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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 16:37:18 GMT -5
Johnny ignored this and proceeded to rape John Freeman, then threw him to PFG who molested him several times in his basement lair of darkness and sweat.
Yeah that just hapened.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 14, 2009 16:40:24 GMT -5
John Freeman teleportled into Jonney and ate Bilbo Baggins from inside Jonney's stomac!
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 14, 2009 16:42:48 GMT -5
Zais, while he DID enjoy eating the slightly effeminate hobbit, still took a moment to recover from his insides being violated.
He then proceeded to fire up his GAT-X370 model (which ironically enough was equipped with a scythe) and began slashing at Leon
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 14, 2009 16:44:00 GMT -5
Derrick also decided to attack Leon!
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 16:46:00 GMT -5
"GOD! I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CRAP!" Leon screamed. His power was going beyond max, but rather than use it he withdrew a pendant. The pendant he had taken from Salvatore...The pendant that allowed him to summon Dante. Leon didn't care if Dante had a vendetta against the entire planet; he was going to solve the problem one way or another. He jumped out of the cockpit of his robot and into the sky, lifting the pendant into the atmosphere.
"Dante! Come..Destroy everything! NOW!" Leon called. Instantaneously Dante appeared, still in his Dragon form from the previous encounter with the pro/antagonists. "Say no more, Veralice. I'll kill those fools and then come back for you." Dante began charging up his signature attack: Finale Luce Scoppio. Essentially a Spirit Bomb, he began siphoning the energy from everything around him. A ball of energy appeared in his left hand before going through his palm and into his bloodstream. Dante jumped onto a tree and screamed "FINALE LUCE SCOPPIO!" causing the pea sized ball of energy inside of him to burst out in a radiant flash of colors and destruction. RAIDIANT DESTRUCTION COLORS. The light vaporized everything. EVERYTHING. That is, everything that was not plotcentric. The only things that were left were the main characters and Zais' army whom I forget the name of.
Dante then disappeared, vowing to destroy Leon later.
"NIGGA DESTROYED MY AIRSHIP." Leon yelled as he stared at the charred remains of the Crimson Shadow X. "Ah, well. Now...You, Water Guardian, and you, Zais, shall fight with me and the rest of the good guys so we can put an end to this nonsense.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 16:48:53 GMT -5
"You don't like nonsense?" Karzem asked as he practiced his underwater basket weaving. ON LAND.
INNA ROBOT.
WHILE IN SPACE MOTHERFUCKER!
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 16:50:26 GMT -5
"What the...?" Leon ignored the nonsense that Karzem had just performed, trying not to question how he was underwater, on land, and in space at the same time.
He proceeded to fire various beams of energy at Karzem...Wherever he was.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 16:51:40 GMT -5
T-Pain dropped a boat on Leon, blocking the energy beams.
"Hey, Kearzem! We're even now, k?"
"K, thanks T-Pain!"
"Cool."
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 16:57:53 GMT -5
"Screw this." Leon said. He used some magic to fix the charred remains of the CSX, which in turn reassembled itself. He jumped in the newly repaired airship and began to fly. To Awesome Land. Alone.
PSYCHE.
He began to launch an aerial assault on the hippie forest place he had just been in. From above he summoned earthquakes, tornadoes and giant fireballs, all of which fell from the sky. Especially the earthquakes. He refused to use the power of the Water Orb until he defeated Karzem.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 14, 2009 16:59:54 GMT -5
Derrick then ate T-Pain
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 17:06:33 GMT -5
May I remind you that KARZEM TOOK BACK THE WATER ORB LIKE SIX POSTS AGO!
Then California legalized marijuana in order to pay for its dents. But it discovered that people were actually LESS productive when they were stoned, and so the state sank further into debt.
then Bill Clinton showed went and sexxed up the ogvernor and his wife. In exchange he paid for the state's debt.
Hilary was not amused.
He tried to do the same thing to Sotomayor, but she started on a tirade about women oppression, so he shot the bitch.
Then he pulled up to his house about seven or eight and yelled to his wife "Yo homes, smell yo later!" Looked at his kingdom, he was finally there, to have lots of anonymous sex with fat chiscks.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 14, 2009 17:07:16 GMT -5
Then Ron Paul showed up and died for our sins.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 17:14:04 GMT -5
OWN UP TO IT.
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 17:15:06 GMT -5
Leon teleported to Karzem and upperkicked (YES. UPPERKICK) him in the face, yoinking the Orb and placing it BACK IN HIS STAFF WHICH WAS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO STEAL FROM where it belonged. He then summoned a Shadow Radio. Like all Shadow products, the Shadow Radio was all the fun of a normal radio with none of the actual value. As such, it played a hideous fusion of Caramelldansen, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, and GUITAR HERO HERO.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 14, 2009 17:17:04 GMT -5
Derrick then punched Leon in the face and said, "YOU ARE A CRAPY RIP-OFF OF LEON FROM SCION! YOU BITCH!"
Then Derrick revokered the orb.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 17:17:22 GMT -5
Bill Clinton and Obama sexed Leon up, took the orb,a nd gave it backto Karzem. He placed in his Chaos dimension thing so that NO ONE COuLD EVER VERVEVERVEREFVERVER ERVERVEFERERER Get it!
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 14, 2009 17:18:10 GMT -5
DERRICK ALREADY HAD ORB YOU ASS HAT!!!
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 17:19:17 GMT -5
Leon pointed out the fact that he had existed much longer than Leon from the Scion series had and punched Derrick into the face before upperkicking him in the face as well. He then teleported to Karzem and slashed him with Masamune.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 17:24:41 GMT -5
But he was never there to begin with, Nappa realized.
"the REAL Karzem is still in the City of Mists," he explained. "All you guys have been fighting is a rather good replica of him created by him to fool you all. He did a very good job." Nappa nodded.
"Oh, and he has the Orb, kthnxbai." Nappa asploded.
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 17:28:53 GMT -5
"If that's the case..." A devilish grin appeared on Leon's face. He raised Masamune into the air and stabbed the replica multiple times in the chest before grabbing his foot and hurling him at the antagonists. In a flash he had teleported back onto his airship and began flying to the City of Mists.
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Meanwhile, away from the battle...
Raiden had been listening to them all via his super advanced GPS. He had met Karzem before and knew very well where the City of Mists was. He started running there, determined to reach the city - and the Orb - before Leon did.
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