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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 17:34:29 GMT -5
"Dammit Nappa!" Karzem shouted. "If you weren't already dead, I'd kill you myself!"
"Oh well, time to get down to SERIOUS BUSINESS." he singsonged. He retrieved the water orb, stared at it then began absorbing the Orb and its power.
A series of Hideous transformations took place. Karzem was drawn to absorb seven other mysterious gems. When the mist cleared, he was...
PERFECT CHAOS!
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 18:00:12 GMT -5
Raiden, having remembered the location almost perfectly, reached the City of Mists in virtually no time, only to see...
"What the?" Raiden said. Sparks flew from his hair as he reached for Surge Ascension, his Blade of Lightning. He saw a hideous beast that looked as if had been taken from a Sonic the Hedgehog game. Since he was from Earth, Raiden knew all about RL stuff.
"Is...Is that you, Karzem?" He asked nervously. "I haven't spoken with you since January, since your name was spelled 'Karxm'!" Raiden chuckled, a serious look growing on his face. He raised Surge Ascension and emitted a hologram. It was a previous conversation of theirs.
"Yea. The sooner I find them the better." Raiden said, drawing Surge Ascension. The blade began to glow as he waved it back and forth to clear the mist away. He sheathed the sword, pleased with the level of visibility. "Any idea where I should look?" Raiden asked. "The orbs tend to gather toward their natural element...Air, Earth...Water" Raiden put emphasis on the word 'water'. He thought it might be around here with the ridiculous amount of mist about.
"Elements..." Karxm tilted his head thoughtfully. "I do remember something about the eight Humors, elemental Sprites..." He looked back at Raiden. "Although I suppose your elements are not tied with the Humors."
"No. The water jewel is not around here."
"Looks to me as if you've had the jewel for far longer than you had told me!" Raiden yelled. Sparks flew from his fists as he turned off the recording and sheathed his sword. "You know, I helped you kill the Time Keeper. Handing over the Orb is the least you could do." Raiden demanded.
((Lol for grabbing posts from 7 months ago.))
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Post by thecheat on Jul 14, 2009 21:02:34 GMT -5
Narrator made things easy by simply removing the bowels of whoever the hell was obstructing the plot progression.
"Please, PLEASE stay dead so this overplayed plotline can die and we can MOVE THE HELL ON."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 14, 2009 21:12:11 GMT -5
Suddenly Zais ninja-ed the staff away from Leon and held it up. "If you wish for the plot to proceed you must now pay a ransom! I want fourteen-million-bajillion dollard!"
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Post by thecheat on Jul 14, 2009 21:33:56 GMT -5
Narrator undid the faggotry with lightning speed, wanting the plot to be over with. LET IT BE OVER WITH.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 14, 2009 21:41:37 GMT -5
The Mari showed up. She was back to wearing her leather pants and cotton shirt, and her hair looked like the had stuck a fork in a socket. Sparks flew from her finger tips, and she. was. pissed. She zapped Zais, and Leon, and Karzm, then grabbed the rod and gave it to Leon. "You've got the orb, let's go."
And as if to make sure no one tried to threaten her, she shot an icy look at the antagonists...literally.
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 21:51:09 GMT -5
"But...My epic battle! I still haven't located or fought the REAL Karzem yet!" Leon whined. He thanked Mari for his staff back before resuming his whining again.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 14, 2009 22:03:55 GMT -5
Mari grabbed his collar and yanked on it, pulling him to her. Her face immediately went pale as ice crystals formed over it. "If you want your battle so bad, why don't you use the water orb to help you? The City of Mists has plenty of water. Use it to your advantage."
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Post by thecheat on Jul 14, 2009 22:05:31 GMT -5
BATTLE START
NA NA NA DADADA NA NA NA DADADA
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 14, 2009 22:16:26 GMT -5
Zais ignored Narrator....like he usually did and instead walked up to Mari...smiling?
"Little girl....." he said in an overly sweet tone. He reached out suddenly and shoved his hand THROUGH her head. When he pulled it out he was holding a ghost like form. "You know what this is? It's your soul. And if you don't want me to eat it with tapioca then I suggest you NEVER INTERFERE WITH MY ANTAGONISM AGAIN!"
he put the soul into the Void...well his part of the Void. "Now then...where did my army go." Suddenly the group was surrounded. "AH there they are. I want my money now..."
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 22:33:54 GMT -5
"You're a ridiculously overpowered demonic sorcerer, Zais. Why don't you just summon the money?" Leon suggested. He waved his hand and all of the money from Bill Gates' bank account appeared in front of him. "Like that."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 14, 2009 22:59:24 GMT -5
"Because...well....that would be wrong."
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 23:07:40 GMT -5
"..." Leon said...Or didn't say. He was about to point out all the evils Zais had done but decided to let it go. "Alright, then. Here's the money you asked for. Let's just pretend that no one has any idea where it came from, and since you didn't summon the money then you didn't do anything wrong." Leon laughed and shoved billions of dollars into Zais' arms.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 14, 2009 23:10:19 GMT -5
"Thank you." Zais said calmly. He then took out a match and lit it all on fire, laughing maniacally...which sounded oddly like Heath Ledger.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 14, 2009 23:24:26 GMT -5
Narrator took the staff back and gave Zais a stern talking-to. Then he took his army away and gave him a swift kick in the ass. THAT'S CALLED DISCIPLINE.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 14, 2009 23:26:48 GMT -5
Zais ignored Narrator...and his army did too.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 15, 2009 10:28:14 GMT -5
I'll be right with you." Zais called. He looked back at his army. "Attack this city until it's nothing but powder."
"What about the women and children?" one soldier asked. Zais thought for a moment.
"Use them when te cannons run out of ammunition." ANd with that Zais joined Leon.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 15, 2009 20:47:17 GMT -5
Perfect Chaos flooded the city then ate Tails and fired lazahs at everyone.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 15, 2009 20:50:54 GMT -5
I QUIT THIS SHIT UNTIL THIS GAY-ASS PLOTLINE IS OVER
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Post by Monika on Jul 15, 2009 21:05:00 GMT -5
Raiden grew angry that he had not been acknowledged by the copyrighted villain and would gladly answer Lucco's desire for a non gay-ass plotline. He jumped inside of Perfect Chaos and started exploding with electricity.
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