Post by Monika on Apr 14, 2009 21:22:09 GMT -5
Welcome to the What If? series! Here I'll show you the outcome of choices in Awesome Land that hadn't been made. Note that these are my interpretation and as such will all end as the one below. Without further ado here is "Cha Cha versus the Emperor"
Cha Cha jacked the True Sword from his beloved Sarah and in a manner befitting the Trumpet Hero used outstanding acrobatics to backflip all the way up to the 9002nd floor of the Emperor's palace/castle/tower.
Emperor Veralice eyed the intruder and scoffed to himself, summoning RIDLEY from his cage. Because RIDLEY had not yet been weakened by Derp-bot, Narrator, Johnny and the Ugly Stick or anyone else, Cha Cha was overpowered and mercilessly defeated by a single FARUKON PAWNCH beam from RIDLEY's awesome mouth of justice.
"Fool...I'll let you live if you relinquish the blade. It looks very powerful..." Veralice laughed.
Cha Cha refused, stating that if he lost the sword he'd be screwed.
"Sucks for you." Veralice hissed, yoinking the sword from Cha Cha (who was writhing on the ground) before using his magic to raise Cha Cha back to his feet. He then proceeded to Sparta Kick Cha Cha to the bottom of the tower, not killing him, of course, because of Awesome Land's lack of death.
Veralice went to go chill with the Time Keeper (who at this time was still in Clock Form) and asked about the Artifacts of Wisdom. The Time Keeper noted that he had the True Sword, a blade able to break many enchantments.
Veralice stabbed the Time Keeper with the blade, ridding him of his curse and transforming him into his normal form. The Time Keeper was grateful, but because he was angry with Johnny and Sarah for his fate and the first place, he yoinked the sword, cast it away (conveniently landing near Cha Cha) and usurped control of Veralice's tower and RIDLEY before proceeding to start the War of Four Kings.
And thus once again, the day was saved thanks to the POWERPUFF GIRLS. In all actuality, however, absolutely nothing had changed in the Awesome Continuum.
FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS?!??!
Cha Cha jacked the True Sword from his beloved Sarah and in a manner befitting the Trumpet Hero used outstanding acrobatics to backflip all the way up to the 9002nd floor of the Emperor's palace/castle/tower.
Emperor Veralice eyed the intruder and scoffed to himself, summoning RIDLEY from his cage. Because RIDLEY had not yet been weakened by Derp-bot, Narrator, Johnny and the Ugly Stick or anyone else, Cha Cha was overpowered and mercilessly defeated by a single FARUKON PAWNCH beam from RIDLEY's awesome mouth of justice.
"Fool...I'll let you live if you relinquish the blade. It looks very powerful..." Veralice laughed.
Cha Cha refused, stating that if he lost the sword he'd be screwed.
"Sucks for you." Veralice hissed, yoinking the sword from Cha Cha (who was writhing on the ground) before using his magic to raise Cha Cha back to his feet. He then proceeded to Sparta Kick Cha Cha to the bottom of the tower, not killing him, of course, because of Awesome Land's lack of death.
Veralice went to go chill with the Time Keeper (who at this time was still in Clock Form) and asked about the Artifacts of Wisdom. The Time Keeper noted that he had the True Sword, a blade able to break many enchantments.
Veralice stabbed the Time Keeper with the blade, ridding him of his curse and transforming him into his normal form. The Time Keeper was grateful, but because he was angry with Johnny and Sarah for his fate and the first place, he yoinked the sword, cast it away (conveniently landing near Cha Cha) and usurped control of Veralice's tower and RIDLEY before proceeding to start the War of Four Kings.
And thus once again, the day was saved thanks to the POWERPUFF GIRLS. In all actuality, however, absolutely nothing had changed in the Awesome Continuum.
FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS?!??!
