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[Sariel of Tevet]

INTERFERENCE TEAM

Cale stood and watched as Koko was harassed by Stratus and the Dayman and subsequently abducted by a drug addict on a tiny motorcycle. He nodded and said completely seriously, "There is absolutely nothing weird about this or anything else that has happened today." Having said that, he mounted his surfboard/living squid and took off after the others, once again leaving a trail of destruction and ink in his wake. "Yeah yeah, checkpoints and destruction and all that. So who are we fighting next?"

INFILTRATION TEAM

Kayla was about to make a comment about having been ignored again when Gerihald brought down the ceiling. "I... I guess that works too. Remind me never to make that guy mad." She nimbly jumped to the top of the rubble pile and spotted the woman who was lying in wait.

“It’s good to see you again, Haley Cavandish.”

"Did... did that thing she's holding just talk?" She glanced around at the rest of the team then asked, "I'm not the only one who finds that extremely creepy, right?"

“Or we could find my little sister waiting for us.”

"Wait, what?!?" She looked at Haley, then back to the newcomer. "But I can see her!" She relaxed a bit. "Well, at least it was your sister that we ran into. We might have been in trouble if it was someone working for the Crosswind up here."

[Sariel of Tevet]

Infiltration Team

"Well, at least it was your sister that we ran into. We might have been in trouble if it was someone working for the Crosswind up here."

"Yeah," Haley said slowly. "It would, wouldn't it?" She never took her eyes off of her sister. "Sylvia...?"

Sylvia didn't talk. Sylvia didn't blink. Sylvia didn't move. The metal object she carried, however, spoke, a hemispherical object blinking with each word. "Work for the Crosswind...how amusing. Isn't that amusing, my dear?" The question seemed directed at Sylvia, but she didn't respond on any discernible level. "Very. No, if we were to get into it, we're more like...associates."

Haley already had her guns out. "Those were the magic words, Kayla."

"How trite," the voice said. "You know, Haley...the Director wants to know how your condition is progressing." This time, Sylvia seemed to move, only the barest of head motion. "And how is the boy...Dorian, was it? Has he faded away. yet?"

"Everyone leave," Haley growled through clenched teeth. "Follow Geirhald. Whatever. Just...leave."

[Sariel of Tevet]

"Right. Spillting up into individual boss battles is a great plan." Ephantus hoped he mimiced "sarcasm" well enough. It certainly felt like he did. Ten percent of his subroutines paused and called him a dick.

"Whatever." he would have rolled his eyes. Except he was a hulking behemoth of metal and death so the effect was lost. "I think we've lost the element of surprise."

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"Well that was strange." Leske commented, walking over to Vespi, Scarlett and whoever else was gathered around. Honestly he wasn't paying much attention to the other members of team interference.

Which was probbaly a bad thing considering how much firepower he was putting out.

"Any one else find it strange that the only person who cares about the murdered monk is some random person who wasn't even there when it happened?" He looked around. "Just me?"

Leske sighed. "Back to it I guess." Rather than walking over to his bike he just casually summoned it over via telekinesis or magic or some shit I dunno man.

[Sariel of Tevet]

With the adorable cat lady known as Koko upon his shoulders, Fenris shot down the road ways catching up to Pimp King Jorge and his giant cod piece mobile. It wasn’t long before he could see his tail lights in the distance. At the same time, the rockstar noticed 4 men riding large choppers that had saw blades for wheels.

“Oh that can’t be any kind of good” Fenris said to himself. “Heeeey… Koko who are they?”

He picked up speed and did a tiny wheely as he finally caught up to the daemon. “Hey!” Fenris shouted flailing his arms in the pimps direction. “There’s a bunch of menacing guys on literal choppers heading this way!” Fenris played his guitar a little, a feat that should’ve been impossible on this tiny motorbike… But *beep* you. You don’t know him. You don’t know his story. “Should I be alarmed?”

