furrbys

[TEAM_DERRICK]

I put mine in a microwave, roasting on high for like two minutes.

It exploded and caught fire, so I thought I was in the clear. I open the door after another minute and took it out.

And the fucker.

Started.

Talking.

And believe me, there are few things in this world that are scarier than a Furby with its skin and vocal cords melted to hell.
You can't take them on planes.
I've actually seen signs that say you can't take them on planes.
I was playing with terrorists.

[Razgat]

OH MY GOD! IT'S ALIVE!

[Razgat]

When I had a firrby, IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP WHEN I WAS ASLEEP! My sister and I shared a room, and we tried stuffing it under a pillow, putting it in a drawer, and finally shoving it in the closet. We didn't hear it anymore, so we thought we had finally shut it up.

We were wrong.

In the middle of the night when we're both asleep, we hear "Are you sleeping?"

It freaked us out, and we tore out its batteries and never touched it again.

[TEAM_DERRICK]

god i fuckign hated them

[Melantha]

You guys might like this:

www.phobe.com/furby/

[Calefrun]

those people need to get a hobby

[Mizagium]

Derrick, is your post true?

[Myrdraxxis]

Jun 8, 2009 14:49:52 GMT -5 Mizagium said:

Derrick, is your post true?

lololol...wait wha?

[Moniko]

I think if someone pulled out a furby, I would whip out a blowtorch. I think that I have a legitimate fear of them. THEY ARE DEMONZZZZ! lol.

No John, you are the demons.
And then... John was a zombie.