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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 2, 2009 21:00:44 GMT -5
omegle.com/troll like crazy! pretend you are a fictional character! post results
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Aug 2, 2009 21:02:40 GMT -5
im going to be r2-d2....
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 2, 2009 21:06:29 GMT -5
k speak in beeps
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Post by tuberjustin on Aug 2, 2009 21:49:40 GMT -5
You: Hello Stranger: hey You: Do you know Which way my home, Ithaca, is? Stranger: yes You: Athena bless you Stranger: follow the rod where the sun can´t shine and then take a left in the hydras ass You: I'm not not sure where to find the hydra, i sailed north from Troy 3 years ago. You: POSEIDON!!!! Why do you keep me from my home? Stranger: have to do something under the sea You: THE SEA!?!?! DO YOU DINE IN THE GREATHALL OF MY ENEMY!?! POSEIDON!!!!! Stranger: yup....a guy has to eat You: YOU!!! A PLAGUE APON YOU AND YOUR KIN! Stranger: why are you so mean to me? i just try to be a good enemy You: I will cut your heart out of your breast if you try to keep me form my darling Penelope! Stranger: ok then Stranger: just be nice ok? itt would be my first time You: YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU SLEPT IN THE HOUSE OF POSEIDON! Stranger: i dont wanna ruin anything...but penelope was here with me...we had a preety good time You: MY PENELOPE, she was not true to me............ Stranger: yup... Stranger: she said to me that she wasnt sorry You: YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR SINS! AS SOON AS I CUT YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR NECK, I WILL PROCEED TO HAVE FORNICATION WITH YOUR BLEEDING THROAT HOLE! Stranger: yea i would like that Stranger: call penelope, she liked watching me You: AS SOON AS I GET BACK FROM TROY, YOU WILL PAY! Stranger: Fuck you, im gonna find someone else to talk too
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 3, 2009 0:00:17 GMT -5
lol
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thecheat
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Post by thecheat on Aug 3, 2009 15:32:53 GMT -5
You: pip pip tally ho Stranger: pleasant afternoon m'boy ol' chap. You: yes yes, quite right You: tell me, good sir, how do you feel about the commoners? Stranger: pah, those dirty scoundrels dont deserve even half of a farthing! You: ah, such refreshing mercilessness Stranger: indeed, indeed. You: those peasants get what they deserve Stranger: tis a shame the king doesnt consider public torture to be as humourous as i do You: we'll have to settle for hangings Stranger: otherwise the creed i suggested would have been passed You: ah, do outline it for me, chap Stranger: outline this creed you mean? You: yes, if you please Stranger: ah definatly You: AHA You: THE SPELLING OF A PEASANT You: YOU LYING DOG You: WHY AREN'T YOU GROVELING? You: I'LL NOT STAND FOR THIS You: ANSWER FOR YOUR FRAUD Stranger: do have mersee! Stranger: MERSEE PLEASE Stranger: i hafe a famely of fiev! You: fine fine Stranger: they need the moniy! You: i feel magnanimous this day You: but only if you see the light You: of ABSTINENCE Stranger: waht is absinentces? You: NOT SEX You: i, as a member of the abstinence patrol, am here to share with you the three points of abstinence Stranger: i am a castraughted man my lord! You: 1) cleanliness You: 2) purity Stranger: absteincanece doesnt apply to me! You: 3)not sex You: ALL THE SAME YOU WILL BE ABSTINENT]
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Post by thecheat on Aug 3, 2009 15:35:44 GMT -5
Stranger: heyy You: good day to you sir or madam You: i am here performing a public service You: are you familiar with the term "abstinence"? Stranger: no what does that mean You: allow me to explain You: as a member of the Abstinence Patrol, i abide by the three virtues of abstinence You: 1) purity You: 2) cleanliness You: 3) not sex Stranger: oh well i already have a child named dylan You: it is of the utmost importance that you remain abstinent You: even if you were a reprehensible whore without morals in the past You: not unlike yourself Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 3, 2009 17:10:32 GMT -5
awesome
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thecheat
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Post by thecheat on Aug 3, 2009 19:48:22 GMT -5
I'M ABOUT TO DECLARE MYSELF ABSTINENCE LORD IF YOU GUYS DON'T STEP IT UP
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Post by Razgat on Aug 3, 2009 19:51:13 GMT -5
Go ahead
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Post by thecheat on Aug 3, 2009 20:07:06 GMT -5
This doesn't concern you, woman. This is between me and the Abstinence Squad.
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Moniko
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Shaken, not stirred.
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Post by Moniko on Aug 5, 2009 20:14:46 GMT -5
Very simple to troll, NEVER use and verbs end of story. People RAGE
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Post by tuberjustin on Aug 6, 2009 23:57:29 GMT -5
You: helo Stranger: SAY YOU LOVE ME! You: hw r u doin? Stranger: better now You: r u leik a trll or somthin? Stranger: i'm anything you want me to be, baby You: whts a nwfag? they kep callin me tht on 4chn Stranger: I'm not quite sure, honestly, that site is weeiird... Stranger: Oh I mean...um....spank me baby. Stranger: yeah. You: i dnt bileve in sex bfore maredge Stranger: You obviously don't believe in spelling either You: huh? You: wht do u meen? Stranger: Your spelling. It's atrocious. Fuck, I can't even mess with you without getting distracted!! Ugh, buy a goddamn dictionary. HAHA! SUCCESSFUL ANTI-TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL!
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Post by Xelwes on Aug 7, 2009 20:48:57 GMT -5
HELL YEA.
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Moniko
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THAT KID!
Shaken, not stirred.
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Post by Moniko on Aug 7, 2009 21:08:43 GMT -5
That was some nice anti-trollin'
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thecheat
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Post by thecheat on Aug 8, 2009 10:41:43 GMT -5
Justin, I will high five you for the abstinence and the win. You spelled like a true Tyler Davis.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2009 10:47:57 GMT -5
Stranger: M or F? You: B Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by tuberjustin on Aug 9, 2009 8:53:47 GMT -5
Justin, I will high five you for the abstinence and the win. You spelled like a true Tyler Davis. i actually had tyler davis in mind when i did that.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 9, 2009 10:19:22 GMT -5
Justin, I will high five you for the abstinence and the win. You spelled like a true Tyler Davis. i actually had tyler davis in mind when i did that. tyler davis chooses to ignore grammatical rules. that or he is incapable of understanding them.
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Post by Razgat on Aug 9, 2009 20:06:37 GMT -5
Stranger: Hello! You: Are you pro choice or pro life? Stranger: Pro Choice, you? You: Why? Stranger: Because I think that it's important for a woman to be able to choose what happens to her body. Stranger: It's not the job of any government to mandate what an individual does. You: Hmmm..,..ok, then........Are you.........pro pirate or pro ninja? Stranger: Well pro ninja, of course. Stranger: Beig Pro-Pirate is just ignorant. Stranger: Being* Stranger: Why... Stranger: are you? Stranger: Pro Pirate? You: Pro 4chan? Stranger: Ugh, that wretched hive of scum and villany? Stranger: Never. You: Good. You: My survey is done.
To tell you the truth, I was just bored and thinking of the most random things ever.
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