to allow him to live as a personal guard. When the fourth member of Havoc Squad -Darman- was killed in combat, Gree was chosen to fill the spot. appearance:  Name: Sindri age:  title/rank: Head General appearance: Nothing baout him can be seen aside from a tattered back cloak. and occasionally two glowing eyes from beneath his hood bio: Sindri is a shadow mage that appeared during Zais early conquest of Random World. A general in Zais' army and the man's closest advisor/lackey. |
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 6, 2011 16:40:17 GMT -5
SSSSSIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2011 16:46:13 GMT -5
you totally need to be at the party
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Post by Bruce Leroy on Mar 6, 2011 22:51:21 GMT -5
Name: Captain Knerokin Mandigno
age: 28
description: Wears a white military hat and suit with a black cane.
weapon: cane turns into a chain staff with a blade on one end.
powers: psychokinetic ability and super strength
history: Captain Knerokin Mandigno went through the ranks under Obama. After Obama (foreshadowing) was not reelected, he continued on with his military career. He and his troops were betrayed he joined the story as a convenient way for me to get into the story.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 6, 2011 23:04:47 GMT -5
I love you, Xeno.
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 7, 2011 11:43:20 GMT -5
You disturb me.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 13:09:44 GMT -5
What? You don't like Cow-Man?
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 7, 2011 13:29:32 GMT -5
No.
As can be seen by the Doctor heading to the TARDIS Panic room.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 8, 2011 21:04:38 GMT -5
Name: Torran
Age: 17
Description: A fit youth with brown hair and brown eyes. He wears the robes of the Dynasty City Intelligence (Organization XIII cloaks with the letters DCI on the back in yellow)).
History: Torran was once a thief that traveled across lands/worlds/dimensions before being caught by the Guardian and imprisoned in the Crytallus. He was later released by the Time Keeper during the events of Random World! and joined his Chrono Empire. There he developed a rivalry with Gree, an assassin of Zais's Shadow Empire. Eventually, the two killed each other. But when the group went time traveling, they encountered a Torran that was still alive. After they fixed the timestream, and the two timelines merged, that Torran received all of the other's memories, including his death. He later traveled to Awesome Land in search of Gree and ended up becoming the new Jack of Hearts, and a part of Organization XXI. Now he patrols the streets of Dynasty City with the others, who were made honorary members of the Dynasty City Intelligence (DCI) following their contributions to preventing the destruction of the city.
Weapons: Steel throwing cards, the standard weapon of Org XXI. He also carries around his own throwing knives, a holdover from his past life as a thief.
Other: Is a reintroduced character from the Original Series.
Transition: Organization XXI no longer exists, having been reformed into the DCI.
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Post by Damien on Mar 8, 2011 22:23:00 GMT -5
Name: Izaak von Schlockenberg
Age: 21
Title: Das Wizard!
Appearance: Relatively fit for a wizard. Short blonde hair, with a goatee sans the moustache...he used to have a small square one, but then decided it looked strange to have a black moustache and blonde everything else....
Weapon: His witty responses, his accent...OH! And a staff!
Powers: Spells
Short History: Izaak was born in Schlokenberg. He is German. He is awesome. He is funny. The end. (lol)
Alignment: Übermäßig besonder überwältigend gut (super special awesome good!)
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 8, 2011 22:24:09 GMT -5
this fits in perfectly.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 8, 2011 22:25:39 GMT -5
very
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Post by Damien on Mar 8, 2011 22:27:17 GMT -5
Description: A fit youth with brown hair and brown eyes. He wears the robes of the Dynasty City Intelligence (Organization XIII cloaks with the letters DCI on the back in yellow)). I don't know if you caught this, but I lmao'ed soooo hard! |
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