[Sariel of Tevet]

Villains

The Nightman, growing quite impatient by the lack of movement in his plot (see what I did there?), pulled another remote controlled device from his wrist. It was a miniature helicopter with the Project Midnight logo on the front, right above a camera hanging from the bottom of the aircraft. Two pixies occupied the remote controlled helicopter, one pilot with aviator shades, the other a fast talking no nonsense reporter in a full suit and microphone already pressed against his lips.

It seemed as if he was speaking, but The Nightman could not make out the high pitched and seemingly far away bits of gibberish. He hurried and pressed a button on the control console of the Obsidian Tiger Mech, and a feed from the heli-cam began to stream to a screen in the dash.

"...as if we have our first assignment here folks. We have just...literally...as we are going out to all the viewers right now...this instant...as in seriously right now...have been summoned through some sort of portal and are awaiting what I can only expect to be orders, from some..giant karate expert with a controller."

The Nightman flipped on the controller and the helicopter kicked into life, and hovered right in front of his face.

"Folks it seems as if, this giant does in fact, quite literally, right now...as we speak....have a controller that well...for lack of a better expression controls our Channel Twelve Live Action Literally Right Now Newscopter. Right now. So I apologize for those of you missing the Channel Twelve Live Action Literally Right Now Newscopter Traffic Report. Mark how are you handling this strange..literal turn..of events? As the pilot of our Channel Twelve Live Action Literally Right Now Newscopter?"

Mark, a laid back man of few words, simply shrugged, and kept his hands on the controls of his machine. The Nightman shook his head and placed his eyes right next to the front of the tiny helicopter to address the pixies inside.

"Now listen up, there is a very exciting race going on right now, with what seems to be a series of checkpoints that no one really knows anything about. Find out the locations of the remaining checkpoints and get back to me."

The veteran pixie newcaster flipped his hair and turned to look at the camera, which of course was only imaginary as the real camera was situated under the helicopter.

"There you have it folks, we have literally, just now, discovered our new plan of action. So I would like to introduce you to our new segment, The Channel Twelve Live Action Literally Right Now Usurped Newscopter Race Report. Stay tuned for all of the excitement!"

The Nightman smirked, nothing said true power like controlling a news station, and then whisked the copter away to map out the race.

"Well folks, it seems as if there are possibly about a dozen racers down here, and the town is in ruins. There are currently two checkpoints that are no longer glowing, that seem to be literally, right now...turned off and out of commission. The a group, made of an atmosfaerie, a few humans, a cat, another thing that I can only really describe as a cat that looks like the other cat, a squid thing, the famous rockstar Fenris Dragon-Heart, and the last object I can't truly make out. It is far too sparkly for our camera to even pick up. But they all seem to be headed, literally, to the same checkpoint. However, on the other end of the city, there are three more still glowing checkpoints, that are literally, unoccupied and unscathed, this seems quite unusual. Mr. The Nightman I believe this may be literally, what you have been searching for."

The Nightman kicked back and hit the autopilot switch on the controller, which actually does not give actual control to the pilot of the helicopter, and put his wrist to his lips, opening a portal behind the ears of Sark and Horror.

"You two get all of that? There are three portal after this next one. I am sick of waiting to make our move. Each of us will grab a portal, and there is no chance that The Dayman will escape us. Take your positions."

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Interference

Stratus sniffled a bit and ignored his bike to run right after Fenris and swinging his sword wildly about.

"Nooooo! MY KITTY. MY KITTY!!!"

The Dayman sighed, and deducted another point from Stratus' beer count, and then acknowledged both comments from Fenris and Cale.

"I'm not quite sure who we fight next, but I think it would be best if we tag these bikers on our way to the next checkpoint and fill our destruction meters up. "

The Dayman took off his codpiece, and whacked a biker in the face as he passed by, causing the victim to fall off of his blade bike and roll into the road.

"Yeah, that ought to take care of that."

