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Post by Monika on Mar 31, 2009 16:15:51 GMT -5
Superior to all other games in terms of almost everything, post here about the greatest series in America/Japan/South Africa (the only good part of Africa)
And I swear, Derrick, if you edit my post I will crush you.
...For every post of mine that gets edited, starting now, I will add one point to my counter.
...You guys really think you're funny, don't you. Tampering with my posts as if it's the only act that gives you your jollies. Well it's not f***ing funny. I dare you. Edit my posts one more time.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 31, 2009 16:26:23 GMT -5
they're probably the most consistently good gaming series.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 31, 2009 16:27:19 GMT -5
Agreed.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 31, 2009 17:24:00 GMT -5
My favorite were Twilight Princess and Ocarina of Time.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 1, 2009 14:49:56 GMT -5
Twilight Princess was really good.
So was Wind Waker.
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Post by Monika on Apr 1, 2009 15:15:51 GMT -5
Wind Waker was the crappiest Zelda crap that ever came out of the mind of Nintendo, equal to or less than this in quality:
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 1, 2009 15:19:33 GMT -5
You just don't like it cuz of the graphics, right?
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Post by Monika on Apr 1, 2009 15:24:44 GMT -5
That's one contributor, yes. But the story line was even more crap.
"HOLY SHI- I'M A PIRATE! YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE" said Tetra.
Then all of a sudden Link comes up with his usual non talkative self and is liek 'HOLY SHI- MY SISTER JUST GOT KIDNAPPED I MUST SAVE HER."
Then he's liek "I CAN NAO USE MY GAY CONDUCTOR STAFF TO CONTROL WIND BECAUSE I SECRETLY WANT TO BE MR. MOTE WHEN I GROW UP."
Then Tetra is liek "HOLY SHI- I'M RLY THE PRINCESS OF HYRULE LOLOLOLOL"
Then Ganondorf is liek "LOLOL GUYZ THIS IS MY CRAPPY BACKSTORY: BASICALLY THE GERUDO DESERT HAS NO WATER AND THE WIND IS SO HAWT SO IM GONNA TAKE THE TRIFORCE AND FIX STUFF"
So Ganondorf takes the Triforce and is liek "YES, GODS HEAR ME NAO." But the king is liek "LOL NOWAI." and he wishes for DINNER but the gods are liek "NO." and flood the planet instead.
Then Ganondorf gets into a fight with Link and Zelda, almost loses, b**ch slaps Zelda, fights Link some more, gets stabbed in the face and turns into stone.
Best. Story. Ever.
EXCEPT IT FAILS ON SO MANY LEVELS.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 1, 2009 15:30:04 GMT -5
That's one contributor, yes. But the story line was even more crap. "HOLY SHI- I'M A PIRATE! YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE" said Tetra. Then all of a sudden Link comes up with his usual non talkative self and is liek 'HOLY SHI- MY SISTER JUST GOT KIDNAPPED I MUST SAVE HER." Then he's liek "I CAN NAO USE MY GAY CONDUCTOR STAFF TO CONTROL WIND BECAUSE I SECRETLY WANT TO BE MR. MOTE WHEN I GROW UP." Then Tetra is liek "HOLY SHI- I'M RLY THE PRINCESS OF HYRULE LOLOLOLOL" Then Ganondorf is liek "LOLOL GUYZ THIS IS MY CRAPPY BACKSTORY: BASICALLY THE GERUDO DESERT HAS NO WATER AND THE WIND IS SO HAWT SO IM GONNA TAKE THE TRIFORCE AND FIX STUFF" So Ganondorf takes the Triforce and is liek "YES, GODS HEAR ME NAO." But the king is liek "LOL NOWAI." and he wishes for DINNER but the gods are liek "NO." and flood the planet instead. Then Ganondorf gets into a fight with Link and Zelda, almost loses, b**ch slaps Zelda, fights Link some more, gets stabbed in the face and turns into stone. Best. Story. Ever. EXCEPT IT FAILS ON SO MANY LEVELS. Your summary is so thick with bias, it's almost sickening. Oh wait... *vomits* never mind. But seriously, you can't tell me that THIS PARTICULAR GAME is any worse than the others. IT follows the same basic formula: Zelda, Ganon, Link, Master Sword, dungeons. All that's different is the Great Sea, which, quite frankly, was a nice change from the traditional land based game. The Helmaroc King is awesome, so was the King of Red Lions, and Valoo. Wind Waker was good. Not as good as Ocarina, or Twilight Princess - no, actually, I put close to Twilight Princess - but its not NEARLY as bad as you claim it is. |
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Post by Monika on Apr 1, 2009 15:38:05 GMT -5
In terms of the good Zelda games, which encompasses the 3D ones, Four Swords series, and perhaps the original, I would put Wind Waker somewhere near the bottom. Sure, the bosses were relatively original and it stayed true to the classic Zelda dungeon formula, but with the rather unimpressive story and the duration of the game spent sailing, I suppose I was just looking for more in the first 3D Zelda Gamecube game, such as what I got from the first one for the Wii or N64.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Apr 1, 2009 16:46:56 GMT -5
Faces of Evil was fucking awesome
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Post by Xelwes on Apr 1, 2009 20:08:39 GMT -5
I do not like Minish cap, or link to the past. They were kinda...fuzzy on what you had to do and how to do it. It wasn't nearly as good as the N64, Wii, or gamecube games.
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Post by Razgat on Apr 1, 2009 20:16:22 GMT -5
Not funny Derrick.
Okay, kinda funny.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Apr 4, 2009 19:43:39 GMT -5
you know it is
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Post by Razgat on Apr 4, 2009 20:31:52 GMT -5
Not funny Derrick. Okay, kinda funny. .....I don't remember saying this. |
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 4, 2009 21:04:09 GMT -5
He modded your post with something rather obscene, and I changed it.
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Post by Razgat on Apr 4, 2009 21:16:29 GMT -5
Thanks.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 4, 2009 21:18:16 GMT -5
yeah,,,,
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 4, 2009 22:12:08 GMT -5
Then Ganondorf is liek "LOLOL GUYZ THIS IS MY CRAPPY BACKSTORY: BASICALLY THE GERUDO DESERT HAS NO WATER AND THE WIND IS SO HAWT SO IM GONNA TAKE THE TRIFORCE AND FIX STUFF" The games actually do have a chronological order en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda_(series)#ChronologyI can't get the link to work right so scroll up if it doesn't open to the chronology section |
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Post by Monika on Apr 6, 2009 13:13:51 GMT -5
I do not like Minish cap, or link to the past. They were kinda...fuzzy on what you had to do and how to do it. It wasn't nearly as good as the N64, Wii, or gamecube games. I'll admit that LTTP could be confusing at times, but Minish Cap was about as simple as you could get in terms of goals. Find the essences, create the Four Sword, kill Vaati, kill Vaati again, save Zelda and kill Vaati again. You want to know about a confusing Zelda game? The first one. TRY beating that. You have no helper, no (helpful) map, no order, and no idea what you're doing. Heck, if the cave wasn't right in front of you when you first start you probably wouldn't know how to get your sword. |
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