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Post by tuberjustin on Jan 17, 2010 20:57:10 GMT -5
She may make it to girlfriend status. I like her spunk. very nice, we should change your status from puritan prophet to Ladies Man |
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 21:00:49 GMT -5
EVERYONE LOOK, I'M BEING REPRESSED/PROVEN RIGHT
Further evidence of you resenting being beaten would be when you start cursing under your breath at Foxworth when you don't get things in band (i.e. make it into jazz band).
I actually only got into this because I hopped on the site after a couple months and discover, to my moderate horror, a dating guide written by DERRICK. A very awkward individual. And you guys were buying it. That is not right. I corrected the misguided guide and now I'm going off to do wonderful, successful things that you will continue to resent me for because they imbue me with a confidence you don't have. In other words, I EARNED my swagger. And now I'm using it. And it is positively INTOXICATING. I'm not even kidding, life is good.
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 21:03:44 GMT -5
I gave her a chastity belt at the beginning of the first date and explained to her that, if she played her cards right, she COULD be the lucky lady to make me steaks from now on.
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Post by tuberjustin on Jan 17, 2010 21:08:07 GMT -5
I gave her a smack on the ass at the beginning of the first date and explained to her that, if she played her cards right, she COULD be the lucky lady to make me steaks from now on. fixed |
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 21:09:31 GMT -5
ALSO GOOD
If you guys want a more comprehensive guide to flirting, I'm not writing it. I'm not Seventeen magazine. The doors to my office are always open, however, seeing as they do not exist and therefore cannot be closed.
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Post by tuberjustin on Jan 17, 2010 21:14:32 GMT -5
Please Lucco, i can never get a date. i always try and try again but they scream and run away. what should i do?
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 21:14:51 GMT -5
ONE MORE THING
You gentlemen will inevitably suffer from what I like to call the Cave of Wonders Complex. As soon as you have a date with that lady friend you've been lusting after, girls will begin to flirt with you more. Whether or not this is all in your head doesn't matter: it's happening. But you can't touch all the gold and jewels around you, just keep walking. Because now you can only have the lamp and have sex with the genie or some shit. The more you know...
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 21:16:02 GMT -5
Please Lucco, i can never get a date. i always try and try again but they scream and run away. what should i do? If all else fails, watch Hitch. If that fails, try Ruffies. |
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Post by tuberjustin on Jan 17, 2010 21:16:53 GMT -5
ONE MORE THING You mentlegen will inevitably suffer from what I like to call the Cave of Wonders Complex. As soon as you have a date with that lady friend you've been lusting after, girls will begin to flirt with you more. Whether or not this is all in your head doesn't matter: it's happening. But you can't touch all the gold and jewels around you, just keep walking. Because now you can only have the lamp and have sex with the genie or some shit. The more you know... OK, this is seriously gold. i give you unreserved props for this metaphor |
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jan 17, 2010 21:24:02 GMT -5
what the hell are you talking about lucco? I happen to like Mr. Foxworth. Your blatant lying repulses me and at the same time proves my point.
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Post by Calefrun on Jan 17, 2010 21:48:29 GMT -5
what the hell are you talking about lucco? I happen to like Mr. Foxworth. Your blatant lying repulses me and at the same time proves my point. And by raging at every thing he says proves his point. However, I do disagree with what Lucco said on the previous page. I did all 3 of those things, but being that it's me, it didn't work. There need to me more conditions listed there  |
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jan 17, 2010 21:56:45 GMT -5
I have a right to rage at false accusations. He is blatantly wrong. I dont really care about his views and whatnot, it just pisses me off that he feels the need to flaunt it.
And Zac, go back to playing your world of warcraft.
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 22:15:19 GMT -5
Zac, I gave very loose definitions of flirting. There is a certain art and nuance to it. We can make you a baby daddy yet, my fine young gentleman.
MOTHERS AND FATHERS, HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS, ZAC MUNSON THE NECROMANCER IS COMING TO TOWN AND HE'S GOT THE BEDROOM ON HIS MIND (AND HERS)
Flirting is a subtle art. If you don't know how to do it, it may be tough to learn. But you CAN. And will, my friend, you will. The first step is confidence. Once you swagger, things will fall into place. COMMENCE WITH YOUR STRUTTING.
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 22:16:31 GMT -5
Adam would hardly admit to anything I've said. Let him rage, the only place he overtly does it is the internet. Everybody needs an outlet.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jan 17, 2010 22:23:08 GMT -5
Wow....just wow.
your pretentiousness knows no bounds, does it? Of course I'm going to deny something that isnt true.
You claim I curse at Mr. Foxworth for not getting into stuff? Prove it. Prove it and I MIGHT not delete your account off this site to clear this bullshit.
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 22:29:23 GMT -5
As tragic a blow as it would be for you to delete my account to this site that I so OBVIOUSLY frequent, I think I'll let you do whatever with that. I can whip out a recording of you being angry at losing (not mad at Foxworth, mad at losing). For the same reason that you refused to switch to bari sax, you're insecure enough to know that you should but too proud to admit it and step down from alto. Or was there some other reason? I'm just inferring and insighting and whatnot.
Threats don't make you look any tougher, by the way. Have you considered just having it out with me in person to clear the air? I'd prefer that, because checking back here for a response gets old.
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 22:30:03 GMT -5
And it's not pretentiousness, it's common sense. Do you know anyone that would admit to my accusations, true or otherwise?
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jan 17, 2010 22:35:01 GMT -5
First off, you have no right to anything you say because, frankly it is none of your business. You feel the need to grace other people with your insight. THAT is what pisses me off. It is not your place or right to judge other people, yet you feel the need to simply because you think that you can.
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 22:39:29 GMT -5
Part of the swagger isn't thinking, it's KNOWING.
And I tell it like it is. If that's what you don't like, it's because you're hiding from the "it". Or at least my "it". It might not be the whole truth, but that's what I see and that's what I say and it stays that way until I see evidence to the contrary. Provide some and I'll retract any inaccuracies, but I honestly don't think you can. You continually refuse to bring any of your poorly concealed dislike to me out into the open in a non-digital environment because you KNOW that I'm not all talk. My words ring true, not empty.
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Post by thecheat on Jan 17, 2010 22:41:21 GMT -5
I don't "pass judgment" for kicks. I tell you where you are and what you're doing because you obviously aren't going anywhere at the moment. Some people need a swift kick in the ass. For that matter, I don't walk around the band room every morning telling people they're worthless and I am a god. I point things out every once in a while, like now.
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