[Sariel of Tevet]

INTERFERENCE TEAM

As Cale swerved around the de-biked biker, an unsettling thought occurred to him. "You know," he said, apparently talking to his squid, "An unsettling thought occured to me when we swerved around that de-biked biker. Aside from shooting energy from my swords, I haven't done a single badass thing since the fight against Dow Jones."

"Ur lame," Boopen Jr. agreed.

"Well, let's fix that, shall we? Enter flight mode!" Cale lept into the air, with Boopen Jr. close behind him. The squid used its eight arms two grab onto his back, while its two tentacles continued jetting out ink. "Now this is more like it!"

Cale hovered in the air for just a moment, then swooped down towards the Blade Riders and other members of the interference team. Foolishly, the enemies weren't expecting an attack from the air, and were taken completely off guard when two of them suddenly had blades sprout from their chests.

"How foolish of you to not be expecting a man with a squidpack!" Cale scoffed, removing his swords and allowing the Blade Riders to fall into the street. Rather than letting their choppers fall over however, he placed a foot on the seat of each. He shifted his weight, causing himself, the bikes, and Boopen Jr. to spin around in a cyclone of blades and ink. The swirling mass of destruction moved ahead of the other racers, then stopped spinning with Cale now somehow facing back toward the others while the chopper were still pointed forwards, as he apparently managed to somehow turn himself around at some point.

"So guys, want to know what I just remembered I have?" Without waiting for a response, he reached into his jacket and withdrew a .44 Magnum revolver and opened fire on the remaining Blade Rider. The enemy responded by effortlessly deflecting all of the bullets with a machete.

"Hah!" The Blade Rider scoffed, "Never bring a gun to a swordfight, scrub! You think bullets are going to stop a Blade Rider?"

Cale sighed. "Fine, have it your way." Boopen Jr. began to slowly lift him up, and he used his feet to hoist the choppers by their handlebars. Grunting from the effort, he kicked at the Blade Rider, sending both bikes and their saw blade wheels straight for the enemy's face.

"Phew, I'm glad that wasn't described in detail," Cale remarked after the Blade Rider had been removed from his chopper. "That would have been kinda gross." He flew over to the now-empty bike and landed in the seat. "You can take a break for a while, Boopen Jr. You did good."

"I'm literally dying," huffed the squid, who at this point couldn't even.

Cale pulled up alongside the others. "Okay no but seriously let's fight the next boss."

INFILTRATION TEAM

After getting over her momentary shock from Haley referring to her by name, Kayla placed a hand on her weapon (or at least she assumed it was a weapon, though she still was unsure of what it actually did).

"Hold on a second, Haley, what's going on here?" Glancing between Haley and Sylvia, she noted the tension between the two. "Wait, you aren't going to fight her, are you? She's your own sister!" She cast a worried glance at the rest of the infiltration team, hoping that somebody else would try to intervene.

VILLAINS

Sark nodded. "Of course I heard all of that; my hearing is as superb as each of my other faculties." He cracked his reigns, and his chariot began to move towards one of the remaining checkpoints. He happened to pass Horror along the way, and called out, "Come along now, lesser life form, you can at least attempt to make a worthwhile contribution to this effort."

[Sariel of Tevet]

“In the city. The exploded city. I ride this little bike.”

Fenris hummed to himself as the blade riders got eviscerated around him only to notice more coming from over the buildings.

“Wow… They must have at least 14 skill points in drive.” The rockstar mused to himself. As the enemy choppers rained down, quite literally and right now, Fenris took his guitar and played a small lick in D minor and handed his guitar to Koko so she would have 2 things in which to destroy their foes. Once the guitar was in her paws the guitar kept playing himself, cause magic or whatever, and his eyes began crackling with electricity. “Hey Koko… Hold this… I HAVE LASER EYES!!!”

Sparks shot out at first, but after a couple seconds Fenris was shooting full blown lightening bolts out of his face. 2 of the blade riders were vaporized before they even touching the ground.

