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Post by thecheat on Jun 8, 2009 12:35:19 GMT -5
Narrator remained unphased by the man-butter and ate steak. LOOK AT THE STEAK, YOU GODDAM COW.
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Post by Calefrun on Jun 8, 2009 12:35:49 GMT -5
Austin wanted to see what random shit happened when he left, I get the feeling that we're about to find out...
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 8, 2009 12:37:27 GMT -5
HEADS UP!
Author spiked a beach ball right at both of Zac's characters and Narrator.
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thecheat
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Post by thecheat on Jun 8, 2009 12:44:22 GMT -5
Narrator ripped Author's very existence a new one. A new WHAT, you ask? POOP HOLE, MUTHAFUCKAS.
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Post by Calefrun on Jun 8, 2009 12:46:21 GMT -5
While Narrator did... something... to Author, Zento jumped into the air, flipped around and kicked the ball, sending it sailing towards Cow-man's face, though he couldn't see because of the sand and mud(?).
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Post by Xelwes on Jun 8, 2009 12:49:10 GMT -5
Cow-man got rid of the sand and mud(?).
"Can I have some steak?" He pulled out Worcestershire sauce out and got the munchies. "Maybe I'll eat Zento and Otoza!" Cow-man proceeded to attack the balloon with his horn.
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 8, 2009 12:49:15 GMT -5
Author was not pleased. He descended from wherever he was to face Narrator face to face. Only Author's very existence cannot be described. S the instead saw Samurai Jack.
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Post by Calefrun on Jun 8, 2009 12:50:33 GMT -5
Rhog hit the ball with the flat side of his sword, sending it sailing back towards Cow-man at a high speed.
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 8, 2009 12:51:53 GMT -5
Author grabbed Rhog, compressed him to a pen, and began to write a song. Only the pen busted so he threw it away and got a new tunic.
Rhog the pen died.
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Post by Calefrun on Jun 8, 2009 12:52:38 GMT -5
Then he magically came back because he and all of Zac's characters ignored the laws of bullshit.
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 8, 2009 12:53:37 GMT -5
I don't think so.
I did the same thing again, only this time, the song was completed.
It was the theme from the Fresh Prince.
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Post by Xelwes on Jun 8, 2009 12:55:22 GMT -5
Cow-man decided that steamy gun sex was not necessary to win this game so he put the gun away and batted the ball into the sun. Magically the ball was back and balancing somewhere on the beach.
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thecheat
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Post by thecheat on Jun 8, 2009 13:09:21 GMT -5
Narrator had the ball. Narrator juked to the left then made his way down the paint.
"I HAVE THE ROCK, BITCHES!??!?!?!!!?" he bellowed with excessive punctuation. He then proceeded to score a goal-down with nothing but grass.
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Post by Xelwes on Jun 8, 2009 13:11:15 GMT -5
The masses jizzed their pants as the marriage of the multiple sports were diced together. Then they realized it shouldn't have been done and cleaned themselves up.
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Post by thecheat on Jun 8, 2009 13:16:58 GMT -5
But it was TOO LATE. Yet another shitload of babies was conceived thanks to Narrator.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 8, 2009 14:00:33 GMT -5
Zais held up a new ball. "Ok...I'm with all of Mizagium's peeps." He threw the ball into the air...and it grew....and grew....and grew until it was bigger than the court. "SPIKE!"
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Post by thecheat on Jun 8, 2009 14:06:18 GMT -5
Narrator replied in Butlertron form.
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 8, 2009 14:41:41 GMT -5
Author tackled Narrator. "you're out!"
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Ridley caught the giant ball with his siblings and carried back over to Zais. "Return!"
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thecheat
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Post by thecheat on Jun 8, 2009 15:37:59 GMT -5
Author doesn't exist.
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Post by Mizagium on Jun 8, 2009 16:04:41 GMT -5
Yes he does.
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