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Post by Razgat on Aug 9, 2009 20:12:01 GMT -5
You: omegle.com/Stranger: yes, that is the site we're on You: oops, I mean.....Powitanie Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Hello You: Powitanie Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Powitanie Your conversational partner has disconnected. Apparently, those people don't like Polish...... |
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Post by Razgat on Aug 9, 2009 20:23:53 GMT -5
Stranger: hello
You: Powitanie
Stranger: 954 790 7225 call me
Stranger: i hate this stranger shit lol
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Powitanie
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ?
You: Pan mówić Polski?
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Got farther that time......I'll try a different language.
You: Ciao
Stranger: muy bien?
You: Sì, sono. Ringraziarla per chiedere.
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F........Italian is no good.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 10, 2009 14:32:56 GMT -5
speak russian
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 10, 2009 14:33:33 GMT -5
give me a phrase ot say.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 10, 2009 14:39:01 GMT -5
You: ýé
Stanger: ?
You: sorry, I'm typing this on a Russian comutor.
Stanger: really? why?
You: i'm on a business trip in moscow.
Stranger: cool, wanna cyber?
You: óâåðåííàÿ âåùü
Stanger: i dont speak russuian
You: sorry, computor keeps fucking up. I meant to say yes
Stranger: ok
Stanger: you go first
You: ß çàõâàòûâàþ âàø ãóëÿòü ãðóäè è íà÷èíàþ ãàäèòü íà âñåì ïðîòÿæåíèè íèõ. ß òîãäà çàõâàòûâàþ öåïíóþ ïèëó è ñðûâàþ âàø uterous, è çàòåì ÿ åì ýòî. Äà, ÿ - òðóäíî ÿäðî.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 10, 2009 14:39:48 GMT -5
yeah boy
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 10, 2009 15:37:07 GMT -5
what historical character should I be?
Zombie lincoln?
Fleetlord Atvar?
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 10, 2009 15:40:22 GMT -5
FLEETLORD ATVAR NOW!!!!!!!
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 10, 2009 15:41:39 GMT -5
k
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 10, 2009 15:42:25 GMT -5
Stranger: moi
You: Are you one of the Big Uglies?
Stranger: fuck od
You: I mean... Tosevites?
Stranger: of*
You: Submit to the Empire of the RACE!
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 10, 2009 15:47:36 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 10, 2009 15:52:20 GMT -5
Stranger: Hey
You: Attention Tosevite: the Colonization Fleet is coming.
You: Submit to the Empire.
Stranger: Never!
Stranger: We are a sovereign and peaceful people with a long history and culture!
Stranger: We will never be assimilated in to the Empire!
You: Then we will crush your cities and your armies.
You: The Deutchse put up little resistence, you will be no different.
Stranger: There will be nothing for you to control. Our people are warriors and masters of their destiny.
Stranger: There will be nothing for you to settle, and no slave to exert your will on.
You: Such foolish hope. You Big Uglies truely have no notion of the type of power we posses.
You: There! The city you call "New York" no longer stands tall!
Stranger: We'd rather die on our feet then to live kneeling!
You: Then you will die in vain.
You: Your greatest weapons are mere toys to us.
Stranger: What you can not understand is that our strongest weapon lies within us.
Stranger: Our will to fight is stronger then any thing you may use against us.
You: BAH! Sentimental nonsense! The greatest weapon is atomic. Of which we have plenty.
Stranger: Like all empires before you, you will crumble from within and be judged by your predecesors.
You: Your people are a neusance, we may just eradicate you from the universe and movev on. Tosev 3 was a aste of my time.
You: Robotev 2 and Haless 1 were easy conquests. You Big Uglies should have been the same, but no. Your evolution is much faster than theirs or ours. We have no need for those who won't submit!
You: We ahve launched nukes at all of your cities. Farewell, filthy Tosevites!
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 10, 2009 15:54:31 GMT -5
You: I was born in 14 log cabins
Stranger: hi
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 10, 2009 15:55:35 GMT -5
Stranger: Hey You: Attention Tosevite: the Colonization Fleet is coming. You: Submit to the Empire. Stranger: Never! Stranger: We are a sovereign and peaceful people with a long history and culture! Stranger: We will never be assimilated in to the Empire! You: Then we will crush your cities and your armies. You: The Deutchse put up little resistence, you will be no different. Stranger: There will be nothing for you to control. Our people are warriors and masters of their destiny. Stranger: There will be nothing for you to settle, and no slave to exert your will on. You: Such foolish hope. You Big Uglies truely have no notion of the type of power we posses. You: There! The city you call "New York" no longer stands tall! Stranger: We'd rather die on our feet then to live kneeling! You: Then you will die in vain. You: Your greatest weapons are mere toys to us. Stranger: What you can not understand is that our strongest weapon lies within us. Stranger: Our will to fight is stronger then any thing you may use against us. You: BAH! Sentimental nonsense! The greatest weapon is atomic. Of which we have plenty. Stranger: Like all empires before you, you will crumble from within and be judged by your predecesors. You: Your people are a neusance, we may just eradicate you from the universe and movev on. Tosev 3 was a aste of my time. You: Robotev 2 and Haless 1 were easy conquests. You Big Uglies should have been the same, but no. Your evolution is much faster than theirs or ours. We have no need for those who won't submit! You: We ahve launched nukes at all of your cities. Farewell, filthy Tosevites! You have disconnected. awesome |
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 10, 2009 15:59:58 GMT -5
Stranger: hii
You: help me
You: i'm stuck in an indian prison
You: I think that they'll feed me to the tigers!
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Post by Razgat on Aug 10, 2009 16:11:24 GMT -5
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Do you have any information on who attempted to murder the Grand Master?
Stranger: i was out dining with mom i told you. stop bothering me i have witnesses
You: You're working with Salonzo, aren't you? THAT DAMN GENOAN!!!!
Stranger: i don't know what you're talking about
Stranger: just leave me alone i have nothing to do with this case
Stranger: i am retired
Stranger: i just want to live peacefully here now get out
Stranger: i said
Stranger: GET OUT
You: You will be found, taken into custody by Templar knights, and be imprisoned. Your cell is a moldy, stone room where you will be attached to chains and forced to live in the darkness for life while all you have to eat is grule.
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Oh, dang.
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Moniko
Short-story Writer
THAT KID!
Shaken, not stirred.
Posts: 396
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Post by Moniko on Aug 10, 2009 17:50:13 GMT -5
LOL NICE NICOLE
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 10, 2009 18:12:51 GMT -5
i dont get it
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Post by Razgat on Aug 10, 2009 18:15:33 GMT -5
I was posing as a Templar from my book. They were looking for the murderers of the Grand Master, and some Genoan Merchant ended up being the guy.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Aug 10, 2009 18:19:49 GMT -5
k
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