“Hey squid guy!” Fenris said driving up next to the bike that Cale had commandeered. “That was really cool! The way that the blades ju- *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* and the plunger! That was so cool it jus flew thro- *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*.” Fenris high 5ed him and rode off after the 2 other blade runners so Koko could beat some face.

Cause in the city. The exploded city. A cat girl’s gonna beat you with a frying pan!”

[Sariel of Tevet]

Izaak (who had totally been keeping pace with the group and not falling behind in the slightest) crawled up the rubble as well, just in time to hear Haley reveal the identity of the mystery woman.

"Or we could find my little sister waiting for us."

I would think meeting a member of the family would be a good thing, thought Izaak, but apparently it is not so...

"Everyone leave," Haley growled through clenched teeth. "Follow Geirhald. Whatever. Just...leave."

Kayla spoke up, the shock in her voice obvious. "Wait, you aren't going to fight her, are you? She's your own sister!"

"This is not our concern, Kayla," Izaak said sternly to the twin. "If you need help," he said to Haley, "just think it loudly." He handed her a small gemstone which immediately began to orbit her head. "I will 'port us back to you immediately." He turned to Geirhald and the others. "Now, let's get moving. We have an appointment with a Blade Lord."

[Sariel of Tevet]

PULLIO:

Pullio roars in anger and fusteration, eyes blazing with a fury that kills a person who makes the mistake of looking him in the eyes. He swings his massive sword about his body, slicing up several copies in the process. He seems to only gets angrier as the fire hits him, causing his blade to swing faster, and faster. Then, he is hit with a wave of dark energy.

SIRI:

"ENOUGH!" SIRI shouts, suddenly snapping into appearance. She hovers above the ground, robes flinging around her, blown about wildly by some dark wind. She hlds up her hands and fires off a wave of dark energy that hits Pullio. She glowers at Hakuzo, as if she if trying to remember something, then smiles, "Hakuzo! The fox demon! Leave now! Or your minuscule soul shall feed the Dark One and his Shadow!" She orders, before firing a wave of pure shadow energy at the fox demon.


She summons the shadows, making the area colder, from the corners around them, and even the smoke from the burning market, and wraps them around his arms and legs and drags him down to the cold earth. "Pullio! You have been chosen as a sacrifice for our God! You should feel so lucky!" She laughs and turns from him.

[Sariel of Tevet]

SIRI:

SIRI closes her eyes and forms her hands into claws. Her hands seem to glow with an otherworldly light. She opens a tear in the world, her hands slowly dragging across time and space as if through foam. When the tear is open, she calls out wildly with laughter, and turns to see Pullio standing up, "Oh, you fool Its better if you fight!" She laughs maniacally and disappears.

She reappears near the Nightman and collapses into a car next to him. "Oh, Night. I'm exhausted. This fox demon was there, and he could have ruined all of our plans!

[Sariel of Tevet]

Interference Team

Error. Error. Checkpoint system experiencing unknown corruption in checkpoints #2, 4, and 6. Checkpoint system searching for a suitable savior entity. Processing.......processing...........processing..................suitable savior entity located. Accessing space/time matrix........rerouting exotic radiation to empty pocket dimensions.........resolving paradoxes....paradoxes unable to be resolved....chance of reality fabric unraveling....24%....risk acceptable. Opening Einstein-Rosen bridge....granting entity full boss admin privileges...."

The sky above the city seemed to curve upward, deepening until nothing but an endless abyss awaited any who glanced up, causing feelings of fear, nausea, and a general helplessness in the face of utter destruction (although that last bit might have been caused by recent events).

From within that endless abyss, fell a shining star. A brilliant beacon of beatitudes bequeathed to the base earth. Truly, this was a man who would stand upon a hill, groin thrust forth, look upon the world and say..."Yeah, I'd bang that."

