Post by Mizagium on Feb 26, 2014 14:04:23 GMT -5
Once upon a time, the Sexy Force didn't exist - but then Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian quested for the Sacred Chalice. Once Danny wielded the Chalice for the first time, he became so awesome that he was granted the title of Honorary Immortal of Sex, a position that doesn't actually exist but he holds it anyway.
One day, Danny sexed so good he created a portal and fell through it, finding himself in Sexy Land, a strange dimension populated by dildoshrooms and leg-lamp trees. It was the sexiest dimension there ever was, and his true home. Deciding he didn't really give a shit, Danny created the Sexy Sphinx in his spare time (of which there wasn't much, what with all the sex he was having) and left him to guard the Dodecahedron, the physical embodiment of all twelves Aspects of the Sexy Force. Then Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian went on to form Ninja Sex Party.
Because this is that kind of universe, the Sexy Force now spills forth from the Dodecahedron, seeping into the rest of the universe, seeking out those worthy of representing even one Aspect of the Sexy Force. A prophecy was foretold that one day, one might arise who would embody all the Twelve, would take the name of Dodecahedron, and challenge Danny Sexbang for control of all Sex Forever!
One day, Danny sexed so good he created a portal and fell through it, finding himself in Sexy Land, a strange dimension populated by dildoshrooms and leg-lamp trees. It was the sexiest dimension there ever was, and his true home. Deciding he didn't really give a shit, Danny created the Sexy Sphinx in his spare time (of which there wasn't much, what with all the sex he was having) and left him to guard the Dodecahedron, the physical embodiment of all twelves Aspects of the Sexy Force. Then Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian went on to form Ninja Sex Party.
Because this is that kind of universe, the Sexy Force now spills forth from the Dodecahedron, seeping into the rest of the universe, seeking out those worthy of representing even one Aspect of the Sexy Force. A prophecy was foretold that one day, one might arise who would embody all the Twelve, would take the name of Dodecahedron, and challenge Danny Sexbang for control of all Sex Forever!
