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Post by Mizagium on Jul 21, 2009 21:19:56 GMT -5
Derrick!
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 22, 2009 9:32:04 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is ruining his family.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 22, 2009 20:48:34 GMT -5
A rabbi walks into a deli.
"What do you want?" says the deli man.
"Surprise me," says the rabbi.
The deli man makes him a ham sandwich and hands it to the rabbi.
The rabbi looks at the sandwich and says, "I can't eat this."
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 22, 2009 22:04:36 GMT -5
A nigger, a spic, a jew, and a gook walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get the hell out."
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Post by thecheat on Jul 22, 2009 22:20:04 GMT -5
A filthy hippie walked into a diner. He was refused service for lack of footwear.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 22, 2009 22:38:40 GMT -5
lol
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Post by thecheat on Jul 23, 2009 19:46:20 GMT -5
The Pope walks into a bar. All are awed by his presence.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 24, 2009 7:58:30 GMT -5
One day a little girl got into the cabinet under the sink. She found a bottle of green cleaner, and drank it. She was found dead by her mother twenty minutes later.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 24, 2009 9:29:13 GMT -5
So distraught over her daughter's death and blaming herself, the mother hung herself in her closet the day after the little girl's funeral.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 24, 2009 9:31:16 GMT -5
One day a little girl got into the cabinet under the sink. She found a bottle of green cleaner, and drank it. She was found dead by her mother twenty minutes later. that was sorta forcing it Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are un-aware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the boy's dog: "He's not so shaggy." |
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Post by thecheat on Jul 24, 2009 11:00:43 GMT -5
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Post by Razgat on Jul 26, 2009 22:27:13 GMT -5
A serial killer traps a mother and her daughter. He ties up the mother while he forces her to watch as he sticks thousands of pins in the little girl. He then cuts odd shapes into her skin and lets her bleed to death. He does the same to the mother and leaves the bodies in a werehouse.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 26, 2009 23:16:15 GMT -5
So distraught over her daughter's death and blaming herself, the mother hung herself in her closet the day after the little girl's funeral. Her husband found her dead in the closet. After HER funeral, he jumped off a bridge. |
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 26, 2009 23:17:49 GMT -5
you're trying way too hard
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 26, 2009 23:25:41 GMT -5
Then I told derrick to shut up.
He didn't.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 26, 2009 23:27:58 GMT -5
you're trying way too hard its not supposed to be anything but not funny. |
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Post by Razgat on Jul 26, 2009 23:34:32 GMT -5
Mine was just a dream I had.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 26, 2009 23:35:40 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Razgat on Jul 26, 2009 23:47:11 GMT -5
When you start having dreams about serial killers.....and the serial killer wins....you know something is wrong with you.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 26, 2009 23:57:59 GMT -5
nope.
it just means you've finally become unique
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