Wh...what's that? Oh. Of...of course. My apologies. My master would like me to inform you that I have disappointed him. I started doing the alliteration and was unable to follow through. I'm sorry. It's my first day. I'm an intern, really. I needed a job and he was paying - and it seemed easy enough; just follow this weirdo around and narrate his...what? Whatever.

Anyway. This shining...star...of...salesmanship...no, that's not right. Ugh. Look, the dude's wearing a Sailor Senshi uniform and he's like 45, ok? There's not a lot I can say to make him seem majestic.

Sailor Solar
HP: 3000/3000
MP: 576/576
Abilities: Shine bright like a diamond; you can be the star, you can shine so bright; in the name of the Sun, I will punish you

I...I have to go.

True enough to what that intern narrator said (internarrator?) Sailor Solar was indeed wearing a Sailor Senshi outfit. And he did not look good in it. His hair gut hung over the shirt. His chubby legs were burst out of the stockings and shoes. And his worn, stubbly face absolutely did not fit under that solar-flare tiara. But damn if he didn't try.

"Never fear!" he said after a series of unnecessarily complex poses (and more than one gratuitous panty shot) "Sailor Solar is here!" He brought two fingers to his lips, kissed them, and spun the flame that resulted around in a circle until he held the might Solar Wand. "With this wand, I hold the cleansing fire of the Sun in the palm of my adorable hands!" Something about this man seemed familiar...

He leaped high into the air. "In the name of the Sun..." Something...very familiar. "I punish you!" Flames erupted from the end. Well. OK. Like a thin stream of fire. Like a baby salamander. It fizzled out right before it reached Fenris' face. He had chosen Fenris because, well, that guys seemed the most unstable. Oh, hey...the internarrator's back.

Ok...ok...sorry. Time travel always takes it out of me. What hap- Oh. Come on, Prince Ali! We just got here...

Infiltration Team

coming soon

Villains Team

coming soon

[Sariel of Tevet]

Selene/Alias
As long as Selene could remember, she had never encountered a creature in a large hovering device with weapons such as them. In fact, she had never encountered such a thing at all. Slowly looking to her right at Alias who was seemingly unsure about exiting his prison. Selene slowly stepped out, the man who had been advancing to her was gone. Probably had run away to that Marksman fellow wherever he had gone too. The bars heated her arms as she was free from the burning cage, and she was curious as how they could get something to such a temperature. Hot enough to melt the metal, though it had not for some odd reason.

Infiltration
Spirit
Opening her eyes, Spirit winced at the yelling and loud noises "even more chaos, how wonderful" she said softly. Following the others after the loud noises and frustrations of her new found companions. As they moved on, the business from earlier not forgotten in her head and some roof dust still falling onto her cranium. They Traversed some stairs, and when they got to the girl Spirit felt herself falter slightly. She did not like to fight children if she really was one. As Haley explained it all, and then fixed her sights forward. Spirit saw her chance to grab the watch. No one was looking at the moment, she even doubted the cared she was here, for they had not known her before all this. She was surprised no one was suspicious of her. Fingers just brushing the watch, as Haley addressed one of the other group members Spirit's hand shot back to her side, fingers twitching as she itched to steal the watch. At the comment of a Dorian, she felt her eyebrows raise slightly, though it was not her problem. She tried taking it once more, though as they all began talking again, she placed her hand by her side once more. Taking a very quiet breath.
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The wolves cowered slightly, Stepping from the fox man and the weird shadow lady, even Shadow cowered. Then Mystic and her sister pawed back to Pullio, crouching by his sides and staring at the last place the shadow lady was. Fox man gone from there mind.

[Sariel of Tevet]

Pullio struggles to his feet, ripping free of the shadowy chains. His silver eyes gaze upon the tear, curiosity blazing through the madness. The barbarian looks at the wolves that stand by him, then back up to the tear. His right hand scratches Mystic, then Shadow. "Stay," He orders, and walks up to the tear. He looks into it, staring into the inky blackness of the Beyond. HE looks behind it and sees nothing. Hell, the fool even reaches his hand into the tear, the tear that the evil cyborg had torn open. The berserker turns and shrugs, "Nothing." He looks back into it and scratches his beard, I wonder what this is for, since it seems worthless. He heads back to the wolves.

