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Post by Mizagium on Mar 19, 2009 17:31:23 GMT -5
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
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Post by Razgat on Mar 19, 2009 17:34:35 GMT -5
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
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Post by Razgat on Mar 19, 2009 17:40:09 GMT -5
Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 19, 2009 17:46:50 GMT -5
Lolz I love these stories.
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Post by Razgat on Mar 19, 2009 17:51:35 GMT -5
THEY'RE AWESOME! It's like Art Class for me. You should here all the random stories we tell in there.......one involves a baby with a beard.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 19, 2009 17:52:49 GMT -5
LOLOL
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Post by Razgat on Mar 19, 2009 17:57:24 GMT -5
It looked like Coach Saye. That was the scary part. No, the scary part was that he had a picture like that.
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