Awesome Land: Extreme Beach Volleyball

[Monika]

IT'S SUMMER TIME! And you know what that means! I want to see what happens when I'm gone for 3 weeks and leave you all a thread like this. Since Omega World is closed until I return, I present to you AWESOME LAND: EXTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL. This is a special summer only thread, so come August I'm closing it so we can get back to moar plot...and school. The setting takes place before we head back to Super Land and after we get the Earth Orb. This means that everyone is on the Tower of Science or something. (Note that the continuity of this is virtually non existent)
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Leon, the fun loving super powerful former emperor that he is, decided that he was going to halt the plot for a moment to have a little bit of fun. Now that Narrator was back, he assured himself that any problems with his plan could easily be taken care of via Narrator's patented 'Narrator physics'. Without a single word, Leon quickly drew Masamune and stabbed the Tower repeatedly, making sure to damage whatever made it fly. When that failed to work, he summoned a giant spike of earth to fly straight through the center of the tower, rendering it useless. The tower crashed and the crew remained unharmed.

"Alright, everyone! We've been working hard for at least 80 pages now! It's time for me to create some fun! Well...fun for some of us, anyway." Leon looked at Mari because he knew that her response to his idea would be negative. Regardless, he continued and cut a very large circle around them in the sand. Casting a barrier around the circle, he grabbed Mari's arm and used her powers to flood the area around them. He had created...his own island?

In a flash he had teleported some of the remaining female ninjas from Valkyrie's lair into the area, scattered Shadow palm trees around the sand, and placed a large net in the center of the island. "Okay, everybody. It's time for some..." Leon summoned a crowd of people to help him announce the sport.

"EXTREME"
"BEACH"
"VOLLEYBALL" came the voices of the crowd before they all were transported back to wherever they had come from. Leon scattered the contestants (ALL OF YOU) on opposite sides of the net before jumping into the air, landing on a chair, and tossing a medium sized volleyball down below him.

[thecheat]

Narrator put on a sweatband and TOOK HIS BADASS GLOVES OFF.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais cheered and was suddenly in a swimsuit and tank-top....but still had his scythe of course!

"Okay everyone, all douche bags over there, everyone else on my team!"

[Mizagium]

Johnny looked back and forth. "What team am I on?"

"You're with me, and all of Mizagium's characters," Knox tapped on the shoulder. "This just became a three-way game of Volleyball!"

[Calefrun]

Zento Calfrun apperead, weaing his black t-shirt and some swin trunks. (and his flippy floppies) "Hey guys." he said, and, knowing these guys well enough by now, he didn't bother asking anyone if the wanted him on the nondouchbag team or the douchebag team, he just walked over there. While there he ran into Otoza Andrarl, his evil clone, but decided not to kill him right now.

[Calefrun]

(two ppl isn't enough for a team, I'm gonna need some more character nobody lik--- O GAWD DONT DO IT!! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING PLEASE DON'T DO IT)

[Mizagium]

Did you forget about the lack of physics? 2 people is enough for a game of EXTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL.

[Calefrun]

(hmmmm... if I have nobody else helping me, then I have no choice but to do this:)

PFG, having been molesting small children farther down on the beach, saw that some Awesome Land characters were playing a game and decided to get in on it. Seeing the qualifications for the teams, he thought about how he wasn't really Mizaguim's character, and after what he did to those children, he probably qualified as a douchebag. So, much to Zento's and Otoza's discontent, he walked/wobbled/rolled over to where the other two were standing and sat his fat, flaming ass down.

[Mizagium]

Then Author removed him from Calfrun's team, and placed him on his own. "Having PFG on your team not only makes a flamming faggot, but it give you an unfair advantage. He gets his own team. KTHNXBAI!"

[Calefrun]

(and narrator doesn't have an unfair advantage?)

[Mizagium]

Yeah, but he's on his own team.

[Calefrun]

(oh... fine then... hmmm...)

Figuring that he could probably be some sort of help, Rhog Calfrun, Zento's son from the future/past/whenthehelldoesthistakeplaceanyway showed up too. Except older than in Dynasty city since a little kid wouldn't be much help... I'll just say he's the same age as Zento was in ALII. (15)

[thecheat]

The Narrator is not pleased at the existence of this "The Author" jackass. The Narrator hopes he is not forced to rectify his existence.

[Mizagium]

No, Author has existed since Random World. All he's ever done is comment on how the plot doesn't make sense.

[thecheat]

Narrator might have to rip Author out of reality if he does anything else.

[Calefrun]

Lol it's Awesome Land, he's already out of reality.

[thecheat]

And he WONT HAVE KIDNEYS.

[Xelwes]

Cow-man just sat there and shot milk(?) at everyone.

(Hint its not milk fap fap fap)

[Calefrun]

Zento considered stabbing Cow-man, but instead just walked into the water with his son, washed off the milk(?), laughed at everyone else, and kicked sand in Cow-man's face. Otoza did the same, except with mud(?).

[Mizagium]

Author's Voice echoed form somewhere. "Is that a challenge, Narrator?"