PORTAL:

A giant hand reaches out and wraps around Pullio, the fierce grip of the darkness almost completely immobilizes the mighty warrior. IT rips him into the portal before one can say Naturwissenschaften.

PULLIO:

Pullio, as he is lifted up by the shadow, brings Triana down on the "fingers" of the massive hand that is wrapped around him. Triana shatters, sending shards of the massive blade in every direction. It even sends the handle flying out of his grasp. Pullio, now unarmed, stares at the handle with such a look of shock, that all of the will to fight immediately leaves him.

The portal slams shut right after Pullio is pulled through, leaving no chance for anyone rescuing or dumb leaping after him.

[Sariel of Tevet]

Koko took out a few passing bikers as she and Fenris sped along. Her frying pan made an adorable "doink" sound when connecting with their skulls... Well, she thought it was adorable, anyway. Then she caught sight of their newest quarry.

"Icky."
She hopped down from Fenris' shoulders, handing him his guitar, and examined Sailor Solar with a curious eye. She poked him a few times with her frying pan, humming a off-key tune.

Scarlet, still on Vespi's bike, shook her head, "What has been seen... Can probably never be unseen. I'm gonna have that burned into my memories forever, aren't I?"

"What strange manner of fish are you?" Koko asked the man before her, poking him a few more times before shrugging.

WHACK

She slammed the frying pan into the solar plexus of Sailor Solar, and waited for a reaction.

"Well, given his name, it seemed appropriate."

[Sariel of Tevet]

Villains

The Nightman kicked back and watched the screen in the dash as the pixies continued to fly around the city, and managed to capture the tail end of the Pullio incident.

"So our plan was to send Pullio away? I thought we were taking control of him."

Suddenly, The Channel Twelve Live Action Literally Right Now Usurped Newscopter Race Report, appeared right next to The Nightman's window.

"Alright folks, it seems as if, literally, right now, our new station owner is, literally confused, as are we all, with recent events concerning a barbarian and an evil portal. Answers will come to our viewers, literally, when we get them. Stay tuned folks."


Interference

The Dayman slammed on the codpiece kart's brakes and slid to a halt mere picometers away from Koko and Sailor Solar. He stood, royal and tall, on top of the hood of his vehicle and presented his codpiece, sparkling and grandiose, into the face of his futureganger.

"Did I hear that correctly? Did your narrator just refer to you as Prince Ali?"

The Dayman jumped off of his kart and began to travel around Sailor Solar, judging him silently.

"You don't even have a codpiece! How could you possibly be me, vagrant!"

And..er...then judged him verbally.

He crouched down and positioned his head under Sailor Solar's skirt, and lifted it slightly to reveal stitching in the lining of his underwear, which read:

"The Incredibly Handsome and Much Much Better Than You Prince Ali-Hammurabi-dappapa-pastathopoulos-giannis-maleza-demetreus-qui-gon-jinn-julius of The Secluded and Tropical Nation of Koosalagoopagoopakuzbekistanahamas, the 4th, Esquire, Jr."

The Dayman released the undies and jumped backwards, and held onto his codpiece for comfort in his time of distress.

"But...you can't! You simply can't be me. I...I am me! You are just a hobo in disguise! How dare you embroider your undies with the name of royalty in diamondium stitching! Only my mother is allowed to do that! And I have no royal brothers to speak about. You, vagabond, are an imposter!"

The Dayman became enraged and glowed with the power of pomp. His eyes lit with a purple flame and his codpiece expanded to new heights. He raised a royal finger and took his most famous pose, calling out to the group as he targeted Sailor Solar.

"Minions...and Leske...ATTACK!"

