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[Razgat]

After suffering a knife wound to the stomach while performing fellatio, a teenager in Lesotho became pregnant in 1988 despite being born without a vagina.



Doctors in Lesotho were puzzled when they discovered that a 15 year old patient going into labor did not have a vagina. The girl suffered from a rare birth defect called Mullerian agenesis. They found out that she conceived her child when a jealous ex stabbed her after performing fellatio on her new boyfriend. Apparently, she got stabbed while on an empty stomach, so she did not have enough gastric acids to kill all the sperm, and the stab wounds opened up a path to her uterus, where she got impregnated.

Sperm can last a long time, so be careful.

[Calefrun]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyup

[Mizagium]

Where the hell do you find these things?

[Myrdraxxis]

After suffering a knife wound to the stomach while performing fellatio, a teenager in Lesotho became pregnant in 1988 despite being born without a vagina.

I'm still stuck on this line.....I...what?

[Razgat]

From a fact site....in fact, let's start a game. You name a word, and I'll give you facts about it. I'll start...


SEX!

1. Women dream about sex as often as men do.

Regardless of whether men spend more of their waking hours thinking about sex, a 2007 study found that they are no more likely to dream about sex than women. However, the type of sex dreams that participants had varied by gender. Women are more likely to dream about sex with celebrities, exes, and current partners. Men are more likely to dream about having multiple partners, and 90% of men’s sex dreams involve women initiating sex.

A later study came to a much different conclusion. A dream study in 2009 found that men’s dreams feature more reference to sexual activity and more sexual intercourse, while women’s dreams feature more kissing and sexual fantasies about other dream characters. In addition to having fewer sexually explicit dreams, the women in this study were also stuck with having more nightmares!


2. In 2005, a Brazilian woman sued her partner for failing to give her orgasms!

In the court case, the 31-year-old woman from the city of Jundiaí claimed that her lover frequently stopped having sex with her once he himself had reached an orgasm. The woman was trying to form a case around the assumption that her 38-year-old partner routinely did not allow her climax sexually. As you might expect, her case was found to have no grounds and was eventually thrown out.


3. For every 35 pounds a man loses, he gains one inch in penis length.

That’s according to Dr. Mehmet Oz. He dropped this bombshell during an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show (read more about his interview here), and also offered some more weight-loss facts. It turns out that having more sex is good for losing weight. While the actual amount of calories burned during intercourse is negligible (about as many calories as a slice of bread), the side-effect is that it reduces your appetite by releasing oxytocin.

Dr. Oz probably should have mentioned that a man’s penis doesn’t grow when he loses weight. It stays the same size, but you get to see more of it and use more of it when there’s less fat covering it up. A person who isn’t overweight already won’t see these benefits if he decides to lose 35 pounds. To learn more about how that works, and see a nifty chart, check out this article.



4. In William Shakespeare’s time, the word “nothing” was slang for vagina.

The reason for this strange nickname is because this part of the female sexual organ is round like a zero (0). Other fun Elizabethan terms included: “thing” for penis, “merry” when someone was sexually aroused, and “country matters,” which referred to matters pertaining to a women’s genitals. Something that the unacquainted may miss about Shakespeare is that his plays were often full of dirty jokes, using now-outdated slang, or simply jump making up his own words. The folks at Cracked have even suggested that he would make a great Cracked writer if he were alive today.


5. Tears can turn men off.

Tears actually contain a pheromone can lower testosterone! Though they do not give off any noticeable odor, the act of sniffing tears can lower a man's testosterone and his sex drive. In a study, men were unable to detect the difference between real and fake tears (saline) by smelling them. However, taking swabs of their saliva revealed a decrease in testosterone levels after sniffing real tears. The men also tended to find women less attractive after sniffing real tears, and subsequent MRI scans indicated that sniffing tears in conjunction with watching a sad movie deactivates the neural networks of the brain associated with sexual activity.


6. Women with a waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7 are generally rated as being more attractive.

This ratio makes for dimensions of somewhere around a 25-inch waist and 36-inch hips. Mathematicians at Cambridge University discovered that these proportions make for the ideally sexy walk, with "a more angular swaying and bounce to the hips."

Famous women that fit this figure include Jessica Alba and Venus de Milo! Marilyn Monroe unfortunately missed the cut by one hundredth of an inch. Check out this article in Gizmodo to see who else made the cut. Also, the ideal ratio for men is 0.9.