[Sariel of Tevet]

“WHAT THE *BEEEEEEEEP*.”

Fenris yelled in outrage as he broke the 4th wall and read that the creepy skirt guy thought he was the most unstable person in the group.

“Unstable?! You want to see unstable?!” Fenris said getting off of his tiny familiar/motorbike in overdramatic fashion and raising his guitar high into the air. “I’ll show you unstable!!!”

*Fenris summons a lightening strike that leveled the 5 story warehouse building behind him*

“Cause I’m calm baby!” The guitar was now leveled at Sailor Solar. “Look at how calm I am!” Foam literally oozing from his mouth and his entire body shaking. “There’s nothing more calm then a drug addict going cold turkey from heroin, crystal, PC-“

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“-berwokie, angel dust, and some other stuff too!” Fenris’s eyes going bloodshot and his veins starting to bulge out of his skin. “OH YEAH BABY! BITCHES DON’T KNOW ABOUT MY RELAXATION SWAG!!!”

At this point Scrambles had turned back into his pseudo dragon self and was slowly backing away from Fenris. He wasn’t exactly sure what the rockstar was capable of in his current state… But he was pretty sure that the Sailor Solar dude was about to get “Thunderstruck”… Get it?

[Sariel of Tevet]

SIRI:

"Calm down, Night. The Darkness is just corrupting him. HE should be here soon. I have never lead you astray, have I? Listen, Night, maybe we could get this pixies out of here," She glowers at the tiny helicopter, "They are...intruding n my sense of space. I hate reporters. I might kill them." SIRI flips open her book and says, "GOOGLE, how can I make a group of pixie reporters into a delicious meal?"

GOOGLE replies, with an automated voice, "I have no fucking idea, bitch. Just kill 'em."

SIRI glares at the book that has appeared in her hands. "Shut up, GOOGLE." She scratches her chin, thinking for a moment, then smiles, "Maybe the barbarian will eat them. GOOGLE, what do barbarians eat?"

After reading the wiki on barbarians that popped up in the book ,she says, "Did you know that they worship a dark god of Insanity called Ocrais Fola? That translates to Blood Hunger, by the way. Go on, as me anything about the babarians, I will tell you."

Then, right behind her and the Nightman, a portal opens and Pullio, wrapped in what looks like a thin black sheet, comes tumbling out and lands with a soft thud. She turns and looks at the black mass of writhing shadows and smiles, "Well, well, well. Speak of the monster that relies on insanity to survive. You wanted him, you got him." She looks at Nightman. "GOOGLE," She says loudly, looking down at the ancient-looking book, "TRANSLATE everything Pullio says into whatever language the listener speaks comfortably. No matter what." She smiles, pleased with herself as GOOGLE rises from her hands.

GOOGLE opens and the pages start to turn violently, as if someone was angrily...turning the page. Words, and voices, start to pour out of GOOGLE and float above the black mass, before a voice says, "Iight, bitches. Lets dive!" Then the words and voices all flow into the black mass, causing Pullio to shudders and jerk as knowledge slammed into his cranium. GOOGLE falls back to the ground, where SIRI picks it up.

"Am I one sexy and talented enchantress or what?" She turns and gives Nightman a smile. She walks back over to the chair and sits down, crossing her left leg over her right knee. "We will have to wait like an hour before he wakes up though. His IQ just rose like....100 points."

[Sariel of Tevet]

Infiltration

“We…go…” Geirhald ushered Kayla, Izaak, Ephantus, and Spirit (he evidently hadn’t noticed her thieving attempts) onward. “Not…our…fight…” He stared ahead. “Must find…Crosswind…”

“Oh, you shouldn’t worry too much about that,” the mechanical voice said flatly. “He ought to be down that hall in the drawing room. Unless he’s done something hasty, like go confront the people who are destroying his city.”

Sylvia turned to face them, just barely. “Hurry or you’ll miss him.”

Geirhald broke into a run.

Interference
Jeremiah Lettucehead nodded his head at Selene and Alias proudly. “Alright alright. Name’s Jeremiah Lettucehead, and I just totally busted your butts out!” He slapped himself five. “Take that, Purifiers! So what’s your stories, eh? Why do the Purifiers not like you two?”

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Sailor Solar scoffed at the obviously evil attack. Then he muttered something about the…I have to actually relay his dialogue? Man, this job doesn’t pay nearly enough (no seriously, I’m pretty sure it’s less than minimum wage; help!) for this. Fine.

“Minions of the Lunar Empire, I see. My hated enemy Sailor Luna must have come through here lately. Well, that is no matter. Nothing can stand the purifying nature of…” He twirled the Solar Wand around a few times before pointing it directly at the Sun.” I guess it’s daytime or something. “Cleansing Solar Flare….In the name of the Sun, I save you!”

Despite his first attack, which had been pretty lackluster, this one actually was quite effective. A pillar of fire struck the only undamaged block of the city left. Sailor Solar twirled again and snapped the Wand towards the Dayman.

“Destroy the imposter me! With the power – the cleaning power of Fire!”

Villains

Horror absently let his monster side towards an unclaimed checkpoint. A mass of goopy tentacles reached up and seized the archway, causing it to melt and droop. Horror took the checkpoint jewel in his hands. “Now what?”

Error. Error. Corruption at 66.6%

“Oh, do hush will you?”

[Sariel of Tevet]

Infiltration
Spirit
Her fingers clutched together for a moment. "But I have to- I need..." Spirit shook her head "Fine" she said, sternly giving up. Eventually Running after Geirhald. "For god sake, I do not even know who you all are, or why I am doing this, it is not like I benefit in anyway for all of this!"
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Selene/Alias

Selene was silent for a moment, a lettuce headed fellow just talking to her like this was an everyday thing. "Purifiers? is that who they were, well... maybe he did say something about some Purifiers, there leader I mean..." Selene murmured, her echo like voice still making her low voice sound louder then it actually was. Her hands started to drip little water drops on the ground, but only slowly.

"I don't have much time, I need to find some water, preferably a sizable body of water l-like a lake, or if not one of them a streaming river would be good enough... but all I know about the purifiers is that they grabbed me for merely not being human... I- I don't know about the lizard behind me, but at least that was there reason for me.. trying to find a weakness in elemental's I guess." Her form seemed smaller, the very water she was made up by losing shape. "I-I need to go now, maybe we can talk again when I am not on the verge of having to go through hours of grueling reformation. Thank you for saving me though, and my name is Selene." She would remember to tell everyone she met that she had that name now.

She melted to the ground, quickly washing away by the walls of buildings and seeking out a water source to keep herself alive so to speak.
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When Selene had left, Alias rose to his full height. Eyeing the place Selene had dispersed around until she was fully gone. Then he turned his gaze to the Lettucehead. "Jer-am-iah? Jere-miah... yes, Purifiers study us... in case they cross others like us. Find weaknesses, then crush us." He shrugged his bruised and possibly broken forearm. "-crush us" he growled. "I will crush them, then kill them." He shouted, then took a minute to regain control of himself. "You hate purifiers too?"

[Sariel of Tevet]

INTERFERENCE TEAM

After seeing the destruction Sailor Solar had brought down upon the city, Cale rode his bike as far away from the Dayman as he could get while still being relatively close to the action. Merely a precaution, of course. He dismounted his ride and leapt up to a rooftop to survey the damage.

"Jeez," he said as he watched the smoke rising from the now-burning city block, "I sure hope that there weren't any parents of future chronomancers over there. By the way, how many points does that get him?"

INFILTRATION TEAM

"I don't like this, but... I guess we've got to do what we came here to do." Kayla sighed and took off after Geirhald. As they neared the door indicated by Sylvia's... thing, she removed one of the items from her belt and hoped that it would be some sort of weapon.