7. Men average less than 3 hours of orgasm over their entire lifetime.

Singapore Gleneagles Hospital gynecologist Dr. Fang Zhuang Wei said that because of our busy modern lifestyle, couples are typically sexually active only before and immediately after their marriage. For instance, if a man has an average orgasm of about 2.5 seconds over 40 years (from age 18 to 58), having sex twice weekly with his wife would result in two hours, 53 minutes and 20 seconds of orgasm in his lifetime!



8. Fat baby boys are more likely to have sex earlier in their lives.

Boys who gain the most weight in their first six months of development go on to be taller and stronger as adults, which increases the likelihood that they will lose their virginity sooner!

The reason those first six months are important is because the babies are making the best use of the testosterone that is coursing through their tiny bodies. Testosterone is a male sex hormone that affects muscle and bone growth in babies, and sexual development in young adults.



9. A woman once had sex with 919 men in a single day.

Amazingly, she accomplished the feat in only TWELVE hours! That averages out to one man every 45 seconds, nonstop! This disgusting feat was achieved on October 16, 2004 by American adult film star Lisa Sparxxx as part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship. The event was part of Eroticon, a porn convention in Warsaw, Poland.

The competition was between Ms. Sparxx and two other women. One of them was the previous record-holder, who had sex with "only" 759 men in a day.

In addition to referees, six cameras were used to carefully record the event! Sparxxx ended up beating her nearest competitor by 21 men.



10. Americans have sex 118 times a year, below the average of 127.

Eastern Europeans have sex an average 150 times a year. The countries with the lowest sex frequencies are Sweden (102), Malaysia (100), and Singapore (96).



11.The average person can burn over 300 calories in one hour of sex.

You can also burn another 130 calories if you start with an hour of foreplay. To put this all into perspective, this is about half as many calories as you could burn in an hour of bike riding, but roughly twice as much as an hour of teeth-brushing.



12. Want to grow a beard faster? Think about sex.

Facial hair is largely governed by production of testosterone, which is known to be secreted by the testicles in greater quantities during and in anticipation of intercourse. Scientists have also found that increased beard growth was associated with tension, mental fatigue, alcohol and increased shaving. On the other hand, it is apparently curtailed by heavy exercise and high temperatures.



13. Sex is a pain reliever, 10 times more effective than Valium.

So next time your partner pulls the "I have a headache" card, you'll know what OMG Fact to reference!

Sex is also a good remedy against stuffy nose, being a natural antihistaminic that helps combating asthma and high fever. It also helps you lower cholesterol, lose weight, gain muscle, become more attractive to the opposite sex (as you release pheromones), improve your mental health, and reduce the chances of getting certain types of cancer!



14 In the state of Georgia, all sex toys are illegal.

Caveat: shops can survive prosecution if they can prove their products are ''for novelty use only.'' However, in Georgia a physician may prescribe the use of a sex toy.



15. Having sex can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced.

Sex is also a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex. So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it.



16.The largest erect human penis ever recorded is 13.5 inches long.

It belongs to New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon, a bisexual American actor and talk-show host. His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect. But the huge penis is not a blessing - it rather condemns him to loneliness. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

'When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show'.



17. Semen travels at 28 mph.

More info: Once sperm enter the vagina, they slow down like four lanes merging into one: It takes 5 minutes for them to travel the 6 inches to the cervix and can take up to 72 hours to reach an egg.

Also, the average erect penis is 6.21 inches, and a man will produce 14 gallons of semen in his lifetime - enough to fill up the tank of a car.



18. The smallest human penis ever recorded was roughly 1 cm long.

The Kinsey Institute found the smallest penis to be either 1.75 inches or 1 inch erect. However, in medical literature, there have been penises recorded to not even exceed 1 cm (roughly .39 inches). This would be a condition known as a "micropenis", an unusually small penis, that can sometimes be treated with hormonal therapy.

There is also a condition that would technically make make a penis even smaller than 1 cm. With congenital hypoplasia, the body of the penis is entirely absent. Instead, the head or glans of the penis is attached to the pubic region.

Check out World Sex Records for more on the smallest penis.

[Mizagium]

And this is my girlfriend.

[Razgat]

Consider yourself lucky.

[Mizagium]

Oh. I do. Very much so.

[Calefrun]

[TEAM_DERRICK]

Jul 10, 2011 13:37:18 GMT -5 Calefrun said:

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